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Chawhee Version of 1996 Aristocats VHS
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1996 Aristocats VHS is a Chawhee version!
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Sibling Rivalry and Claims to Priority
Berlioz
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Marie
Me first! Me first!
Toulouse
Why should you be first?
Marie
Cause I'm a lady. That's why.
Toulouse
You're not a lady.
[scoffs]
Berlioz
You're nothin but a sister!
[grabs Marie's tail]
Marie
I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.
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Escape Plan in Timbuktu
O’Malley
Everybody out of here fast!
Edgar
You’re going to Timbuktu if it’s the last thing I do!
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Strategic Banter Among Friends
Napoleon
Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
Lafayette
Now, how come you always get the tender part?
[stumbles on his own ear]
Napoleon
Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack! No, that's mess call!
[Lafayette barks several times]
Lafeyette
Ha ha, makin a mess of it huh?
Napoleon
YOU can be REPLACED, you know.
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Duchess Funko-Pop Design Inspired by VHS Cover
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Funko-Pop should remake Duchess with a 2000 VHS cover.
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Uncle Waldo's Unique Charm
Thomas O'Malley
Ya know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
Duchess
Especially when he's marinated.
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Join the Informed Cats
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Get with the cats who know where it's at!
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Musical Adventure in Animation's Charm
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A tune-filled animated extravaganza.
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Fortune Cookie's Inaccuracy Highlighted by Shun Gon
Shun Gon
] ] ]! Fortune Cookie always wrong! Oh, that's a hot one!
[[w:Shanghai|Shanghai; [w:Hong Kong|Hong Kong; [w:Egg foo young|egg foo young; chortles; guffaws again and looks at Berlioz]
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Leadership and Finality in Conversation
Lafayette
Hey, Napoleon, that sounds like the end.
Napoleon
Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end. And This Is the end.
[the words "The End" hit him on the head; thud]
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Critique of Aristocats VHS Release
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1996 ARISTOCATS VHS SUCKS!
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VHS Preview Punishment in The Aristocats
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Give the 1996 Aristocats VHS previews 39 lashes!
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Embrace the Cats and Jazz Vibe
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DIG THESE CATS...and all that JAZZ!
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A Wonderful New Cartoon Feature
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A purr-fectly wonderful new cartoon feature.
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VHS Controversy in The Aristocats Film
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The angry mob wants the 1996 Aristocats VHS to be burned in the fire.
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Edgar's Deceptive Lullaby for the Kittens
Edgar Balthazar
Rock-a-bye, kitties. Bye-bye you go. La la la la, and I'm in the dough. Oh, Edgar, you sly fox.
[sings; He doesn't have long to wait now. He pours the brew into the cats' feeding bowls]
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A Comedic Exchange Between Two Characters
Lafeyette
D-D-D-D-Did y see him?
Napoleon
No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
Lafeyette
Well he didn't hurt me; he hit me on the head!
Napoleon
SHH. Listen. Sounds a one-wheeled old....
Lafeyette
A one-wheeled what?
Napoleon
You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack! Hey! There it goes! Come on! After it!
Lafayette
I got him! I got him! I got him!
Napoleon
Ow! That's me!
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Cats Offering Swimming Advice
Abigail
What beautiful countryside.
Amelia
Yes. So much like our own darling England. I say, look over there. Fancy that...a cat learning to swim. He's going about it all the wrong road.
[She glances toward the river; Her sister's eyes widen. Thomas O'Malley, trying to save himself, is clutching a willow branch that is overhanging the river]
Abigail
We must correct him.
[She always exists that everything be done in the correct manner]
Amelia
Sir...sir! You are most fortunate we happened along. We're here to help you. You will never learn to swim properly with that willow branch in your mouth. Snip, snip. Here we go!
[She bites into Thomas O'Malley's lifeline]
Thomas O'Malley
Don't do that! Blub!
