The A-Team (2010) - Quotes

Falling Tank and Exploding Plane Chaos

B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!

Murdock: Because the plane exploded!

B.A.: What pla- What?! When?

Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!

B.A.: What Reapers?

Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!

B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!

Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.

B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!

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Turbulence and Threats in the Air

Murdock: [Alarms start beeping] Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!

Face: What the hell is that?!

Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

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Miscommunication in a High-Stakes Situation

Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?

Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.

Murdock: My bad.

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Facing Danger with Humor in Battle

Face: She's actually shooting at us!

Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!

B.A.: Murdock, get in here!

Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!

B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

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Embracing the Thrill of the Moment

B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!

Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!

Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.

Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.

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Parking Dispute Escalates to Threats

B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!

Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

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Murdock's Unforgettable Impressions on the Team

Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.

Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!

B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.

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Intelligence Questioned in a Tough Situation

Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?

Face: Who, me? Naaaah!

Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

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A Secret Admiration for an Elite Team

Charissa Sosa: [about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.

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Searching for Direction in Unfamiliar Territory

H.M. Murdock: [To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?

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Final Farewell and Tribute to Colleagues

H.M. Murdock: [in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!

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Desire for Participation in the Team

H.M. Murdock: [While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!

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Murdock Critiques Airborne Rangers' Actions

H.M. Murdock: [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!

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Managing Heat Seekers with Cold Strategies

H.M. Murdock: [in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.

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Murdock's Cartoon-Inspired Attempt

H.M. Murdock: Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!

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Murdock's Enthusiasm for Rotors

H.M. Murdock: [singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!

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B.A. Baracus Threatens His Team Members

Bosco "B.A." Baracus: [After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!

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Respecting Authority Despite Frustration

Bosco "B.A." Baracus: The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!

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Fear of Death in Youth

Bosco "B.A." Baracus: [In the tank] I'm too young to die!

B.A. Baracus Asserts His Authority

Bosco "B.A." Baracus: [from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.

Facing Trouble with Hannibal

Face" Peck: [After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!

Confrontation in a Stuffy Situation

Face" Peck: [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?

Panic Over a Gun Encounter

Face" Peck: [shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!