The Lego Movie (2014) - Quotes

Taglines: The story of a nobody who saved everybody.

Lord Business: [the micro-managers capture Emmet's friends; he walks over to Emmet and points the glue at him] You see your friends? Oh, they're finished! And my world is almost finished. And the last thing I need to do is finish you.

Emmet: No, stop! Please! If you do one thing and I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon!

Lord Business: Your secret weapon?

Emmet: Yes. It's called "the power of the Special.

Lord Business: That sounds dumb.

Emmet: [he holds up his hand] Alright. Here it comes. My secret weapon...is this.

Lord Business: What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything.

Emmet: It's my hand. I want you to take it.

Lord Business: You want me to take your hand off?

Emmet: [he points to the TV monitors showing the Lego citizens in their various fighting machines] No. I want you to join me. Look at all of these things that people built. You might see a mess...

Lord Business: Exactly! And a bunch of weird dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!

Emmet: [this serves as a parallel to the real world where Finn's father looks at the Lego pieces Finn has assembled together] Okay. What I see are people inspired by each other, and by you. People taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The Man Upstairs: [Finn nods] Finn, did you make all of this?

Finn: The people are trying to stop President Business from using the Kragle.

The Man Upstairs: W-What's the Kragle?

Finn: [he points to the big black box which is President Business's aircraft] Um... it's in there.

The Man Upstairs: [Finn's father opens the top of the aircraft and takes out President Business, he then looks around the room where he's put up "Do Not Touch" signs all over the Lego pieces he'd built; Finn doesn't reply and looks down; back in the Lego world Emmet delivers his speech to President Business] In here? So President Business is the bad guy? If... If the construction guy... said something to President Business... what would he say?

Emmet: [Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle; he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.] You… don't have to be… the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you, still, can change everything.

Emmet: [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Oh, we got a hugger. Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.

Lord Business: [strains, exhales deeply] Emmet, thank you. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--

Benny: EMMET!

Metalbeard: Emmet, arr!

Emmet: [Chuckling; Unikitty giggles and laughs, as the micro-managers fall down; Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager] Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay? Where's Lucy?

Wyldstyle: Emmet!

Emmet: [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms] Lucy!

Wyldstyle: [Unikitty laughs; Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them; Emmet gasps] We did it! Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait. Batman, there's something I need to say to you!

Batman: [he points to Emmet] No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! He's the hero you deserve!

Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at] Thanks, Batman!

Ghost Vitruvius: [breaking the fourth wall; we see Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody] I liked Emmet before he was cool.

President Business: Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! How did that happen?

Finn: De-kragler!

The Man Upstairs: [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents] Watch this. YEAH!

Finn: Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!

Ma Cop: [chuckles; Bad Cop, who's now using his drawn-on Good Cop face, hugs his parents.] Oh, son!

Good Cop: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Pa Cop: [chuckles; Pa Cop chuckles. In the real world, Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces] We're okay, son.

Mom: [calls out] Hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!

The Man Upstairs: Okay, honey, we'll, be up in a sec.

Finn: Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!

The Man Upstairs: I got to tell you something.

Finn: What?

The Man Upstairs: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?

Finn: Who?

The Man Upstairs: [[The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part|Your sister.] ]

Finn: [surprised] What?

Emmet: [suddenly an alien spaceship hovers above them] Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly, am I right, guys? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?!

Duplo: [Baby voice] We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.

Emmet: Oh, man.

Wylstyle: [smash cuts to Emmet as he continues to fall through the abyss] If only Emmet were here to see this. He'd day something adorable, like...

Emmet: [finally, Emmet lands somewhere and it cuts to blackness; the thud noises as he lands hardly.] Aaaah! Am I just gonna keep... falling... forever?!

Emmet: [he sees the sign for Octan Tower; we see Emmet has fallen on the ground in a live-action basement where all the different Lego realms, including Bricksburg, have been assembled on a large table; BOOM! He suddenly feels the ground shaking as if someone has taken a giant footstep; cuts to a human’s legs running around the basement heading towards Emmet; a human accidentally steps on Emmet as it carries on running. A human is playing with the Lego set and actually carrying the spaceship Benny had built as if it's flying.] Is this another vision? Where am I? Is that the office tower? Bricksburg! What was that?! No, no, no, no!

Finn: Spaceship! Spaceship!

Emmet: [he continues to watch a human (which reveals to be a boy named Finn) playing with the Lego spaceship; suddenly, Finn notices Emmet lying on the floor; Finn comes over to pick Emmet up; Finn gently picks Emmet up and looks at him] What in the world is that? It's... adorable. Uh-oh! No! No! No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Do not eat me! Please!

Finn: Hi, Emmet.

Emmet: [Finn stares at him; suddenly, the basement door opens and the shadow of a man appears at the top of the stairs and he starts walking down the stairs; when the man reaches the last step, the shadow reveals it's Finn's father wearing a business suit and looking annoyed, which is look-alike of Lord Business.] Uh... hi? Is this The Man...? The Man Upstairs. :

The Man Upstairs: [as he sees all the different Lego pieces all over the place] What happened?! No, no, no. This is a disaster. Why...why is...? What? What?! What?! The-the...why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?!

Finn: I was just playing and...

The Man Upstairs: [he looks around and sees the top of Octan Tower missing] Look, I know it's hard to understand. But this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father's. And everything is thought out, there's... What did you down here?? Did you take the top off of the tower?!?

Finn: It was an accident.

The Man Upstairs: You end up accidentally, expertly, dangerously, and carefully took the entire top off of that tower?

Finn: Yes.

The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy!

Finn: Um...it kind of is.

The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.

Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.

The Man Upstairs: We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.

Finn: The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!

The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.

