Tangled (2010) - Quotes

Taglines: The lanterns will lead her to her true destiny.

Taglines: A holiday motion picture event that takes adventure to new lengths.

Taglines: They're taking adventure to new lengths.

Taglines: Get tangled up.

Eugene: [narrating] But I know what the big question is, ha-ha! Did Rapunzel and I ever get married? Well, I am pleased to tell you. That after years, and years of asking, and asking, and asking. I finally said "Yes!

Princess Rapunzel: [correcting him; in sing-song voice] Eugene!

Eugene: [narrating] Alright, I asked her.

Princess Rapunzel: [also narrating] And so, we're all living happily ever after.

Eugene: [narrating] Yes, we are.

Eugene: [weakly] Rapunzel!

Princess Rapunzel: What?

Eugene: [weakly; his last words] You were my new dream.

Princess Rapunzel: [chuckles tearfully; sings tearfully] And you were mine. Heal what has being hurt...

Eugene: [gasps; sees Rapunzel bound and gagged with chains, and Mother Gothel stabs him from behind] Rapunzel, I thought I'd never see you again!

Mother Gothel: [Pascal shocked and angry and hurries; Gothel furiously drags Rapunzel to the secret exits as Pascal hurries to the bites Gothel's skirt, but she resists as Pascal tries to stopped the Gothel from dragging Rapunzel away and Pascal angry and bites Gothel's skirt, but she kicks him across the floor; '''Eugene''': (groans) Rapunzel, no!] Now look what you've done, Rapunzel. Oh, don't worry, dear. Our secret will died with him (your boyfriend). And as for us? Huh! We are going where no 1 will ever find you, (and seeing boyfriend) again!?! Rapunzel, really! ENOUGH ALREADY! STOP FIGHTING ME!!

Princess Rapunzel: [removes the handkerchief from her mouth and becomes enraged; calms down] NO!!! I WON'T STOP!!! For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you! But, if you let me save him... I will go with you.

Eugene: [groans] No. No, Rapunzel.

Princess Rapunzel: [Pauses out] I'll never run; I'll never try to escape. Just let me heal him. And you and I will be together. Forever, just like you want! Everything will be the way it was. I promise. Just like you want. Just let...me...heal him!

Mother Gothel: [chaining Eugene's wrist; leaves] In case you get any ideas about following us.

Princess Rapunzel: [runs up to Eugene; checking his injury] Eugene! Oh, I'm so sorry. Everything is going to okay, though.

Eugene: No, Rapunzel!

Princess Rapunzel: I promise, you have to trust me.

Eugene: No...I can't let you do this.

Princess Rapunzel: But I can't let you die.

Eugene: But if you do this...

Princess Rapunzel: Shhh.

Eugene: Then you...will die.

Princess Rapunzel: [Eugene smiles weakly. Rapunzel is about to sing the healing incantation] Hey. It's gonna be all right.

Eugene: [She leans over, as she thought she was about to kiss him, Eugene uses a shard of the broken mirror to cut Rapunzel's hair off completely] Rapunzel. Wait.

Mother Gothel: [latest words; shocked; the hair turns brown and trails down to the tip; as Gothel tries to scoop up the remainder of gold hair desperately, she begins to age into her true elderly form when holding the brown hair in her hand; Looks on the broken mirror and sees her grotesque reflection, blinding herself by pulling her hood over her head; Pascal uses the long brown hair to trip Gothel out of the window; falls out of the tower to her death; [Ice Age (2002 film)|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!; She turns to dusts before her cloaks hits the ground] NO!!! Oh, no! No! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NO! NO! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! Aargh! ]

Hook Hand Thug: Head down?

Eugene: Head down.

Hook Hand Thug: Arms in?

Eugene: Arms in.

Hook Hand Thug: Knees apart?

Eugene: [flabbergasted; Vladimir jumps from the balcony; Vladimir lands on the beam where Eugene is standing on a wheel-barrel sending him flying, and lands safely on Maximus' back; Max neighs; Max stares at him] Knees apart-- (Wait.) Knees apart?! Why do I need to keep my knees apa…? Max. You brought them here? Thank you. No, really. Thank you. Uh... I feel maybe this whole time we've just been misunderstanding one another and we're really just... Yeah, you're right. We should go.

