A Mother's Concern for Her Son
Characters:
Stanley's Mother
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Fatherly Advice and Disappointment
Characters:
Stanley's Father
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Reflections on Life from a Grandfather's Wisdom
Characters:
Stanley's Grandpa
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Isolation and Connection in Modern Society
Characters:
Stanley Yelnats
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The Arrival of Chaos and Torment
Taglines:
He came... He saw... He tormented...
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A Dynamic Personality Unleashed
Taglines:
He’s a real live wire
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Cable Costs Rise for the Yelnats Family
Taglines:
For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up.
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Prepared for Connection and Technology
Taglines:
Are you ready to get wired?
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The Allure of Obsession
Taglines:
Once you're hooked... you're his
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The Cost of Free Cable Services
Taglines:
There's no such thing as free cable
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Humor at Medieval Times Dinner Show
Chip:
(eating chicken at Medieval Times) Can I have your skin?
Stanley Yelnats II:
Sure.
Chip:
Check this out.
Chip:
Silence the lambs!
Chip:
Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
Stanley Yelnats II:
Oh lord.
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Desire for Friendship and Connection
Chip Douglas:
I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!
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Knightly Rivalry and Enthusiastic Chanting
Chip Douglas:
The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin down.
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The Reality of Dry Land in Film
Chip Douglas:
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
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Desperate Call from a Pay Phone
Chip Douglas:
Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back.
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Exaggerated Enthusiasm for Connection
Chip Douglas:
I'll juice ya up!
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Friendship or Rivalry: A Choice to Make
Chip Douglas:
I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
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