18 quotes
Taking Action Leads to Success
Diane
No one ever got ahead by sitting on their behind.
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Cheer Comparison and Personal Responsibility
Lisa
Now I know it's my job to give you all the facts, so, I'm gonna have to says their cheer blew like a bulemic after Christmas dinner.
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Discussing Options for Unplanned Pregnancy
Kansas
How much do you need for an abortion?
Hannah
What? No, not an abortion. My church can arrange for you to go to Oregon and take care of a sick aunt for nine months. Then they find your baby a good home. And you come back a little dazed and puffy, but everything's fine. Please Di, don't be a whore and a murderer.
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Navigating Unplanned Pregnancy and Personal Choices
Diane
I'm not gonna get an abortion, I always planned on getting married and having kids, I'm just going a little out of order. It kinda reminds me of another young lady, who found herself with child, unmarried, on a long, long road with no place to sleep. Of course that was a long, long time ago. No matter what, she held her head high, and said, "Papa, don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa, don't preach, cause I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby.
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Debating the One Question Rule
Kansas
Come on Cleo, we're not gonna waste this weeks question to the netherworld on Conan.
Hannah
Who made up the one question a week rule, anyway?
Kansas
It's in the bible, so just shut the hell up.
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Growth Amidst Adversity
Diane
You know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt. And we may be knee-deep in it right now, but we're gonna grow strong from this.
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Unexpected Confessions at Church Camp
Hannah
At church camp this summer, I'm pretty sure I had my first orgasm.
Kansas
Hold up, any sentence that starts with "at church camp" ain't leading to the big O.
Cleo
That's not true. Those pictures of Christ all sweaty and bare chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
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Embracing the Challenges of Early Motherhood
Diane
Morning sunshine. Remember, except for the morning sickness, the blinding back-pain and the embarrassingly unpredictable gas, these are the best days of your life... so far.
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Cheerleading or Sorority: The Choice of Unity
Diane
It's off. I can't take the fighting, the back-stabbing, the open hostility. We're not acting like cheerleaders, we're acting like a bunch of sorority girls!
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Rules of the Game
Kansas
Rule number one: You never take off the mask, hear me? No matter what happens, you never take off the mask.
Cleo
I'm sorry, Kansas.
Kansas
Oh, god, no! Rule number two: No names. No god damn names, you retard.
Cleo
For God's sake, white trash betty', I didn't realise the rules went into effect before we entered the supermarket.
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Statistics and Marriage in Unexpected Moments
Lucy
Holy Shit! You just became a statistic.
Kansas
Oh my God... I'm not the first.
Hannah
When are you geting married?
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Cheerleading Humor and Misunderstanding
Lisa
(Cheerleaders shout "Hey, ho, let's go".) I don't know about they "hey" part, but "ho" is right on the money.
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Cheering for the Unconventional Heroes
Taglines
Get ready to cheer for the bad girls!
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Desire and Temptation in High School
Lisa
Jack was fine. Man, was he fine! It was like he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag.
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Cheerleading Loyalty and Individual Choices
Diane
But we went hands in on this. You're breaking the National High School Cheerleading Association's pledge of allegiance and conformity.
Lucy
I'll turn in my pom-poms after Christmas.
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Embracing the Joy of the Present Moment
Diane
Morning sunshine. Remember, these are the best days of your life, so far. (winks)
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Monthly Visits from Aunt Rose
Lisa
Truth is, they're so close, they all get their monthly visit from Aunt Rose at the same time.
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Ambitions and Unexpected Reactions at Homecoming
Jack
There are only three things I want in life. To, one day, become a senator of this great state (crowd cheer)... I wanna lead the mighty Lincolns to victory in the homecoming game (crowd cheer)... And I wanna go to the homecoming dance with Diane West. (Crowd gasp... then cheer!)
Hannah
Oh my God, I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch!
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