15 quotes
The Penguin's Breakfast in Bed Comment
The Penguin
Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed.
[''Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of blood at dusk'']
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Undead Humor in a Dark Encounter
The Penguin
Agh! Dead guys don't do that.
Dracula
Not dead... UN-dead.
The Penguin
I think I need to UN-wet my pants.
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The Joker's View on Batman's Role
The Joker
Batsy, you complete me.
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Joker Comments on Batmans' Presence
The Joker
You're the second Batman tonight, and you're both pains in the neck.
[''to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula'']
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Return of the Joker and the Penguin
The Joker
Everyone's so shocked to see me these days, you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating. But that's all water under the bridge, cause Joker's back from the grave!
The Penguin
Yeah, a lot of that going around.
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The Penguin's Dark Observation on the Girl
The Penguin
Oh, the girl... you HAVE been the grave for a while, haven't you, master? Nice jugulars!
[''to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale''; ''Eyes her neck'']
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Alfred's Practical Approach to Cleanup
Alfred Pennyworth
I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir.
[''about Dracula's withered head'']
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Conflicted Attraction and Shallow Desires
Vicky Vale
What is it about you that keeps me coming back? Your boyish charm... hot bod... tons of money... if only I were shallow.
[''researching Bruce Wayne at the newspaper archive'']
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The Penguin Claims Encounter with Vampires
The Penguin
It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin fangs!
[''getting arrested'']
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A Defiant Challenge from Alfred Pennyworth
Alfred Pennyworth
Bite this.
[''to Dracula, aiming the vaccine'']
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A Meeting of Legends in Gotham City
Dracula
So the folktales are true. There is another bat in Gotham.
Batman
Count Dracula, I presume?
Dracula
A legend you are apparently intimate with.
Batman
Don't flatter yourself.
Dracula
We cast kindred shadows. Have you not seen the news?
Batman
I don't harm people!
Dracula
You have no concept of the harm of which I am capable... if only because I really hate to waste a life, when it can be spent in servitude to me.
Batman
Life or living death?
Dracula
To become vampire is to heighten all of one's senses, to attain speed, strength, and immortality.
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Confrontation Between Batman and Dracula
Dracula
Go on. run! I am beyond human, Batman! I am evil incarnate! I am the Prince of... ...Darkness?
[''He floats up and sees Batman standing in front of the sunlight machine'']
Batman
Rise and shine.
[''triggers the machine, and blasts Dracula with artificial sunlight'']
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A Dark Exchange of Care and Hunger
The Joker
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared!
[''a vampire, starved of blood'']
Batman
Trust me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
The Joker
Then FEED ME! Got ketchup?
[''Spies a cockroach, and speedily gobbles it up'']
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A Tense Exchange Between Batman and Joker
Batman
No games, Joker. Where's Dracula?
[''to a cured Joker'']
The Joker
I'm looking at him. Where's Penguin?
[''starts remembering something before he was bitten by Dracula'']
Batman
Penguin?
[''slowly understanding'']
The Joker
Where's Gotham Cemetery?
Batman
Cemetery?...
[''then realizing that the pieces came together'']
The Joker
Uh.. Am I dreaming?
Batman
No. Just insane. Which is why you're going back to Arkham.
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Confrontation Between Batman and Dracula
Dracula
You are...Bruce Wayne.
Batman
I'm the Batman...and you're dust.
[''raises his arms, casting a batlike shadow''; ''ziplines out of the path of the artificial sunlight, allowing it to hit Dracula full on'']
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