The Edge of Seventeen Quotes

Darian Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!

Nadine My brother? Seriously?

Krista I can't help how I feel.

Mr. Bruner Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there.

Mr. Bruner Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”

Nadine Hey.

Mr. Bruner Busy.

Nadine I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought an adult should know.

Nadine Franklin I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself.

Mr. Bruner Are you having a problem today, Nadine?

Nadine Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.

Nadine Franklin There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.

Nadine Franklin Don't be awkward. Socialize.

Mr. Bruner You’re complicated and simple. I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you.” This is kinda sweet. I think you’re over-reacting. “I’ll give you head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.

Nadine Oh my God. Say something! Please help me!

Mr. Bruner You need to watch out for run-on sentences.

Nadine What the... why is there a baby in your house?

Bruner Oh shit, how’d that thing get in here?

Nadine Franklin Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.

Nadine Franklin Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more.