30 quotes
Time and Preparation Yield Strength
John "Hannibal" Smith
Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
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Falling Tank and Exploding Plane Chaos
B.A.
Why are we in a falling tank?!
[wakes up]
Murdock
Because the plane exploded!
B.A.
What pla- What?! When?
Murdock
Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.
What Reapers?
Murdock
The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
[grins]
B.A.
I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal
Technically we're not flying.
B.A.
I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
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B.A. Baracus Asserts His Authority
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.
[from trailer]
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Respecting Authority Despite Frustration
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!
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A Humorous Take on a Classic Setup
John "Hannibal" Smith
So, Satan walks into this bar...
[to attendant after barely escaping cremation; The attendent faints]
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B.A. Baracus Threatens His Team Members
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!
[After being tricked into flying]
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Fear of Death in Youth
Bosco "B.A." Baracus
I'm too young to die!
[In the tank]
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Appreciating a Beautiful Place in The A-Team
Face" Peck
This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... Good morning!
[gets punched in the face by a soldier]
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Managing Heat Seekers with Cold Strategies
H.M. Murdock
That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
[in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine]
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Murdock's Enthusiasm for Rotors
H.M. Murdock
You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!
[singing as he spins on a helicopter blade]
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Murdock Critiques Airborne Rangers' Actions
H.M. Murdock
Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
[after B.A almost fell out of the chopper]
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Parking Dispute Escalates to Threats
B.A.
You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
[screams in anguish]
Murdock
You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
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Miscommunication in a High-Stakes Situation
Face
Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal
You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock
My bad.
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Murdock's Unforgettable Impressions on the Team
Hannibal
I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
Face
Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
B.A.
And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.
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Facing Trouble with Hannibal
Face" Peck
Hannibal, we're in trouble!
[After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage]
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Final Farewell and Tribute to Colleagues
H.M. Murdock
It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!
[in the tank as it's falling]
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Confrontation in a Stuffy Situation
Face" Peck
Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?
[opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones]
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Desire for Participation in the Team
H.M. Murdock
Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!
[While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun]
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Intelligence Questioned in a Tough Situation
Tuco
So you're Army Intelligence?
Face
Who, me? Naaaah!
Tuco
Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
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Searching for Direction in Unfamiliar Territory
H.M. Murdock
Which way to Berlin?
[To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake]
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A Secret Admiration for an Elite Team
Charissa Sosa
I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
[about Face's team]
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Facing Danger with Humor in Battle
Face
She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock
You should see these bullets in 3D!
[pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]
B.A.
Murdock, get in here!
Murdock
It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.
We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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Murdock's Cartoon-Inspired Attempt
H.M. Murdock
Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
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Accountability for Leadership in Command Decisions
John "Hannibal" Smith
Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
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Satisfaction in a successful plan
John "Hannibal" Smith
I love it when a plan comes together.
[repeated line]
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A Bold Farewell Statement
Face" Peck
Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...!
[as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace; Tuco is shot down]
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Strategic Communication in High-Stakes Situations
Face" Peck
Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...!
[to General Tuco; Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]
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Panic Over a Gun Encounter
Face" Peck
Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!
[shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men]
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Embracing the Thrill of the Moment
B.A.
Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
[overlooking Hannibal's mission plan]
Murdock
This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face
This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal
It gets better.
[laughs]
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Turbulence and Threats in the Air
Murdock
Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!
[Alarms start beeping]
Face
What the hell is that?!
Murdock
But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
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