Eugene: How did you know about her?! Tell me, (right) now!

Stabbington: [horrified] It wasn't us. It was the old lady. (She kidnapped the girl for her magic hair.)

Eugene: [realized; the guards come and drags him aways; [The Lion King 1½|(You know what,) you don't understand. She's in trouble!? WAIT!] Old lady?! (Wait! Did you say "Old Lady"? Oops!) No, wait! ]

Mother Gothel: [comes upstairs; Pauses out; Rapunzel is shown panting; she emerges from her room in shock.] Rapunzel? Rapunzel, what's going on up there?! Are you alright?

Princess Rapunzel: [to herself; softly] I'm the lost princess.

Mother Gothel: [annoyed] Oh, please speak up, Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling.

Princess Rapunzel: [loudly; Mother Gothel looks shocked, as though she never expected her to ever figure this out] I am the lost princess. Aren't I? Did I mumble, Mother? Or should I even call you that?

Mother Gothel: [pauses, then regains composure] Oh, Rapunzel, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?

Princess Rapunzel: [pushes her away, angriestily and frightened] It was you! It was all you!

Mother Gothel: [coldly; Rapunzel shoves past her] Everything I did was to protect you. Rapunzel...

Princess Rapunzel: I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my powers.

Mother Gothel: Rapunzel!

Princess Rapunzel: When I should have been hiding from you!

Mother Gothel: [the image dissolves to a vision of Flynn being attacked by the guards in slow-motion; voiceover] Where will you go? He won't be there for you.

Princess Rapunzel: [voiceover] What did you do to him?!

Mother Gothel: [voiceover; The image dissolves back to the tower] That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes.

Princess Rapunzel: [gasps] No!

Mother Gothel: [tries to pat Rapunzel's head] Now, now. It's alright. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.

Princess Rapunzel: [grabs her wrist; Mother Gothel breaks free of Rapunzel's grip, only to cause a nearby mirror to fall and smashes the mirror. Rapunzel then turns to leave] NO!!! You were wrong about the world! And you were wrong about me! AND I WILL NEVER!!!!! LET YOU USE HAIR, AGAIN!?

Mother Gothel: [advances toward Rapunzel threateningly] You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy.

Captain: What's this? Open up!

Shorty: What's a password?

Captain: What?

Shorty: Nope!

Captain: OPEN THIS DOOR!

Shorty: Not even close.

Captain: [behind him, a hook pulls one guard upward; a hand pulls the other guard into a room; turns and notices that the guards are gone.; Attila the thug creeps up behind the captain and hits him with a frying pan] You have three seconds. One... two... three...? Huh?

Eugene: Frying pans! Who knew, right?

Captain: Let's get this over with, Rider.

Eugene: [the Captain gives him a "You know" look; realizing, gingerly places his hand around his neck] Where are we going? Oh.

Princess Rapunzel: [in the boat, seeing Eugene with two lanterns; holding up Eugene's satchel] I have something for you too. I should have given it to you before, but I was just scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean?

Eugene: [gently pushing the satchel aside] I'm starting to.

Eugene: [noticing the look on Rapunzel's face] Are you okay?

Princess Rapunzel: [meekly whispers] I'm terrified.

Eugene: [softly] Why?

Princess Rapunzel: I've been looking out a window for 18 years, dreaming about what it might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything that I dreamed it would be?

Eugene: [reassuringly] It will be.

Princess Rapunzel: And what if it is? What do I do then?

Eugene: Well, that's the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream.

Eugene: Ahh!!! Stop! No! Let me go!

Princess Rapunzel: Give it to me right away!

Princess Rapunzel: [Maximus is NOT settling down] Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Easy, boy, easy! Settle down! Whoa, whoa! Easy, boy. Easy. Easy.

Princess Rapunzel: That's it!

Princess Rapunzel: [Maximus hesitates; Maximus sits] Now sit. Sit.

Flynn Rider: What?!

Princess Rapunzel: Now drop the boot.

Princess Rapunzel: Drop it.

Princess Rapunzel: Awwww! You are such a good boy! Yes, you are! You all tired out from chasing the bad man (Flynn) all over the place?

Flynn Rider: Excuse me?

Princess Rapunzel: [Maximus agrees] Nobody appreciates you, do they? Do they?

