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Debate on Motherhood and Capability
Joe
You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique
I don't know about that. True, mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything...
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A Child's Independence from Parental Attention
Joe
Well, who are you here with?
Peyton
My father.
Joe
Well, you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.
Peyton
He's not looking for me.
Joe
How do you know?
Peyton
Because he's looking at me.
Joe
What?
Peyton
Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton, and I'm your daughter.
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Unexpected Allergy Reaction to Cookies
Peyton
Are you okay?
Joe
Do I sound okay? What did you put in those cookies?
[speaking with a very evident lisp]
Peyton
Um, milk, flour, eggs, and cinnamon.
Joe
Cinnamon?! I'm allergic to cinnamon!
Peyton
Sorry.
Joe
You're sorry? I'm talking like this and all you can say is you're sorry?
Peyton
I'm allergic to nuts.
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A Child's Dilemma Before Game Day
Monique
Can't you just go home after the game?
[to Peyton]
Peyton
No, I have to get back before she does.
[realizes what she said]
Joe
What did you say? You said "you have to get back before she does"? Isn't your Mom picking you up?
[Peyton eats her dessert]
Peyton
Well, um...
Joe
Peyton?
Peyton
I was planning to tell you, Joe. I really was. Actually, you're gonna love it. It's just L-O-L...
Joe
Quit stalling.
Peyton
I was supposed to be studying at a special ballet program this summer, but instead, I snuck away to come meet you.
Joe
You ran away? You ran away?! Is your mom even in Africa?
Peyton
About that?
Joe
What have you done?!
Monique
I'm sure there's a reasonable...
Joe
The press is gonna eat me alive. What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for you to do. Did you stop to think about how this was gonna impact me? Oh, that's not gonna work this time. You are in serious trouble.
[Peyton starts to cough out of nut allergies]
Monique
OK, she's sweating like crazy, she's coughing, and her lips are swelling.
[examines Peyton as she coughs]
Joe
Oh, come on. Don't fall for that. She's a little world-class performer.
Monique
I don't think she's acting right now, OK? Give me 1 second. Are you allergic to something?
[to Peyton]
Peyton
Nuts.
Monique
Did you know that? The dessert has nuts. Take her to the hospital. Come on.
[to Joe, showing him Peyton's dessert; Joe remembers her saying that and turns worried]
Joe
Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital?
Monique
Ninth and Woodrow. I'll get the car. Hey, where are you going? What are you doing?
[Joe runs off]
Joe
Move! Move! Move! Move!
[pushing bystanders out of his way]
Man
Excuse me, sir.
[offscreen]
Joe
Help, help! My daughter needs help! Help!
Emergency Room Doctor
What do we got here?
[approaching Joe, alongside his friends]
Joe
Help. She's allergic. She can't breathe. She's allergic to nuts.
Emergency Room Doctor
It looks like ]. Set her down.
[[w:Anaphylaxis|an anaphylactic reaction]
Joe
She can't breathe.
Emergency Room Doctor
Baby. Baby, open up your mouth. ] is almost close. Let's move her. ].
[uses a flashlight to look inside Peyton's mouth; [w:Respiratory tract|The airway; [w:Non-rebreather mask|10 liters non-rebreather mask]
Joe
Peyton. Peyton. Peyton.
Dr. Converse
I'll show you to the family waiting room. It's going to be fine. They're going to take care of her. She'll be OK.
Dr. Converse
Peyton Kelly's father?
[entering with a clipboard]
Joe
I'm Peyton's dad.
[approaching Dr. Converse]
Dr. Converse
Your daughter is responding well to the treatment. We're gonna keep her overnight just to be sure, but she's gonna be fine.
Joe
Thank you so much. Thank you.
[sighing with relief]
Dr. Converse
You were really, really lucky this time.
Webber
She's going to be alright.
Joe
Yeah.
Webber
OK.
Woman
Please tell me Peyton's alright.
Joe
She's going to be…
Monique
She's going to be fine. The doctor says that she's going to be fine.
Karen
You're lucky that I haven't called the police.
[angry, to Joe]
Joe
Karen?
Karen
I got home early, and I see you and Peyton. Your faces are plastered on the front of every magazine. I called Peyton 100 times yesterday, but she didn't answer. I flew out here, got off the plane, and I see all of this on the news.
[shows Joe a magazine; approaches Joe]
Joe
Karen?
Karen
Is that all you can say for yourself is "Karen"?
Joe
I thought you were dead.
Karen
I can assure you, I'm not dead. How did you find her?
Joe
I didn't, she found me. Wait a minute. Is Peyton's mom still in ]?
[[w:Africa|Africa]
Karen
She didn't tell you, did she? Joe… Sara died in ] 6 months ago.
[as her eyes widen; short pause; stops talking for a second, then continues; [w:Traffic collision|a car accident]
Joe
Oh, Peyton.
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Winning Requires Tackling Unexpected Challenges
Taglines
Joe Kingman had the perfect game plan to win the championship... but first, he has to tackle one little problem.
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Celebration After Championship Victory
Stella
OK, Joe, this is it. "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers.
ESPN News Reporter
Joe, you've just won the championship. What are you gonna do now?
Joe
I'm gonna take my daughter home.
Peyton
Daddy, you won the championship!
Joe
Aw, Peyton, I won much more than that.
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