Plumbers Unite to Save the World
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Can two plumbers save the world from going down the drain?
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A Serious Take on Playfulness
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This ain't no game!
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Tension Builds Over Daisy's Location
Mario:
If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
Luigi:
Now, where's Daisy?
Spike:
No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
Luigi:
Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
Iggy:
Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
Luigi:
Not til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
Spike:
Where is the rock?!
Mario:
SHUT UP!!
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Legal Advice in a Tight Situation
Sergeant:
Mario Brothers!
Mario: [in his cell with Luigi]
Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
Sergeant:
You got one.
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Gaming Skills and Unexpected Insights
Mario:
Where's the starter on this thing?
Luigi:
I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
Mario:
I didn't know you could do that.
Luigi:
Comes from sittin on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
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Missing Meteorite Piece Discussion
Koopa:
Now, where's the rock?
Iggy and Spike:
Rock, sir?
Koopa:
The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike:
That rock!
Iggy:
I told you not to forget it!
Koopa:
And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
Iggy and Spike: [nervously]
The plumbers took it.
Koopa: [whispers; to Lena]
Plumbers? Plumber alert!
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Confrontation with President Koopa Unfolds
Sergeant:
Nobody touches President Koopa!
Luigi: [rubs his eyes in pain]
You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil...
Koopa:
...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
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Realizing Their Alien Identity
Luigi:
Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Mario:
Luigi, we're the aliens!
Luigi:
We are? Wow, cool!
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Tension Between Mario and Toad
Toad: [sings]
Oh, oh, oh.
Mario:
Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
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Character Introduction in Super Mario Bros.
Sergeant:
Name.
Mario:
Mario.
Sergeant:
Last name.
Mario:
Mario.
Sergeant: [to Luigi]
Okay. What's your name?
Luigi:
Luigi.
Sergeant:
Luigi Luigi?
Luigi:
No. Luigi Mario.
Sergeant:
Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi:
There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Sergeant:
Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
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Turtles and Traffic: A Comedic Contrast
Luigi: [as he drives the van]
You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.
Mario:
Not in New York traffic, they don't.
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Threat Against the Plumber
President/King Koopa:
I'll kill that plumber!!!
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A Farewell from King Koopa
President/King Koopa: [when de-evolving Toad]
See you later, alligator!
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Koopa's Plan for World Domination
President/King Koopa:
I need the rock, and the Princess Daisy. And I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs and get rid of the mammals!
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Koopa's Frustration with Their Dismal World
President/King Koopa: [on Dinohattan]
Look at this place. Pathetic! It gets worse everyday. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine, an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole of germs everywhere, fungus! 65 million years, we've been exiled here after the meteorite struck! While mammals roam free in the other dimension! Well, not for long!
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