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Trust and Doubt in the Music Industry
Jimmy
Diane was right.
Faye
Diane Dane?!
Guy
What did Diane Dane say?
Jimmy
She told me never trust a label. And I'm beginning to believe her.
Lenny
Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first-class hotel, all-expenses-paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin snakes.
Jimmy
Sorry I'm buggin you! I guess I'm alone in my principles.
[leaves the room]
Lenny
Oh come on. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in My Principles.
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Breach of Contract Announcement
Scott Pell
Well, I guess you don't need me today.
[picks up guitar case and leaves]
Mr. White
Yeah. Wolfman, thank you very much. You're a good man, Scott Pell. Give me a call later on in the week. We'll do something.
[Pell nods in agreement and leaves studio]
Guy
I can't believe this.
Mr. White
The Wonders are in breach of contract.
Guy
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Mr. White.
Mr. White
Well, don't worry. No one's going to prison, son. It's a very common tale.
Guy
Well, maybe for you, but I was in a band, we still have a hit record.
Mr. White
Yes, you do. The one-hit Wonders. A very common tale.
Guy
My first time in a real recording studio.
Mr. White
You want to hang around for a while? Ok by me, but you're out of the hotel this afternoon. Can't help that. You know, Horace was right about you, Guy; you are the smart one. Lenny is the fool, Jimmy is the... talent, and Faye is... well, now, Faye is special, isn't she? And you are the smart one. That's what I think anyway.
[approaches Guy; sees Guy's face change at mention of her name; leaves studio]
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Naming the Band: A Group Discussion
Faye
But I thought you already decided on The Echoes.
Jimmy
Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that.
Lenny
Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear.
Chad
How about The Corvettes?
Jimmy
Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes?
Chad
No, Corvettes, like the car.
Jimmy
Well see, I was thinking like the Chord... Chordvettes, like chords in our music.
[writes Chordvettes]
Lenny
Is that "Skitch" Patterson?
[Guy walks in]
Chad
Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik.
The Bass Player
How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos?
Lenny
Not the Tempos, the Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible.
Chad
Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos?
Guy
Heard that.
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Disillusionment in Love and Kisses
Faye Dolan
I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
[to Jimmy over his anger at his "He's engaged!" tagline during the Hollywood Television Showcase performance]
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Leadership and Identity in Unexpected Situations
Lenny
Skitch, how did we get here?
Guy
I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.
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A Conversation About Success and Choices
Jimmy
Hey, do we have a Top 10 record?
Mr. White
You sure do.
Jimmy
Well, then, we shouldn't be here.
Mr. White
Jimmy, you'd rather be back on that state fair tour? They're playing in North Dakota this week.
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A Beautiful Moment Disrupted by Reality
Jimmy
It just appeared, like magic, for the whole world to see.
Faye
I didn't say anything, I was just as surprised as you.
Jimmy
Careful, girls, he's engaged." Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?
Faye
You're ruining this beautiful moment.
Jimmy
Where'd you get the idea that we're engaged? We're not! Last thing I need in the world!
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Unexpected Bonuses and Confusion in Conversation
Villapiano
Know what that is?
[laying out money on the bar]
Lenny
Pres - idential flash cards?
[pauses, then answers hesitantly]
Villapiano
A bonus. Do you know why?
Lenny
I have no idea.
Villapiano
To entice you back! The word is out on you O-neders!
Lenny
Hey, that's O-nedders!
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A Question About True Kissing
Lamarr The Doorman
So, young squire?
Guy
Before you go, let me ask you one question.
Faye
Shoot.
Guy
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?
Faye
Dave Gammelgaard, New Year's Eve, 61.
Guy
Okay.
[pause; kisses Faye, backs off and they kiss longer as Lamarr smiles]
Faye
We should have done that a long time ago.
[having kissed]
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