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"Cops or criminals. When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?"

R 2006 · 2h 31m
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Tension Over Search in The Departed Scene
Frank Costello I'm going to have my associate search you.
Billy Costigan No, no one's fucking searching me. Searching me for what?
Frank Costello Contra-fucking-band. Take your shoes off.
Mr. French Shoes.
Frank Costello I knew your father.
[to Costigan]
Billy Costigan Yeah? You know he's dead?
Frank Costello Oh, sorry. How'd he go?
Billy Costigan He didn't complain.
Frank Costello Yeah, that was his problem.
Billy Costigan Who said he had a problem?
Frank Costello I just said he had a fucking problem. There's a man who could have been anything.
Billy Costigan Are you trying to say he was nothing?
Frank Costello I'm saying he worked at the airport.
Mr. French He's clean.
Frank Costello Arm.
Billy Costigan Arm? What fuckin arm?
Mr. French Show me your arm. Flip it. mmhmmm, mmhmmm...
[French pulls Costigan to a pool table]
Frank Costello It makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood.
Mr. French He's clean.
[removing the cast]
Frank Costello And if I can slander my own environment, it makes me sad. This, uh, regression. Plus, I don't know if it's beyond some fucking cop prick like Queenan to pull you out of the Staties and send you gift-wrapped to me. I just can't know. I wonder what they do in that particular department, anyway.
Frank Costello Are you still a cop?
[yelling]
Billy Costigan No!
[in severe pain]
Frank Costello Swear on your mother's grave. You're still not a cop?
[yelling]
Billy Costigan I'm not a fucking cop!
[painfully]
Frank Costello Are you going to stop doing coke deals with your jerk-off fucking cousin?
[yelling]
Billy Costigan Yes, yes, yes!
[weakly]
Frank Costello All right, all right. It's okay. You'll be be all right. Get your hand taken care of.
[patting his back]
Frank Costello I'm sorry, but it was necessary. As for our problem with Providence - let's not cry over some spilled guineas.
Frank Costello's Harsh Instructions on Disposing Bodies
Frank Costello The cops are saying he's a cop. So I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB! DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!!!
[Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his hat]
Betrayal and Revelations in Law Enforcement
Frank Costello How the fuck did this happen?
Colin Sullivan You're an FBI informant? Are you fucking kidding me?
Frank Costello Grow up! Of course I talked to the FBI.
[coughs blood; laughing]
Colin Sullivan Do they know who I am?
Frank Costello I-I never gave up anybody who wasn't going down anyway. Nobody knows nothin'.
Colin Sullivan Frank...Frank...Frank. Do they know about me?
Frank Costello I know about you, Colin. You know I'd never give you up. You're like a--
Colin Sullivan What, like a son? To you? Is that what this is about? All that murderin and fuckin', and no sons?
Colin Sullivan FUCKING RAT PRICK!
[shooting]
Choices and Consequences in Life's Path
Frank Costello When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
Trust in an Immaculate Record
Captain Ellerby Most people wouldn't trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record.
Establishing Boundaries in a Dangerous Situation
Mr. French Do you know me?
Billy Costigan No. No.
Mr. French Well, I'm the guy who tells you there's guys you can hit and guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin ruling on this right now: you don't fucking hit him. You understand?
Billy Costigan Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine. Fine.
Mr. French I fucking know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot, fucking cop-magnet of a cousin and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You understand that?
Billy Costigan Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Mr. French What are you drinking?
Billy Costigan Cranberry juice.
Mr. French What is it, your period? Get him a cranberry juice.
Concerns About Empty Cars in The Departed
Captain Ellerby Please tell me those cars aren't empty. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me that those Chinamen's cars AREN'T EMPTY!!
Artistry and Ambition in The Departed
Frank Costello Have a seat, Bill. Do you know ]?
[[John Lennon]
Billy Costigan Yeah, sure, he was the president before ].
[[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]
Frank Costello Lennon said, "I'm an artist. You give me a fucking tuba, I'll get you something out of it.
Billy Costigan I tell you Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some fucking money out of it.
Frank Costello Smart mouth. Too bad. If you'll indulge me–
[Picks up a bag with a disembodied hand in it]
Frank Costello Now what?
