31 quotes
The Mansion Awaits Its Shroud of Darkness
Master Gracey
This mansion has waited long for its shroud of darkness to be lifted.
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Perception of the Invisible in the Haunted Mansion
Jim Evers
Hey!
Ghost 1
Can he see us?
Ghost 2
Of course not!
Jim Evers
Yes, I can, I'm looking right at you!
Ghost 2
Don't listen to him, he's lying!
Jim Evers
Okay, forget this.
Ghost 1
I could've sworn he was looking right at me.
Ghost 2
He's psychic.
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A Son's Surprising Revelation About Spirits
Michael Evers
Dad?
Jim Evers
Yeah, son?
Michael Evers
I see dead people.
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A Call for Silence in the Mansion
Jim Evers
(last lines) Hey, guys, keep it down!
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Eternal Consequences of Violence
Jim Evers
If you want to kill me, kill me. But when I come round the Other Side, I'll just be whippin your ass for all eternity; so maybe you should read this before you stab somebody!
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Curiosity about the Unusual Fireplace
Master Gracey
(opening line) Haven't you? (about the fireplace when Sarah says she hasn't seen anything like it)
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Facing Fear as a Source of Strength
Jim Evers
If people see you're scared, they'll use it against you - look, I'm your dad, and I'm not scared!?
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Unusual Backyard Features in The Haunted Mansion
Jim Evers
Hey, honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
Sara Evers
Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemetaries. It can happen.
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First Impressions of a House
Jim Evers
(opening line) It's fantastic isn't it. Sometimes, when you step into a house, you know straight away whether its good.
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A Moment of Confusion in the Mansion
Jim Evers
Hold on!
Madame Leota
With what?
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Seeking an Escape from the Haunted Mansion
Jim Evers
Yeah, how do we get out of here?
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Ramsley's Assertion of Rationality
Ramsley
No, Mr. Evers, I am a rational man.
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A Call to Action in the Haunted Mansion
Jim Evers
I gotta help my wife. She'll be...
Singing Busts
Comin round the mountain when she comes...
[singing]
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Enduring Love Beyond Physical Presence
Master Gracey
If you truly love someone, they never leave you.
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A Concern for the Master's Well-Being
Ramsley
(to Jim) May I confide in you? The master is not well. He must leave this house, Mr. Evers, he must move on.
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A Ghost's Unwanted Advances Cause Distress
Jim Evers
The guy is dead, he wants to get jiggy with my wife; of course I'm upset!
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A Son's Reluctance During a Conversation
Michael Evers
I don't wanna whack it, Dad!
[of the spider]
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Confronting Dark Spirits in the Haunted Mansion
Madame Leota
Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back.
Jim Evers
Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!
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Love and Regret in Haunted Mansion
Master Gracey
But I loved her! Was love my mistake?
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Do You Believe in Ghosts?
Master Gracey
(to Jim) Tell me, Mr Evers... do you believe in... ghosts?
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No Escape from the Mansion Tonight
Ramsley
The storm has flooded the road. There will be no leaving the mansion tonight!
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Eternal Love and Commitment in a Letter
Jim Evers
(reading Elizabeth's letter) "Yes, my dear heart, I will marry you. I will love you for all eternity, and tonight at last, we will be together. I do. Forever yours, Elizabeth.
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Introduction of Ramsley
Ramsley
I am Ramsley.
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Betrayal and Sacrifice in the Haunted Mansion
Ramsley
(last words) YES!!! I tried to protect you. All these years, I've sacrificed for you. But what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? You "loved" her. Well, damn you! Damn you all to HELL!!!
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Introduction of Jim Evers, Real Estate Agent
Jim Evers
(catchphrase) Hello, Jim Evers, of Evers & Evers Real Estate?
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Final Farewell from Ramsley
Ramsley
Now, for the last time, good night, Mr. Evers.
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Comment on someone's demeanor
Jim Evers
You're a real cold dude.
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Questioning a Tragic Loss
Jim Evers
Why'd you kill her (Elizabeth)?
[firmly]
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The Haunting Story of Elizabeth
Master Gracey
Elizabeth. Hers is the story that haunts these halls.
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The Essence of a Butler's Role
Ramsley
(about his job as a butler) Attending to every detail. Understanding priorities. And, above all, knowing one's place!
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Seeking an Escape from the Haunted Mansion
Megan
But how do we get out of here?
Jim
Yeah, how do we get out of here?
Ezra
Well... um.... there's always... my way!
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