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Speed and Skill in Writing Copy
Howard Eppis
Hey, man! I can write copy faster than any alcoholic on this floor!
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The Futility of American Revolutionaries
Howard Eppis
Do you know why being a revolutionary doesn't work in this country? Being a revolutionary in America is like being a spoil sport at an orgy. All these goodies being passed around and you feel like a shit when you say no.
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Critique of Authority and Terrorism
Moses Wine
Bakunin? Bakunin was a terrorist monster. You are not an authority on Bakunin just because you used to date every terrorist in Soviet Russia, that does not make you an authority.
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A Memory in a Hearse
Moses Wine
The last I saw you, we were in the back of a Chrysler hearse.
Lila Shea
Cadillac hearse.
Moses Wine
Cadillac hearse, across from People's Park.
Lila Shea
...making love.
Moses Wine
Why didn't I ever see you again?
Lila Shea
Oh, at that time, I thought monogamy was a male conspiracy.
Moses Wine
Ohhhh, what about now?
Lila Shea
Now, I am sure it is!
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