The DUFF Quotes

Bianca Piper Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?

Jeffrey Jess has the hottest ass.

Albert Casey has the hottest rack.

Paul Bianca… she has the hottest friends.

Jeffrey and Albert Yeah!

Wesley “Wes” Rush No one’s making out if they’re three feet apart. Simple geology.

Madison Morgan Caitlyn, take a picture. That’s what sucking at life looks like. (pulls a pout face)

Bianca Are you kidding me with this? (She shows Wes some knickers)

Wesley I’m not.

Bianca Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff, I could’ve done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.

Wesley Real talk? You’ve got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird cos you wear the wrong size bra. Boom. Real talk. I watched a lot of “Project Runway”. What’s up? Step one: first impressions matter, so take some pride in your appearance. Ladies, this is Bianca. Take good care of her. I’m gonna get the hell out of this section.

Bianca Wes, no, don’t go.

Lady Customer Ach! Uniboohen. Sí, uniboob.