Super Mario Bros. Quotes

President/King Koopa I need the rock, and the Princess Daisy. And I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs and get rid of the mammals!

Sergeant Name.

Mario Mario.

Sergeant Last name.

Mario Mario.

Sergeant Okay. What's your name?

Luigi Luigi.

Sergeant Luigi Luigi?

Luigi No. Luigi Mario.

Sergeant Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?

Luigi There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

Sergeant Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.

Taglines Can two plumbers save the world from going down the drain?

Luigi Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?

Mario Luigi, we're the aliens!

Luigi We are? Wow, cool!

Mario Where's the starter on this thing?

Luigi I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.

Mario I didn't know you could do that.

Luigi Comes from sittin on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.

Koopa Now, where's the rock?

Iggy and Spike Rock, sir?

Koopa The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!

Spike That rock!

Iggy I told you not to forget it!

Koopa And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!

Iggy and Spike The plumbers took it.

Koopa Plumbers? Plumber alert!

President/King Koopa See you later, alligator!

Sergeant Mario Brothers!

Mario Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!

Sergeant You got one.

Taglines This ain't no game!

President/King Koopa I'll kill that plumber!!!

Mario If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.

Luigi Now, where's Daisy?

Spike No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?

Luigi Where's Daisy, butt breath?!

Iggy Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!

Luigi Not til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!

Spike Where is the rock?!

Mario SHUT UP!!

President/King Koopa Look at this place. Pathetic! It gets worse everyday. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine, an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole of germs everywhere, fungus! 65 million years, we've been exiled here after the meteorite struck! While mammals roam free in the other dimension! Well, not for long!

Toad Oh, oh, oh.

Mario Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.

Sergeant Nobody touches President Koopa!

Luigi You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil...

Koopa ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?

Luigi You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.

Mario Not in New York traffic, they don't.