The Crew Quotes

Mike "The Brick" Donatelli It was like painting a portrait, like creating a beautiful work of art. Like, uh, Leonardo what-the-fuck?

Joey "Bats" Pistella The guy who did the Mona Lisa?

Mike "The Brick" Donatelli Yeah, yeah. That's him.

Joey "Bats" Pistella That's a good drawing...

Mike "The Brick" Donatelli It's a very good drawing...

Taglines The Black Market, Just Turned Grey!

Bobby Bartellemeo Olivia...

Olivia Neal Forgeta bout it.

Bobby Bartellemeo Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, it's women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here.

Joey "Bats" Pistella I thought you said the good times were gonna last forever.

Bobby Bartellemeo I thought we'd be dead by now.

Joey "Bats" Pistella Way to go, Chef Boyardumbass!

Raul Ventana Who ARE dose guys?

Bobby Bartellemeo Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew - Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter an inverted Trappist monk, like to talk.

Taglines It may be artificial, but it's still their turf.

Taglines You're never too old to work for the mob.

Pepper Lowenstein You torched my house?

Mike "The Brick" Donatelli We had to make it look like an accident.

Pepper Lowenstein Oh my God! That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens.

Bobby Bartellemeo Well, you can still be in Gardens.