Teachers and their quirks revealed
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And you thought YOUR teachers were weird...
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Teachers or aliens: a possible reality?
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Think your teachers are aliens? You could be right.
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Teachers from Another Planet?
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What if your teachers really were from another planet?
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Students Challenge and Confront Authority at Herrington High
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The students at Herrington high will not only question authority... they'll have to destroy it.
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Teachers at Herrington High Are Alien Invaders
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The students at Herrington High always suspected their teachers were from another planet... they were right!
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School Year Expectations of Respect
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You will not be disrespectful this school year!
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Alien Request for Education
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Take me to your teacher.
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School's Out Forever on December 25
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On December 25, School's Out Forever.
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Introducing a New Generation of Aliens
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Meet the Alien Generation.
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A World Without Fear and Loneliness
Marybeth:
You know, in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you. And all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. And the new girl, well - the new girl, she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Marybeth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special, Casey, so perfect, so fearless... Don't you want that, Casey?
Casey:
I'd rather be afraid!
Marybeth:
Fine. All right. Have it your way! Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right: we win. End of story!
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Uncertainty and Vulnerability Among Friends
Stokely:
Zeke, it is her!
Marybeth:
She's lying, she's trying to fake you out. We don't know what she is. Gay? Straight? Alien?
Zeke:
Answer me something, Marybeth... why are you naked?
Marybeth:
Does it bother you, Zeke? My body? I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
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Skepticism About Alien Influence in Media
Stokely:
So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
Casey:
I think so.
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Identity and Loss in Invasion Stories
Marybeth:
What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?
Stokely:
They get us. They win. We lose.
Marybeth:
Maybe we really win. I mean, Stan didn't look unhappy.
Stokely:
That's because that wasn't Stan. They took away who he was.
Marybeth:
Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.
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Conflict Over Personal Space
Gabe:
Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.
Casey:
I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
Gabe:
Yeah, that's the problem. You're occupying my air, you anal probe.
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Unexpected Compliments in Tense Conversation
Casey:
God, you can be such a...
Delilah:
What?
Casey:
Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first class grade A bitch.
Delilah:
Are you hitting on me Casey?
Casey:
No. No, I just think that you can be cool. Sometimes. This not being one of them.
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Questioning Parental Guidance in Crisis
Stokely:
What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
Stan:
I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
Casey:
If he's really your dad anymore.
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Fiction's Place in Literature Discussion
Stokely:
Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
Casey: [[Schindler's List]
Yeah, so is ].
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Alien Accusations Among School Friends
Zeke:
Casey. Man, the only person in this school whose an alien is you.
Casey:
Fuck you, Zeke.
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Discussion of Strange Behavior Among Faculty
Casey:
Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
Stokely:
Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.
Casey:
Into what people?
Stokely: [[Invasion of the Body Snatchers]
]. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.
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Feeling Like an Outsider in High School
Stokely Mitchell:
I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.
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Discontent with the environment expressed by Casey
Casey Conner:
You wouldn't have liked it here anyway.
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Motivation to Energize and Inspire
Casey Conner:
Guaranteed to jack you up!
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Taking Over the World: Direct vs. Subtle Approaches
Casey Conner: [[Independence Day (1996 film)|Independence Day]
If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House, ] style, or sneak in through the back door?
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