Confrontation Over a Miata Ownership
Karl:
THAT’S MY MIATA! KILL HIM!
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K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider Appears in Scene
Clark:
This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider.
Mel: [Mel activates the car with his watch]
It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this.
K.I.T.T:
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T.
Richie: [to Mel]
Who are you?
Mel:
Oh, I'm just once of those nerds who grew up...to make billions.
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Childhood Bullying and Humorous Mishaps
Gus: [to Nelson]
Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier?
Mel:
Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies.
Nelson:
I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.
Clark:
When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
Nelson:
His son just did that to me last week!
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Debate Over Rules in a Baseball Game
Kid catcher:
One out! Gonna be two outs!
Richie:
Yeah, I bet you're a really good catcher...of doughnuts in your mouth.
Kid catcher:
I caught it. You're out.
Richie:
But I ticked it! It hit the bat!
Kid catcher:
You're still out.
Richie:
You're still fat!
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Commitment to Integrity in Friendship
Richie:
Clark, we don't play baseball.
Clark:
I told Gus we'd be there, Richie. And if we don't go, that makes me a liar. And that's not what I'm about. Not now, NOT EVER!
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Conversations About Relationships and Personal Lives
Mel:
Now, Richie, do you have any kids?
Richie:
Never had a date.
Mel:
Clark?
Clark:
Never spoke to a girl.
Mel: [Pauses a bit, realizing that what Clark said was weird]
Gu... Gus?
Gus:
Uh, my wife and I are kind of working on it.
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Misunderstanding a Beverage During a Game
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Humorous Exchange About Makers and Poop
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Misunderstanding of Roles Among Friends
Kyle:
I'm gonna call the cops!
Clark:
We are the cops! We're Navy Seals!
Kyle:
Navy Seals aren't cops!
Troy:
Aren't you our paperboy?
Clark:
I'm undercover.
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A Playful Exchange Among Friends
Brad:
Clark? Richie? I hardly recognize you two clowns without the underwear on your head!
Richie:
Brad, wow, you have really not slimmed down.
Brad:
Oh, eat me! So I hear from Jerry that you tools think your atheletes now?
Richie:
That's funny. I didn't know athlete had three sylables. Ath-a-lete! Thats ama-z-zing!
Brad:
You think your hot shit cause you know words!
Clark:
Hey, Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us toward the register? Or register-er!
Brad:
My team practices today at 5! Swing by if you she-men want to lose!
Richie:
You can't handle the truth!
Brad:
Bring it!
Clark:
SUCK IT!
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Clark:
Gus!
Richie:
Gus!
Clark:
He can't hear us.
Richie: [Falls on the ground]
Ohh! Ah...
Gus: [Finally hearing them; Walks over to them]
Hey fellas. You okay, Richie?
Richie: [Standing up]
Yeah, I'm fine, just... purple nuts.
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Tensions Rise in a Playful Exchange
Number 7 Robot:
Ha-ha-ha! I heard you stunk!
Clark:
Shut up, Number 7!
Number 7 Robot:
You shut up!
Clark:
I'll kill you!
Number 7 Robot:
Oh shit!
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Understanding the Meaning of "All the Way
Howie:
That's so great...what does all the way mean?
Howie: [squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
Aaaaaah!
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Sun and Moon: A Lighthearted Exchange
Howie:
I`m not afraid of the sun anymore.
Wayne:
That`s good, buddy. How's the moon treating you?
Howie:
Not a fan!
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Nerds Will Come If You Build It
Mel:
If you build it, nerds will come.
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Mel's Humorous Take on Finances
Mel:
Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha.
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A Playful Insult from Mel
Mel:
Howie, you're a pp.
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Fear of a Name in Peril
Howie:
Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!
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A Lighthearted Funeral Request
Howie:
Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie.
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Howie’s Revelation About the Sun
Howie: [cries]
For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
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Misunderstanding Steroids and Their Effects
Clark:
What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!
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Questioning the spelling of "bad ass
Clark:
Is bad ass one or two words?
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Excitement Over Dinner Plans
Clark:
Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!
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A Character's Affection for Beef Stew
Clark:
I love beef stew!
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