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The Blair Witch Project Quotes

"Everything you've heard is true."

R 1999 · 1h 21m
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26 quotes
The Blair Witch Project
Conflict Over Creative Intentions in Filmmaking
Heather Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?
Josh I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies.
Heather Fuck you. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.
[angrily upset]
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The Blair Witch Project
Fear of the Unknown in the Woods
Mike What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods, and people are gonna try and come out here and mess with us, then they gotta have something wrong with them, and I'm not gonna play with that.
Heather But how do we know it was people?
Mike Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either!
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The Blair Witch Project
Confusion About Directions in the Woods
Heather How's east?
Mike East?
Heather Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?
Mike Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Heather Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Mike Then we should go east.
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The Blair Witch Project
Desperation in the Woods
Josh Okay, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch, and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you!
[to the crying Heather]
Mike Josh, stop!
Josh We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you! THAT'S your motivation!
[ignoring Mike; still shouting at Heather]
Heather Josh, please!
[crying]
Josh THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!
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The Blair Witch Project
A Heartfelt Apology Amidst Despair
Heather Donahue I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, and Josh's mom, and my mom. I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so, so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me that we're here now: hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I'm scared to close my eyes...and I'm scared to open them. We're going to die out here.
[sobbing while facing her camera up close; hears an ominous noise; hyperventilates]
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The Blair Witch Project
Prioritizing documentation over assistance
Michael C. Williams I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record.
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The Blair Witch Project
Morning Greetings in the Woods
Heather Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the hell are ya this morning?
[walking up to Josh's car to greet him]
Josh Tired.
[getting out of car]
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The Blair Witch Project
Truth Behind the Blair Witch Legend
Taglines Everything you've heard is true.
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Speculating on the Cause of Death
Heather What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
[slowly zooming in on it]
Mike How about God?
[offscreen]
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The Blair Witch Project
Favorite Weekend Activities Discussed
Mike What are some of your favorite things to do?
Heather Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now...
[laughs mirthlessly]
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The Blair Witch Project
A True Story of Fear and Terror
Taglines The scariest movie of all time is a true story.
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The Blair Witch Project
Tensions Rise Among Friends in the Woods
Heather Whose shit was thrown around? Whose, specifically?
Josh It's my shit!
Heather Why you?
Mike Let's go, let's go. Are you not scared enough?!
[shouting]
Heather But why you?
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The Blair Witch Project
Desperation in the Woods
Mike That's the tree we crossed! That tree's down! Same one! OH, GOD!!!
[walks to the log site]
Heather Oh, no...
[shocked]
Mike YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! THIS IS A JOKE!!!
[freaking out]
Heather Oh, no...
Mike THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
Heather Mike, just please stop...please, please stop...
Mike AUGH!!! NO!!!
Heather It's not the same log, Mike. It's not the same log.
Mike SAME LOG!!!
Heather Look, it's not!
Mike IT IS!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
Heather It's not the same log. It's not...it's not the same log... It's the same log.
[looks at the log; starts crying quietly as Mike and Josh yells furiously]
Josh FUCK!!! YOU!!! GOD!!!
Heather It's the same log. Okay. It's okay. It's okay...Okay... Where do you want to go to camp? I guess that south didn't work, so tomorrow, we'll go east. I don't know what to say, Josh.
[attempts to calm herself down; later, at noon]
Josh How the fuck did we wind up in the same fucking place...?
Heather We walked south all day! Okay?! We've walked south all fucking day! I don't know how we end up here!
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Dislike for Crossing Streams on Logs
Heather Donahue I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!
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The Blair Witch Project
Frustration with an ineffective map
Michael C. Williams The map wasn't doing shit all day! THAT MAP WAS USELESS! THAT MAP WAS USELESS!
[After Heather and Josh hit Michael in rage for throwing away the map]
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The Blair Witch Project
Strange Noises in the Woods
Josh I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Heather No way!
Josh Yeah, it was like a serious cackling.
Heather See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking rock.
Mike If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!
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The Blair Witch Project
Moral Dilemmas and Justifications in Conflict
Josh Screw that, you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?
Mike Well, maybe if the people in our country stopped eating donuts, and started realizing what our government is doing to the world, assholes like them, wouldn't even exist!
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The Blair Witch Project
Disappearance of Student Filmmakers in Maryland Woods
Taglines In October 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...A year later their footage was found.
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The Blair Witch Project
Fear Unleashed in a Haunting Experience
Taglines Scary as hell.
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Perception of Reality Through Film's Lens
Josh Leonard It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.
[looking through Heather's camera]
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The Blair Witch Project
Map Discarded in Frustration
Mike You know what? I kicked the fu...I'm sorry it's fucked up. It's fucked up but I kicked that fucking map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that fucker into the creek!
[laughing; laughs hysterically]
Heather I fucking hope he's kidding.
[shocked]
Mike WAHOO! WOW!
[still laughing mad]
Josh Mike...
[also shocked]
Mike Holy shit.
[laughing]
Heather I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Josh Mike, are you kidding?
Heather I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Josh Mike, are you fucking kidding?
[angry]
Mike I'm sorry, man.
[laughing]
Heather You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta fucking be kidding me!
Josh Is this some fucking game?!
[shoves Mike]
Mike Get the fuck off me, man!
[stops laughing]
Heather WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!
Mike No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather DO YOU REALIZE - NOT TO YOU - BUT I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAP SAID!!!
[to Mike; to Josh; to Mike]
Mike I'm sorry!
Heather YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
Mike I'm sorry!
Heather YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! AND IF WE...
Mike The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather IF WE GET HURT OR IF WE DIE UP HERE, IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!! It is YOUR...FUCKING...FAULT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
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The Blair Witch Project
Uncertainty Surrounds Josh's Disappearance
Heather Whatever it is, it knows that Josh is gone.
Mike If that was Josh, he would've said where he was.
Heather Whoever it was sounded like Josh.
[whispering]
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The Blair Witch Project
Scarier Than The Exorcist, A Bold Claim
Taglines Scarier than The Exorcist!
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The Blair Witch Project
Panic in the Face of the Unknown
Heather Donahue OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
[screaming, as she catches a glimpse of the Blair Witch]
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The Blair Witch Project
Unexpected Discoveries at the Campsite
Heather Woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago, and there are piles of rocks outside of our tent. There are three, actually.
Josh Are you seriously fucking positive those weren't there when we set up camp last night?
Heather I am seriously fucking positive these were not here. How would we've, like, just made a campsite in between three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
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The Blair Witch Project
Observations on Mike's Unusual Hair Patterns
Heather It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank...hairy...blank...hairy.
[pointing the video camera at Mike's chest]
Mike You should see my ass.
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