24 quotes
Excitement Over Dinner Plans
Clark
Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!
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A Lighthearted Funeral Request
Howie
Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie.
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Misunderstanding Steroids and Their Effects
Clark
What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!
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Debate Over Rules in a Baseball Game
Kid catcher
One out! Gonna be two outs!
Richie
Yeah, I bet you're a really good catcher...of doughnuts in your mouth.
Kid catcher
I caught it. You're out.
Richie
But I ticked it! It hit the bat!
Kid catcher
You're still out.
Richie
You're still fat!
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Misunderstanding of Roles Among Friends
Kyle
I'm gonna call the cops!
Clark
We are the cops! We're Navy Seals!
Kyle
Navy Seals aren't cops!
Troy
Aren't you our paperboy?
Clark
I'm undercover.
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Nerds Will Come If You Build It
Mel
If you build it, nerds will come.
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K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider Appears in Scene
Clark
This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider.
Mel
It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this.
[Mel activates the car with his watch]
K.I.T.T
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T.
Richie
Who are you?
[to Mel]
Mel
Oh, I'm just once of those nerds who grew up...to make billions.
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A Playful Insult from Mel
Mel
Howie, you're a pp.
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Tensions Rise in a Playful Exchange
Number 7 Robot
Ha-ha-ha! I heard you stunk!
Clark
Shut up, Number 7!
Number 7 Robot
You shut up!
Clark
I'll kill you!
Number 7 Robot
Oh shit!
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Questioning the spelling of "bad ass
Clark
Is bad ass one or two words?
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A Character's Affection for Beef Stew
Clark
I love beef stew!
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Sun and Moon: A Lighthearted Exchange
Howie
I`m not afraid of the sun anymore.
Wayne
That`s good, buddy. How's the moon treating you?
Howie
Not a fan!
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Misunderstanding a Beverage During a Game
Wayne
Is that beer?
Carlos
No it's Gatorade, honkey. just give me the ball.
[stumbling]
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A Playful Exchange Among Friends
Brad
Clark? Richie? I hardly recognize you two clowns without the underwear on your head!
Richie
Brad, wow, you have really not slimmed down.
Brad
Oh, eat me! So I hear from Jerry that you tools think your atheletes now?
Richie
That's funny. I didn't know athlete had three sylables. Ath-a-lete! Thats ama-z-zing!
Brad
You think your hot shit cause you know words!
Clark
Hey, Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us toward the register? Or register-er!
Brad
My team practices today at 5! Swing by if you she-men want to lose!
Richie
You can't handle the truth!
Brad
Bring it!
Clark
SUCK IT!
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Humorous Exchange About Makers and Poop
Kyle
Time to meet your makers!
Clark
Makers of what? Poop?
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Confrontation Over a Miata Ownership
Karl
THAT’S MY MIATA! KILL HIM!
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Mel's Humorous Take on Finances
Mel
Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha.
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Howie’s Revelation About the Sun
Howie
For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
[cries]
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Childhood Bullying and Humorous Mishaps
Gus
Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier?
[to Nelson]
Mel
Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies.
Nelson
I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.
Clark
When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
Nelson
His son just did that to me last week!
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Clark
Gus!
Richie
Gus!
Clark
He can't hear us.
Richie
Ohh! Ah...
[Falls on the ground]
Gus
Hey fellas. You okay, Richie?
[Finally hearing them; Walks over to them]
Richie
Yeah, I'm fine, just... purple nuts.
[Standing up]
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Commitment to Integrity in Friendship
Richie
Clark, we don't play baseball.
Clark
I told Gus we'd be there, Richie. And if we don't go, that makes me a liar. And that's not what I'm about. Not now, NOT EVER!
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Fear of a Name in Peril
Howie
Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!
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Understanding the Meaning of "All the Way
Howie
That's so great...what does all the way mean?
Howie
Aaaaaah!
[squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
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Conversations About Relationships and Personal Lives
Mel
Now, Richie, do you have any kids?
Richie
Never had a date.
Mel
Clark?
Clark
Never spoke to a girl.
Mel
Gu... Gus?
[Pauses a bit, realizing that what Clark said was weird]
Gus
Uh, my wife and I are kind of working on it.
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