Flynn Rider: Oh, come on. He's a bad horse!

Princess Rapunzel: Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart!

Princess Rapunzel: Isn't that right... Maximus?

Flynn Rider: You've got to be kidding me.

Eugene: So you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap my hand in your magical hair. Ah.

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] Sorry! Just don't, don't freak out. Flower, gleam and glow,/ Let your powers shine,/ Make the clock reverse,/ Bring back what once was mine./ Heal what has been hurt,/ Change the fates design,/ Save what has been lost,/ Bring back what once was mine./ What once was mine!

Princess Rapunzel: BUT PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT!!

Eugene: [wheezy] I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out? No, I'm just very, very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. How long has it been doing that exactly?

Princess Rapunzel: [shows Eugene her only brown lock inside her blonde hair; sighs] Uh...forever, I guess? Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. But once it's cut it turns brown and loses its power. A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me... That's why I never left and...

Eugene: [Rapunzel stares back at Eugene, a sad look on her face] You never left that tower. And you're still gonna go back?

Princess Rapunzel: [covers her face; Pascal gently holds her foot. She notices Eugene watching her and calms down] No! Yes. It's complicated. So, "Eugene Fitzherbert", huh?

Eugene: [Rapunzel scoots closer to him, eager to listen] Ahh.. yeah, well. I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert. It's a little bit of a... it's a little bit of a downer. There was this book. A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids. The Tales of Flynnigan Rider! Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies either. Not that he'd ever brag, of course.

Princess Rapunzel: Hmm. Was he a thief, too?

Eugene: Uh...well, no. Actually, he had enough money to do anything he wanted to do; he could go anywhere that he wanted to go. And-And for a kid, with nothing, I don't know. It just seemed like the better option. You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation.

Princess Rapunzel: Ah, we wouldn't want that.

Eugene: [Rapunzel laughs, then they gaze into each other's eyes] Well, a fake reputation is all a man has. Well, I should, um...I--I should-I should get some more firewood.

Princess Rapunzel: [Eugene looks back] Hey. For the record, I like "Eugene Fitzherbert" much better than "Flynn Rider".

Eugene: Well, then you'd be the first. But thank you.

Mother Gothel: [Rapunzel's eyes widen] Well... I thought he'd never leave!

Princess Rapunzel: [shocked] Mother?

Mother Gothel: Hello, dear.

Princess Rapunzel: [walks up to her] But I-I-I-I-I don't, uh...How did you find me?

Gothel: [hugging Rapunzel] Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

Princess Rapunzel: [sighs] Mother...

Mother Gothel: [interrupting] We're going home, Rapunzel. Now.

Princess Rapunzel: Y-You don't understand. I've been on this incredible journey, and I've seen and learned so much...I even met someone!

Mother Gothel: Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud. Come on, Rapunzel.

Flynn: [coming up for air; Rapunzel takes a deep breath and dives underwater. Flynn dives after her and pulls her back to the surface; [Rise of the Guardians|pitch black] It's no use! I can't see anything! Hey! There's no point! It's ] down there.

Rapunzel: [regretfully; sniffs; sobs] This is all my fault. She was right, I never should have done this. I'm so...I'm so sorry, Flynn.

Flynn: [sighs] Eugene.

Princess Rapunzel: [confused] What?

Eugene: [sheepishly] My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. Someone might as well know.

Princess Rapunzel: [smiling a little] I have magic hair that glows when I sing.

Eugene: What?

Princess Rapunzel: [realization; briefly singing] I have...? magic hair that glows when I sing! Flower, gleam and glow Let your power shine

Princess Rapunzel: [relieved] We made it.

Eugene: [to himself] Her hair glows...

Princess Rapunzel: We're alive. We're alive!

Eugene: [still to himself] I didn't see that coming! Her hair actually glows!

Princess Rapunzel: Eugene...

Eugene: [to Pascal] Why does her hair glow!?

Princess Rapunzel: EUGENE!!

Eugene: [hysterically] WHAT?!

Princess Rapunzel: It doesn't just glow.

Eugene: [looks at Pascal grinning at him] Why is he smiling at me?

Princess Rapunzel: Who's that?

Flynn Rider: [The guards appear] They don't like me.

