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The Cowboy Way Quotes

"How the East was won."

PG-13 1994 · 1h 47m
57
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57
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10 quotes
The Cowboy Way
Steak Cooking Preferences in The Cowboy Way
Waiter How would you like you steaks cooked?
Pepper Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.
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The Cowboy Way
Friendship Tested at the Rodeo
Nacho Pepper is still trying to make up.
Sonny Hell I ain't listening
Nacho He's your friend. You guys should be out there chasing that steer together, right now.
Sonny A friend don't pull a no show at a national rodeo, Nacho. Not in my book. I had plans for that money, you know that.
Nacho Is there anything in that book about forgiveness?
Sonny Nacho, Pepper & I are through, OK?
Nacho You have the heart the size of a tiny raisin, you know that?
Sonny Why don't you just handle my book?
Nacho If you only knew what it was like to be alone, you would treasure your friend.
Sonny Where are you going?
Nacho Home. I'm going home.
Sonny You're not going to stay and watch me ride?
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Steak Preparation Confusion at Waldorf Astoria
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria How would you gentlemen like your steak prepared?
Pepper Prepared? Oh you mean cooked?
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria Yes, of course, that's what I should have said, cooked.
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Ordering Wine at the Waldorf Astoria
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria And would you care to order wine with your meal?
Pepper Uh, yeah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?
Pepper Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a little ice in mine if you would my good man.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.
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The Cowboy Way
Debate Over Unpaid Bills
Sonny Pepper, those people are guessing that you skipped the bill.
[Pepper drags Sonny behind a horse carriage, hiding from the owners of the Waldorf Astoria]
Pepper Oh yeah, well they guessed right!
Sonny Well, then pay them!
Pepper Yeah right, with what?
Sonny You lying son of a bitch, you told me You still got some of that prize money left!
Pepper Of course I do, have I ever lied to you before?
Sonny Well, how much do you got?
Pepper About 8 bucks, I reckon.
Sonny About 8 bucks, I reckon?
Pepper Better than a poke in the eye.
Sonny Pepper, I've about had it with you!
[Starts walking off]
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Questioning Integrity in Financial Dealings
Sonny So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?
Pepper No, of course not. Bitch wouldn't take a check.
[under his breath]
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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Chango What's a baby cow gonna do to me?
Chango Hey come on man! What you doing?
Sonny Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants!
Pepper He sees it!
[pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting]
Sonny Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.
Chango Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.
Sonny I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?
Chango I ain't telling you shit!
Sonny It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!
Chango Whoa!
[begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]
Sonny Damn, that looks like it hurts.
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Versatile Skills of Riding and Dancing
Pepper Lewis If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.
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A Reunion in Unexpected Circumstances
Nacho Good to see you, man!
Pepper ¿Como estas?
Nacho Where the hell have you been?
Pepper I've been with the worms in Mexico
Nacho ¡Chihuahua!
Pepper I miss your cookin
Nacho You talk to Sonny? C'mon Pepper, Sonny will forgive you.
Pepper Oh, yeah? When? That rodeo was a year ago. He ain't said six words to me, since. I told him I'm sorry. What the hell does he want?
Nacho Sonny, he don't care about words. You have to show him.
Pepper I ain't gonna kiss his ass if that's what you mean. It's so sour it probably taste like a damned old lemon, anyhow.
Nacho Don't give up on him, Pepper. You've been friends too long for that.
Pepper Yeah. I had a reason for not showing up to that rodeo
Nacho Tell him what he wants and he will understand.
Pepper Maybe someday when he ain't being such a damned shitass.
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Cowboys: Texas vs. New Mexico Debate
Officer Shaw Where you guys from, Texas?
Pepper Texas? Ain't no real cowboys from Texas, we're from New Mexico.
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