Gwen Choir practice.
Frank Costello Choir practice. The point I'm making with John Lennon is: a man could look at anything and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think, "What could I use you for?
[Mutters; Pulls the hand out of the bag, then takes the ring of its finger]
Making Your Own Way in Life
Frank Costello Amen. The Church wants you in your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you. A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it. ]
[[w:Non Serviam|Non Serviam]
Colin Sullivan ].
[[James Joyce]
Frank Costello Smart, Colin.
Limits of Loyalty and Deception
Taglines Lies. Betrayal. Sacrifice. How far will you take it?
Frustration and Anger in a Heated Moment
Captain Ellerby YOU FUCKED THIS WHOLE THING UP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU COCKSUCKER?!?!?! LET GO OF ME!!!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!
[after punching a computer technician]
Questioning Motives in Uncertain Times
Ellerby Yeah, but cui bono? Who benefits?
Colin Sullivan Cui gives a shit? It's got a fuckin bow on it.
Class and Identity in American Society
Dignam Tell me, what's a lace-curtain mofo like you doing in the staties?
Costigan Well, families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
Queenan Who said that?
Costigan ].
[[Nathaniel Hawthorne|Hawthorne]
Dignam What's the matter, smart-ass, you don't know any fucking ]?
[[Shakespeare]
The Illusion of Control in Communication
Frank Costello Now, whenever you make a call, ask for Mikey. MIKEY! Heh...you ask for a Mikey, because there is no Mikey.
[Gives Billy a cellphone]
Confrontation Over Trust and Betrayal
Billy Costigan You're 70 fucking years old. One of these guys is going to pop you. As for running drugs, what the fuck? You don't need the pain in the ass, and they're going to catch you. And you don't need the money.
Frank Costello I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either...but I like it. Point I'm making here is, Bill, I got this rat. This...gnawing, cheese-eating fucking rat...And it brings up questions. You know, say, Bill, like you're the new guy...Girlfriend...Why didn't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers? Social security numbers. Everybody's fucking numbers.
Billy Costigan Is - is there something you wanna go ahead and ask me? Cause I'll go ahead give you the fucking answer, all right? Frank, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fucking rat, okay? I'm not the fucking rat!
Frank Costello Start with, you agree there is a rat.
Billy Costigan You said there is one all right? I base most of what I do on the idea that you're pretty fucking good at what you do!
Frank Costello Sure, sure, all that aside...but you, William, what would you do?
Billy Costigan Frank, how many of these guys have been with you long enough to be disgruntled, huh? Think about it. You don't pay much, you know. It's almost a fuckin feudal enterprise. The question is, and this is the only question, who thinks that they can do what you do better than you?
Frank Costello The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me?
Billy Costigan I probably could be you, yeah. Yeah, I know that much. But I don't wanna be you, Frank. I don't wanna be you.
Frank Costello ]...sort of thing.
[[w:Henry_IV,_Part_2#Pop_culture|Heavy lies the crown]
Family Loyalty and Betrayal in The Departed
Frank Costello You know, if your father were alive, and he saw you here sitting with me, let's say he would have a word with me about this. In fact, he'd kill seven guys just to cut my throat, and he could do it. Which is maybe something you don't know about William Costigan, Sr.
Billy Costigan So he never? I mean, never?
Frank Costello No. He kept his own counsel. He never wanted money. You can't do anything with a man like that. Your Uncle Jackie, he also would kill my entire fucking family if he saw me here with you. And I think about this.
Billy Costigan So what the fuck are we talking about here?
[confused]
Frank Costello Did you ever think about going back to school?
Billy Costigan School? All due respect Mr. Costello, school is out.
[laughs]
Frank Costello Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up.
[annoyed]
Welcome to the Special Investigation Unit
Queenan Congratulations on passing the detective's exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
Dignam Whoop-da-fucking-do.
Queenan We won't be working together, that is, directly. You'll be working for Captain Ellerby, but I like to watch everybody.
Queenan You're a worker. You rise fast.
Staff Sergeant Dignam Like a 12-year-old's dick.
Trust and Betrayal in The Departed
Frank Costello I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, Bill, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin numbers.