Princess Rapunzel: Who's that?!

Flynn Rider: They don't like me either.

Princess Rapunzel: WHO IS THAT?!?!

Flynn Rider: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!

Princess Rapunzel: So, Flynn. Where are you from?

Flynn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, Blondie. I don't do back-story; however, I am becoming very interested in yours. I know I'm not supposed to ask about the hair.

Princess Rapunzel: Nope.

Flynn: Or the mother.

Princess Rapunzel: Uh-uh.

Flynn: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.

Princess Rapunzel: Chameleon.

Flynn: Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you wanted to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?

Princess Rapunzel: [Chuckles nervously; the tunnel begins to shake; they look back to find the guards and Maximus running after them] Well... Uh, Flynn? Flynn?!

Captain: RIDER!!!!!

Flynn: Run! RUN!!!!

Hook Hand Thug: [to Rapunzel] Go live your dream.

Flynn: I will.

Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.

Princess Rapunzel: [to Hook Hand Thug; kisses him on the cheek, causing him to smile, before she and Flynn escape] Thanks for everything.

Princess Rapunzel: [after releasing a branch that hits Hook Hand Thug on the head; everyone stops and stares at her in disbelief] Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity. Haven't any of you ever had a dream?

Hook Hand Thug: [wistfully; throws his axe at the wall, causing the accordion player to play the song; singing] I had a dream once. I'm malicious, mean and scary,/ My sneer could curdle dairy,/ And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest./ But despite my evil look,/ And my temper, and my hook, /I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!/ Can'tcha see me on the stage performin Mozart?/ Tickling the ivories til they gleam?/ Yes, I'd rather be called deadly,/ For my killer show-tune medley. Thank you./ Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream.

Thugs: [singing] He's got a dream! He's got a dream!

Hook Hand Thug: [singing] See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!/ Though I do like breaking femurs,/ You can count me with the dreamers,/ Like everybody else, I've got a dream!/

Big Nose Thug: [singing] I've got scars and lumps and bruises,/ Plus something here that oozes,/ And let's not even mention my complexion!/ But despite my extra toes,/ And my goiter, and my nose, /I really want to make a love connection!/ Can't you see me with a special little lady,/ Rowin in a rowboat down the stream?/ Though I'm one disgusting blighter,/ I'm a lover, not a fighter,/ Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream!/ I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] He's got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: [singing] I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] He's got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: [singing] And I know one day romance will reign supreme!/ Though my face leaves people screaming,/ There's a child behind it, dreaming,/ Like everybody else, I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] Tor would like to quit and be a florist./ Gunther does interior design./ Ulf is into mime. Attila's cupcakes are sublime./ Bruiser knits, Killer sews,/ Fang does little puppet shows!

Hook Hand Thug: [singing; spoken; to Flynn] And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! What about you?

Flynn Rider: [spoken] I'm sorry, me?

Big Nose Thug: [spoken as Hook Hand Thug puts Flynn down] What's your dream?

Flynn Rider: [spoken; the thugs point their weapons at Flynn; singing] No, no, no. Sorry, boys, I don't sing. I have dreams, like you - no, really!/ Just much less touchy-feely,/ They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny./ On an island that I own,/ Tanned and rested and alone,/ Surrounded by enormous piles of money!

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] She's got a dream!

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] She's got a dream!

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!

Thugs: Yeah!

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] And with every passing hour,/ I'm so glad I left my tower,/ Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] She's got a dream!/ He's got a dream!/ They've got a dream!/ We've got a dream!/ So our differences ain't really that extreme!/ We're, one, big, te-e-e-eam...!/ Call us brutal, Sick!

Hook Hand Thug: [singing] Sadistic!

Big Nose Thug: [singing] And grotesquely optimistic!

Thugs: [singing] But way down deep inside, We've got a dream!

Hook Hand Thug: [singing] I've got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: [singing] I've got a dream!

Thugs: [singing] I've got a dream!/ I've got a dream!/I've got a dream!

Princess Rapunzel: [singing] I've got a dream!

Princess Rapunzel and Thugs: [singing] Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeah!

Man: I FOUND THE GUARDS!

Thug: That's a lot of hair.

Flynn Rider: [to Rapunzel] She's growing it out. Is that blood on your moustache? Goldie, look at this. Look at all the blood on his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood!

