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The Cost of Free Cable Services
Taglines
There's no such thing as free cable
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Desire for Friendship and Connection
Chip Douglas
I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!
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A Dynamic Personality Unleashed
Taglines
He’s a real live wire
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Humor at Medieval Times Dinner Show
Chip
(eating chicken at Medieval Times) Can I have your skin?
Stanley Yelnats II
Sure.
Chip
Check this out.
Chip
Silence the lambs!
Chip
Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
Stanley Yelnats II
Oh lord.
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Exaggerated Enthusiasm for Connection
Chip Douglas
I'll juice ya up!
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Desperate Call from a Pay Phone
Chip Douglas
Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back.
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The Reality of Dry Land in Film
Chip Douglas
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
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Knightly Rivalry and Enthusiastic Chanting
Chip Douglas
The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin down.
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A Mother's Concern for Her Son
Characters
Stanley's Mother
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Friendship or Rivalry: A Choice to Make
Chip Douglas
I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
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Fatherly Advice and Disappointment
Characters
Stanley's Father
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The Allure of Obsession
Taglines
Once you're hooked... you're his
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The Arrival of Chaos and Torment
Taglines
He came... He saw... He tormented...
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Reflections on Life from a Grandfather's Wisdom
Characters
Stanley's Grandpa
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Cable Costs Rise for the Yelnats Family
Taglines
For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up.
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Prepared for Connection and Technology
Taglines
Are you ready to get wired?
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Isolation and Connection in Modern Society
Characters
Stanley Yelnats
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