Billy Costigan Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me? Cause I'll give you the fuckin answer, all right? Frank, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fuckin rat. Okay? I'm not the fuckin rat.
A Moment of Acknowledgment in The Departed
Colin Sullivan Okay…
Seeking Truth in Uncomfortable Conversations
Madolyn What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan I have to come here.
Madolyn I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan You want the truth? Valium.
Madolyn You know if you lied, you would have an easier time getting what you wanted.
Billy Costigan What does that say about what you do for a living?
Madolyn I just think we should have a few more meetings before we even talk about prescriptions.
Billy Costigan Look...look, I'm having panic attacks, alright? The other night I thought I was having a fucking heart attack. I puked in a trash barrel on the way over here. I haven't slept for fucking weeks.
Madolyn Is that true?
Billy Costigan Yeah, that's true. Alright? I said it was fucking true. I want some fucking pills and you're gonna what? You're gonna close my file? Is that what you're going to do?
Madolyn No, I didn't close your file. I--
Billy Costigan I thought I was supposed to tell the truth here, if only fucking here!
Madolyn You are! You are!
Billy Costigan Christ. I mean, a guy comes in here against every, every instinct of privacy and self-reliance he has and what do you do? What do you do, huh? You send him off on the street to score smack, is that what you do? You're fucking ridiculous!
Billy Costigan Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off! Are we done here with this psychiatry bullshit?
[picking up the pills]
Madolyn You know what? You can leave!
Billy Costigan What the fuck did I just put myself through? I'm fucking out of here. And what if that was a legitimate threat? Think about it, fucking hotshot!
Understanding the Nature of Their Work
Queenan Do you know what we do here? in my section?
Billy Costigan Sir, yes, sir. I have an idea...
Dignam Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Queenan Staff Sergeant Dignam has a style of his own. I'm afraid we all have to get used to it.
Undercover Operations and Workplace Tensions
Ellerby Staff Sergeant Dignam is our liaison to the the undercover department, his undercover work is extensive. He's here to give us his report. Sergeant Dignam.
[during a conference briefing about Costello and his crew]
Dignam OK. My people are out there. They're like fuckin Indians. You're not gonna see em you're not gonna hear about em except from me or Captain Queenan. You will not ever know the identity of undercover people. Unfortunately, this shithole has more fuckin leaks than the Iraqi Navy.
Ellerby Fuck yourself.
Dignam I'm tired from fuckin your wife.
Ellerby How's your mother?
Dignam Good, she's tired from fuckin my father. Good. Today, girls, what I have for you is microprocessors. Somebody as you may already know stole 20 microprocessors from the Mass Processor Company out on Route 128. These are the kind of processors they put into computers that can put a cruise missile up the ass of a camel from a couple hundred miles away. Now get this, we get a guy working for the company two months; walks right out the front door with a box of processors on Tuesday, has a ticket booked for Florida on Wednesday, but on Thursday, he gets found in a dumpster. You know where that dirtball started his life? Southie projects.
Colin Sullivan What was his name? The departed?
Dignam Miles Kenefick. Got a job to forge U-Mass transcript. U-Mass Boston, which just happens to be-
Frank Lazio South Boston?
[interrupting]
Dignam Well, you're a fuckin genius, huh! Who forged your transcript, dickhead?
Colin Sullivan Hey this guy, his old man runs the Hibernian Liquor Mart. Kenefick's.
Ellerby We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.
Dignam Alright look. We got a guy who says he hears Costello's moving the processors to China. We set up a whole fuckin job in Pop Kenefick. You do not want to miss it if Costello takes a dump.
Ellerby We'd miss a lot less if you made your informants available to us at the cost of the Bureau.
[Dignam scoffs]
Frank Lazio We're not asking for too many details. Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. My theory on Feds is they're like mushrooms. Feed em shit and keep em in the dark. You girls have a good day.
Ellerby Normally he's a very, uh, nice guy.
Creating One's Own Environment
Frank Costello I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had ]. ] That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
[[w:John F. Kennedy|the presidency; [w:Assassination of John F. Kennedy|May he rest in peace.]
Confrontation Between Two Characters
Billy Costigan FREEZE!
Colin Sullivan Hey, whoa!
Billy Costigan Put your fucking hands up!