Princess Rapunzel: [excited after finally leaving the tower; fearfully; squealing with joy; giggles, then puts her hands on her throat; later, looking at a flower, optimistic; later, in a cave rocking back and forth, fearful with her heart beating in her chest; later, running through a pile of leaves and making them rain down on the irritated Flynn. Joyous; later, standing in a tree with her head against the trunk and her arms hanging limp, depressed; later, doing cartwheels and rolling down a hill, ecstatic; later, laying next to Flynn in a patch of flowers with her face in the ground, ashamed; later, using her hair as a vine and swinging around a tree with an annoyed Flynn standing there staring into space, joyous; Later. Flynn walks up to Rapunzel, who is currently broken down in tears] I can't believe I did this! I can't believe I did this. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS! Mother would be so furious. Well, that's okay. I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right? Oh, my gosh! This would kill her. THIS IS SOOO… FUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!! I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. I AM NEVER GOING BAAACCCKKK!!! Woo-hoo! I am a despicable human being. WAHHOOOOO!!!!!! Best day, ever!

Flynn Rider: [clears throat] You know, I can't help but notice, you seem a little at war with yourself here.

Princess Rapunzel: [stops crying] What?

Flynn Rider: Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces, of course; overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. I mean, this is serious stuff! But let me ease your conscience. This is just a part of growing up. A little adventure, a little rebellion...that's good. Healthy, even.

Princess Rapunzel: [chuckles] You think?

Flynn Ryder: I know! Your way overthinking this, trust me. Does your mother deserve it? No. Would this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course, but you just got to do it.

Princess Rapunzel: Break her heart?

Flynn Rider: [picks out a grape] In half.

Princess Rapunzel: Crush her soul?

Flynn Rider: [squishes a grape in his fingers] Like a grape.

Princess Rapunzel: She would be heartbroken, you're right!

Flynn Rider: I am, aren't I. Oh, bother. Alright, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal.

Princess Rapunzel: [catches on to what he's trying to do] What?

Flynn Rider: That's right! But don't thank me. Let's just turn around and get you home. Here's your pan, here's your frog. I get back my satchel. You get back a mother/daughter relationship based on mutual trust and voila! We part ways as unlikely friends.

Princess Rapunzel: No! I am seeing those lanterns.

Flynn Rider: Oh, come on! What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back?!

Princess Rapunzel: [holds frying pan to his face] I will use this.

Princess Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: Fate. Destiny.

Flynn Rider: [flat] A horse!

Princess Rapunzel: So, I have decided to trust you.

Flynn Rider: [flat] A horrible decision, really.

Princess Rapunzel: [pulls Flynn close to her face with a glare] But trust me when I tell you this. You can tear this tower apart brick by brick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel.

Flynn Rider: [clears throat] Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns. Bring you back home. And you'll give me back my satchel?

Princess Rapunzel: [Flynn looks at her suspiciously; Flynn raises an eyebrow] I promise. And when I promise, something I never, ever, break that promise. Ever!

Flynn Rider: [puts on a pouty face, hoping to charm Rapunzel. Her stare just hardens; gives in] Alright, listen. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smoulder. This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn't normally happen. Fine! I'll take you to see the lanterns.

Princess Rapunzel: [jumps in excitement, letting go of the chair Flynn is sitting on. Flynn falls on his face] Really? Oops.

Flynn Rider: [weakly] You broke my smoulder.

Flynn Rider: [to himself] Is this, hair?

Princess Rapunzel: [hiding in the dark] Struggling, struggling is pointless!

Flynn: Huh?!

Princess Rapunzel: I know why you're here and I'm not afraid of you.

Flynn Rider: What?

Princess Rapunzel: [steps into the light] Who are you, and how did you find me?

Flynn Rider: Aha!

Princess Rapunzel: [firmly] Who are you? And how did you find me?

Flynn Rider: [clears throat; changes his demeanor] I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say? Hi. How are you doing? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day going? Huh?

Princess Rapunzel: [scoffs] Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?

Flynn Rider: Alright, Blondie.

Princess Rapunzel: Rapunzel!

Flynn Rider: Gesundheit. Here's the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower, and fee… Ho, oh no, where is my satchel?!

Princess Rapunzel: [proudly] I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.

