Unexpected Visitor in the House
Nadine:
What the... why is there a baby in your house?
Bruner:
Oh shit, how’d that thing get in here?
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Navigating Friendship Challenges in Adolescence
Mr. Bruner:
Are you having a problem today, Nadine?
Nadine:
Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.
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A Complicated Connection Between Two Characters
Mr. Bruner: [reading Nadine’s message; pause, awkward]
You’re complicated and simple. I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you.” This is kinda sweet. I think you’re over-reacting. “I’ll give you head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.
Nadine:
Oh my God. Say something! Please help me!
Mr. Bruner:
You need to watch out for run-on sentences.
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Conflicted Feelings Among Friends
Nadine:
My brother? Seriously?
Krista:
I can't help how I feel.
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A Serious Conversation About Mental Health
Nadine:
Hey.
Mr. Bruner:
Busy.
Nadine:
I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought an adult should know.
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Accepting Life's Injustices
Darian:
Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!
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Embracing Risks in Life
Mr. Bruner:
Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there.
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A Dark Reflection on Happiness and Loneliness
Mr. Bruner:
Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”
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Struggling with Faith and Frustration
Nadine Franklin: [in the bathroom; she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]
Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more.
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Encouragement to Overcome Social Awkwardness
Nadine Franklin:
Don't be awkward. Socialize.
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A Bold Confession in a Stockroom
Nadine Franklin:
Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.
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Confronting the Reality of Self-Existence
Nadine Franklin:
I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself.
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Perspectives on Life's Inequalities
Nadine Franklin:
There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.
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