[He sinks]
Abigail
Oh, he takes to water like a fish, doesn't he? A very enthusiastic…
Amelia
No, thank you! This is no time for fun and games!
Abigail
Gracious, Amelia....you don't suppose....?
Amelia
Oh yes! Yes I do. Bottoms up!
Amelia and Abigail
Deeper!
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The Cats of Fun, Music, and Adventure
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Meet the cats who know where it's at...for fun, music, and adventure!
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Misunderstanding Between Friends About Squeaky Shoes
Napoleon
Lafayette. Lafayette. Listen.
Lafayette
Shucks, Napoleon, that ain't nothin but a li'l old cricket bug.
Napoleon
It's squeaky shoes approachin'.
Lafayette
Aw, cricket-bugs don't wear shoes.
Napoleon
Hush yer mouth. Let's see. They're Oxford shoes. Size nine-and-a-half. Hole in the left sole, it sounds like.
Lafayette
What color are they?
Napoleon
Why, they're black;–– Now, how would I know that? Hey! Now the squeaking has stopped.
[Edgar takes off his shoes and places them next to the haystack.]
Lafayette
I still say it was a li'l old cricket bug.
Napoleon
I'm the leader! I'll decide what it was! It was a li'l old cricket bug.
[pause]
Lafayette
I'll see ya in the morning, Napoleon.
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Unexpected Request for Help in the Alley
Scat Cat
What's a little swinger like you doin on our side of town?
Roquefort
Oh, please, I was sent here for help! By a cat!
Scat Cat
Why this is outrageous! It's crazy!
Roquefort
Honest! He told me just to mention his name!
Billy Boss
So? Start mentioning names, rodent!
Roquefort
Oh, now, wait a minute. D-don't rush me. His name is - O'Toole.
Scat Cat
I don't dig him. Strike one.
Roquefort
O...O'Brien!
Scat Cat
Strike two.
Roquefort
Oh, boy. You believe me, don't you?
Hit Cat
Keep talkin', Mousy.
Roquefort
How about...O...Grady?
Scat Cat
Mousy, you just struck out. Any last words?
[points a claw at Roquefort]
Roquefort
WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT O’MALLEY CAT?!
Alley Cats
O'Malley?!
[surprised]
Scat Cat
Hold it, cats! This little guy’s on the level!
Roquefort
You’re darn tooting I’m on the level.
Peppo
Oh, we didn’t mean to…to ruffle you, Squeaky.
Roquefort
Don’t worry about me! O’Malley needs help. Duchess and kittens are in trouble!
Scat Cat
C'mon, cats! We gotta split!
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Sibling Disagreement Over Suspicion
Toulouse
I told you it was Edgar.
Berlioz
Aw, shut up, Toulouse!
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Strict VHS Viewing Restrictions on The Aristocats
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NO 1996 ARISTOCATS VHS ALLOWED!
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A Visit from Old Friends
Thomas O'Malley
Well, there it is! My old pent-house pad! It's not exactly the Ritz, but it's peaceful an quiet.
Thomas O'Malley
Ah! Oh, no! Sounds like Scat Cat and his gang have dropped by.
[''laughing'']
Duchess
Ah! Friends of yours?
Thomas O'Malley
Yeah, they're old buddies, and… well, they're real swingers.
Duchess
Shwingers? . What is a shwinger?
[sic]
Thomas O'Malley
Well, not exactly your type, Duchess; maybe we'd better go somewhere else.
Duchess
O no no no! I'd like to see your "pad" and meet your "Scat Cat".
Thomas O'Malley
Well, okay. Hey, Scat Cat! Blow some of that sweet stuff my way.
[They head over to the alley cats' apartment.]
Scat Cat
Well, lookie here. Big man O'Malley's back in his alley. Swing on down here, daddy!
[laughs]
Thomas O'Malley
Lay some skin on me, Scat Cat! Yeah!
[They exchange hi-fives.]
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