Flynn Rider: [looks around] It's in that pot, isn't it?

Flynn Rider: [wakes up again and notices that Pascal's giving him another wet willy; Pascal jumps off him] Ah! Would you stop that?!

Princess Rapunzel: Now it's hidden where you'll never find it! So, what do you want with my hair? Cut it?

Flynn Rider: What?

Princess Rapunzel: Sell it?

Flynn Rider: No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair, is to get out of it! Literally!

Princess Rapunzel: You! Wait, you don't want my hair?

Flynn Rider: Why on Earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased. I saw a tower. I climbed it. End of story.

Princess Rapunzel: You're telling the truth?

Flynn Rider: Yes!

Mother Gothel: I love you very much, dear.

Princess Rapunzel: I love you more.

Mother Gothel: I love you most.

Mother Gothel: Oh, Rapunzel, you know I hate leaving you after a fight. Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.

Princess Rapunzel: Okay, I've been thinking a lot about what you said, earlier.

Mother Gothel: I hope you're not still talking about the stars.

Princess Rapunzel: Floating lights, and, yes, I'm leading up to that.

Mother Gothel: Because I really thought we dropped the issue, sweetheart.

Princess Rapunzel: No, mother, I'm just saying, you think I'm not strong enough to handle myself out there.

Mother Gothel: Oh, darling, I know you're not strong enough to handle yourself out there.

Princess Rapunzel: But if you would just-

Mother Gothel: [interrupting] Rapunzel, we're done talking about this.

Princess Rapunzel: But trust me... I know what I'm-

Mother Gothel: [loses her patience] Rapunzel. Rapunzel!

Princess Rapunzel: [touches the closet knob] Oh, come on!

Mother Gothel: [angrily; a shocked Rapunzel removes her hand from the closet knob. Gothel sits in the chair] Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! You are not leaving this tower! EVER!! Oh, great. Now I'm the bad guy.

Mother Gothel: Rapunzel! Let down your hair!

Princess Rapunzel: One moment, Mother!

Mother Gothel: I have a big surprise!

Princess Rapunzel: Uh... I do, too!

Gothel: Ooh, I'll bet my surprise is bigger!

Princess Rapunzel: [to herself] I seriously doubt it!

Flynn Rider: Uh, alright, okay, give me a boost, and I'll pull you up.

Stabbington Brother 1: [holds his hand out] Give us the satchel first.

Flynn Rider: [stunned; the Stabbington Brothers stare at him blankly as the crickets chirping; hands the first Stabbington Brother the satchel] What?! I just. I can't believe that after all we've been through together, you don't trust me? Ouch.

Stabbington Brother 1: [extends his arm] Now, help us up, pretty boy.

Flynn Rider: [reveals the satchel; Takes off] Sorry. My hands are full.

Stabbington Brother 1: [sees that he no longer has the satchel and starts screaming in rage] What?! RIDEEEEEERR!!!!!

Captain: Retrieve that satchel with any force!

Guards: Yes, sir!

Flynn Rider: [shows the Stabbington brothers his poster] Uh, uh… Agh! Oh no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… They just can't get my nose right!

Stabbington Brother 1: Who cares?

Flynn Rider: [looks at the Stabbingtons' wanted poster] Well it's easy for you to say! You guys look amazing.

Princess Rapunzel: [after pulling Mother Gothel up the tower; out of breath] Hi. Welcome home, Mother.

Mother Gothel: Oh, Rapunzel. How you manage to do that every single day without fail? It looks absolutely exhausting, darling.

Princess Rapunzel: Oh, it's nothing.

Mother Gothel: [in a sing-song voice] Then I don't know why it takes so long! Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.

Flynn Rider: Wow! I could get used to a view like this.

Stabbington Brother 1: Rider! Come on!

Flynn Rider: Hold on. Yup. I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle.

Stabbington Brother 1: We do this job. You can buy your own castle.

Flynn Rider: Got ya!

Guards: A-a-atchoo!

Flynn Rider: Oh, hay fever?

Guards: Yeah!

Guards: Huh?

Guards: What-wuh-wait! Hey, wait!

Flynn Rider: Can't you picture me in a castle of my own? Because I certainly can. All of the things we've seen and it's only eight in the morning! Gentleman, this is a very big day!