Colin Sullivan Put the fucking gun down! Put the gun down. I came to talk sense into you.
Billy Costigan HANDS!
Colin Sullivan All right. Just act professional. I can get your money.
Billy Costigan What'd you say?
Colin Sullivan I can get you your money.
[Costigan strikes him with his gun and cuffs him]
Billy Costigan You didn't come here to talk. You came here to get arrested.
Colin Sullivan You have fucking tapes of what? Costello was my informant! I was a rat? FUCK YOU! Prove it! He was working for me. He was MY INFORMANT!
Billy Costigan Shut your fucking mouth. Come on, get up!
Colin Sullivan What is this, a citizen's arrest? Blow me. All right, only one of us is a cop here, Bill! You understand? No one knows who you fucking are!
Billy Costigan Would you shut the fuck up?!
Colin Sullivan I'm a sergeant in the Massachusetts State Police! Who the fuck are you? I ERASED YOU!
Billy Costigan You erased me, huh?
[slamming him against the wall]
Colin Sullivan Yeah, go ahead. Shoot a cop, Einstein. Watch what happens.
Billy Costigan Well, what happens is the bullet will go RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
Colin Sullivan Watch what happens!
Billy Costigan Why? So you can get the parade, huh? The bag pipes and bullshit? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKING ARRESTING YOU!
Colin Sullivan That's the stupidest thing you could do.
Billy Costigan SHUT THE FUCK UP! I could give a fuck if the charges don't stick. I'm still fucking arresting you.
[punching Sullivan with his gun with each word]
Perceptions of Marriage in Professional Advancement
Captain Ellerby Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.
[to Colin Sullivan]
Contrasting Backgrounds and Identity in Law Enforcement
Dignam Your fuckin family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin your "R"s and you're hangin in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin donkey on the weekends. I got that right? Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little fuckin snake. You were like different people.
[Costigan does not answer]
Billy Costigan You a psychiatrist?
Dignam Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund fuckin Freud I wouldn't get an answer. So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties?
Billy Costigan Well, "Families are always rising and falling in America", am I right?
Queenan Who said that?
Billy Costigan ].
[[Nathaniel Hawthorne|Hawthorne]
Dignam Pfft! What's the matter, smart ass? Don't know any fuckin ]?
[[Shakespeare]
Queenan We have a question: Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV.
Dignam Yeah, a lot of people just wanna slam a nigger's head through a plate-glass window.
Billy Costigan I'm all set without your own personal job application. Alright, Sergeant?
Dignam What the fuck did you say to me, trainee?
Billy Costigan With all due respect, sir, what do you want from me?
[to Queenan]
Dignam Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. YOU'RE NO FUCKIN COP!
Queenan He's right. We deal in deception here. What we do not deal with is self-deception. Five years from now, you can be anything else in the world, but you will never be a Massachusetts State Trooper.
Billy Costigan You sure of that?
Queenan I'm sure.
Dignam Guaran-fucking-teed. You got a 1400 on your SATs, kid. You're an astronaut, not a Statie.
Confrontation Between Dignam and Surveillance Guy
Dignam This is incredible. Who put the fucking cameras in this place?
Surveillance Guy Who the fuck are you?
Dignam I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
Acceptance of Personal Limitations
Colin Sullivan If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
[to Madolyn]
The Cost of Survival in a Dangerous Game
Frank Costello One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
[to Colin]
Life's Impermanence and Living in the Moment
Frank Costello Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar? Only kidding. How's your mother?
[the man looks startled; laughs]
Man in Costello's Bar Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out.
Frank Costello We all are. Act accordingly.
[walks away; smiles and he straightens tie]
Trust and Reliability in Uncertain Times
Frank Costello Do you trust him?
[Discussing Billy with Mr. French]
Mr. French Well, these days, who's reliable?
Frank Costello His uncle Jackie was. I don't know...you just can't trust a guy who acts like he's got nothing to lose.
Mr. French I'm reliable.
Frank Costello Arnie, you're one in a million.
Mr. French Ten. Ten million.
Frank Costello What about your wife, Arnie?
Mr. French I thought she was reliable.
Frank Costello She wasn't!
[Starts laughing]
Mr. French ...Well, she got reliable.
[Scene cuts to French strangling his wife]