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Misunderstandings About Violent Behavior
Vince
She thinks I have violent tendencies.
Jon
Oh, boy.
Vince
Jon, I never touched her.
Jon
I never said you did.
Vince
Well, she thinks I have, uh, "unresolved issues, which occasionally manifest themselves in potentially violent ways.
Jon
Women these days have no reason to hang around potentially violent guys. It's not an attractive quality anymore. Too many guys out there with "resolved" violent tendencies.
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Vince
Oh, so I'm out of fashion?
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Unclear Gratitude Between Friends
Jon
Thanks, Vince.
Vince
What?
Jon
Thanks.
Vince
For what?
Jon
For all your honesty.
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Discussion on Behavior and Perception
Vince
What, you think I'm a dick?
Jon
Uh, no. But I do know that occasionally you have a tendency to act in a phallic fashion.
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Preference for Work and Morning Rituals
Jon
You don't like my work?
Vince
I like it like I like a shot of whiskey first thing in the morning: it's good for about 10 minutes and then I want my coffee.
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Unforgettable Moments Cannot Be Forgotten
Taglines
Some things can't be erased.
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Perceptions of Threat in Relationships
Jon
She's probably scared.
Vince
Oh God, of what? I never threatened her!
Jon
...You sometimes present a threatening appearance.
Vince
Dude... we have been going together for three years.
Jon
So what?
Vince
So... I mean, you'd think she would be used to it by now.
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High and Mighty Conversations
Jon
Since when are you all high and mighty?
Vince
I'm not high and mighty. I'm too high to be high and mighty.
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Valuing Uniqueness in Choices and Losses
Vince
Do you have any idea how much those drugs cost?
Amy
There'll be other drugs, Vincent.
Vince
I know... but, I really liked those ones.
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