Real Talk on Appearance and Confidence
Bianca:
Are you kidding me with this? (She shows Wes some knickers)
Wesley:
I’m not.
Bianca:
Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff, I could’ve done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
Wesley:
Real talk? You’ve got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird cos you wear the wrong size bra. Boom. Real talk. I watched a lot of “Project Runway”. What’s up? Step one: first impressions matter, so take some pride in your appearance. Ladies, this is Bianca. Take good care of her. I’m gonna get the hell out of this section.
Bianca:
Wes, no, don’t go.
Lady Customer:
Ach! Uniboohen. Sí, uniboob.
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Debate on Attractiveness Among Friends
Jeffrey:
Jess has the hottest ass.
Albert:
Casey has the hottest rack.
Paul:
Bianca… she has the hottest friends.
Jeffrey and Albert:
Yeah!
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Selfie of Struggles and Discontent
Madison Morgan:
Caitlyn, take a picture. That’s what sucking at life looks like. (pulls a pout face)
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The Importance of Proximity in Relationships
Wesley “Wes” Rush:
No one’s making out if they’re three feet apart. Simple geology.
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Humorous Play on Words About Attraction
Bianca Piper:
Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
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