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The Cat Returns Quotes

"It's not so bad being a cat, now is it?"

G 2005 · 1h 15m
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A Change in Plans for Tea Time
The Baron (After seeing Haru kidnapped by the cats) Better skip the tea.
Muta agrees to watch the baby.
Muta Alright, alright. I'll watch the little baby.
[To Baron, about Haru]
Muta Critiques Baron's Showmanship
Muta That's enough, Baron! Turn it off. No one's impressed with your cheesy light show, okay?
[After the sun sets on the town, making the windows turn gold]
A Promise to Bring Happiness
The Baron Your majesty, I promise that I will make the young lady smile.
A Royal Misunderstanding Unfolds
Natori(Vizier) Oh, no. You hit one of ours.
The King I did?
Natori(Vizier) Good heavens, Your Majesty! How could you?
The King Let's keep that between us.
A Conversation About Talking Cats
Haru Hey, mom? Do you think cats can talk?
Haru's mother Sure, why not?
Muta Defends a Strong Woman's Character
Muta I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does like to stick her nose in other people's business. So, I, Renaldo Moon, will defend her.
Cat Guard #1 Renaldo?!
Cat Guard #2 Renaldo Moon?
Cat Guard #3 The Renaldo Moon?
Natori(Vizier) So, THAT'S who he is!
The King Who?
Natori(Vizier) Your Majesty, how could you have forgotten?! He's such a notorious criminal; his story is written on our walls! Years back, an enormous white cat appeared out of nowhere, devoured all the fish in the lake, and then ran off. He called himself Renaldo Moon.
Cat Guard #4 Years back?!
Cat Guard #5 I don't believe it.
Cat Guard #4 What a monster!
Baron Did you really do that, Muta? That's disgusting.
Muta And this time, I'll eat the entire CASTLE!
[chuckles]
Misunderstandings and Humor Among Friends
Haru Thank you for your help, Moo-ta. (gasps upon realizing what was just said aloud)
Muta What?! MOO?! Are you saying that I'm a fat cow?!
Haru No, it's just you're fat. Oh! Uh...
[Toto chuckles at the scene]
Toto I like this girl more every minute.
Muta (stands up with a huff) I'M OUTTA HERE!
Baron That's too bad, because I was just going to get out some Angel Food cake I have in the cupboard.
Muta Where in the Cupboard? (goes toward the cupboard)
Baron (follows after Muta to help him get out the cake) Uh, it's in the upper right shelf.
Muta (opens the cupboard) Why didn't you say so?
Admiring Honesty in Women
The Baron Just for the record, I admire a woman who speaks from the heart.
[After Haru admits she has a crush on the Baron'']
Seeking Help in Times of Trouble
The Baron If you find yourself troubled by something mysterious or a problem that's hard to solve, there's a place you can go where you always find help. You just need to look for it.
Respect for Self-Advocacy in Women
Muta I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does like to stick her nose in other people's business.
Believe in Yourself for Fearlessness
The Baron Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.
The Arrival of Baron Humbert von Gikkingen
The Baron I am Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, and I have come for Haru.
Creation and the Essence of the Soul
The Baron Whenever someone creates something with all of their heart, then that creation is given a soul.
Misunderstandings Between Cats and Humans
Natoru(Cat messenger) What?! But how can that be? The whole kingdom is working to make you happy! And we all agreed that the gifts were just fabulous.
Haru Don't you cats know anything? I hate mice, I don't eat them! I'm allergic to cat-tails, and catnip does nothing for me!
Muta's Reaction to Being Called a Cow
Muta What? MOO?!? Are you saying that I'm a fat cow?
Defiance Against Unwanted Proposals
The King I'll change you back if you marry me.
Haru (gets angry) I've had just about enough of you! Nobody decides who I am, but me, and there's no way on earth I will EVER marry you!!
The King (shocked by Haru's answer) Was that a no?
A Call to End Fat Jokes
Muta From now on... you're not allowed to make anymore... fat jokes!
[starts falling]