Finn: Because maybe we won't be able to resist playing with all this.

The Man Upstairs: [Emmet sees the larger Lego pieces piled together in a box, he notices Finn looking sad] Look, I move your stuff over near to the decorations. All those bricks, you can build anything you want. Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called "let's put everything back the way you found it.

Finn: But, Dad, you don't understand…

The Man Upstairs: [he turns goes over to the nearby table and picks up a tube of Krazy Glue] So I can make things they way they're supposed to be. Permanently.

Emmet: [back in the Lego world, Lord Business tries to stop the citizens from fighting back] More Kragles?!

Lord Business: [he releases a bunch of micro-managers onto the city and they start attacking, then we see Finn's father is actually the micro-manger as using the Krazy Glue to stick a flying Lego truck the onto the Lego board] This rebellion ends right now!

Bricksburg Citizen: [then we see a Lego fireman who's build a machine out of his fire truck to fight off the micro-managers] Oh, no!

Fireman: [Finn's father goes to pick up the fireman's truck; Finn's father destroys the assembled fire truck Lego piece; we see one of Emmet's neighbors, Sharon, who's build a sled with her cats tied to the front as they rush away from the micro-managers] Ha-ha! Fire in the hole! Wait! What's happening? No, wait! No, we're going down! No!

Cat: Meow. Meow.

Sharon: [the micro-manager gets her which is Finn's father gluing Sharon to the Lego board.] Hold on, dear, we're coming for you. Ah!

Emmet: Stop!

Sharon: [Emmet watches in horror as Finn's father continues to glue the Lego pieces] Oh no!

Metal Beard: Arr, there be too many micro-managers!

The Man Upstairs: What am I holding here?

Finn: It's a battleship.

The Man Upstairs: [he throws Batman off the spaceship then picks up Metal Beard; he throws Metal Beard down and he lands next to Batman] No, it's a hodge-podge that's what it is. What's Batman doing on it? What is this? A robot pirate?

Batman: [Emmet watches all this in horror as Finn holds him] Dang it.

Emmet: [Finn's father notices Emmet in Finn's hand] Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!

The Man Upstairs: [he takes Emmet from Finn] You got glue all over that construction worker. Here, give that to me.

Emmet: [he looks down and sees all his friends scattered all over the Lego board] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! All of those are my friends! No! Stop it!

Metal Beard: We were a hearty crew, but it be… it be over.

Emmet: [Finn's father turns Emmet around in his hand and Emmet notices the Piece of Resistance on the floor] No! The Piece of Resistance! I can still save them.

The Man Upstairs: [he places Emmet on his work table] Let's get this gunk off this construction worker.

Finn: He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.

The Man Upstairs: [as Emmet lies on the table] No, he's not. He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was. Now, where is my Xacto knife?

Emmet: [Finn's father continues to look for his knife] I gotta get the Piece of Resistance. If I could get the attention of the smaller creature. I gotta move.

The Man Upstairs: [using all his strength Emmet manages to slightly move on the table catching Finn's father's eye, but he quickly dismisses and looks away; Emmet starts to twitch more on the table and every time he moves, Finn's father turns to look at him not sure of what he's seen. And as he turns back to look for his knife, Emmet tries to move again] Where is that? Alright.

Emmet: [he finally manages to move enough to drop himself off the table; this catches Finn's attention] M-m-move! Ow!

Finn: Uh, Dad?

The Man Upstairs: Yeah?

Finn: I think I saw the Xacto over there in Middle Zealand.

The Man Upstairs: Oh, great. Thank you.

Finn: [as he goes to get the knife, Finn quickly goes over and picks Emmet from the floor and hands him the Piece of Resistance; he then turns and looks at a cat poster with the phrase "Believe" written on it which Emmet also notices, he then remembers what Vitruvius had told him. And then, suddenly, the cat's mouth on the poster starts moving as Vitruvius speaks] You're welcome. It's up to you now, Emmet.

Vitruvius: [Finn uses a magic Lego portal that he's built to send Emmet down, where he can start moving again, and crashes back in Bricksburg.] Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.

Wyldstyle: [footage of Emmet is shown] Hey, everybody. You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me. I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this. This is Emmet. And he was just like all of you. A face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. He was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him. And I owe you an apology, because I used to look down on people like that. Wyldstyle's broadcast is watched by all Lego citizens across the realms in the universe, including Middle Zealand where a knight is reading out form a scroll]

Knight: I used to think they were followers with no ideas or brains.

Wyldstyle: [the Lego citizens start putting Lego pieces together and building things; the citizens start cheering; suddenly, they are interrupted as the robots appear in the studio] Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas. And if they seemed weird, and kind of pointless, they actually came closer than anyone else to saving the universe. And now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads. All of you have the ability inside of you to be a ground breaker. And I mean literally, break the ground! Peel off the pieces, and tear apart your walls! Build things only you could build, defend yourselves! We need to fight back against President Business's plans to freeze us! Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday, it will be known as Freedom Friday! But still on a Tuesday!

Robot: [just as the robots are about to attack, they are quickly killed off by Bad Cop] End of the line!

Wylstyle: Bad Cop?

Bad Cop: [draws a new face for Good Cop with a dark-gray marker] I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere.

Scribble Cop (Good Cop): I'll hold these guys off. You go stop em. Yay!

Metalbeard: [suddenly, Benny starts having an idea] Great idea! But how will we get there?

Voice Man: T-minus 10, 9, 8...

Benny: I could, eeehhh...

Voice Man: ...7, 6, 5, 4...

Benny: I could build a...

Voice Man: ...3, 2...

Benny: I could build a...

Voice Man: ...1!

Benny: [he looks around to see if anyone disagrees] I could build a spaceship! You-you're not-you're not going to say "No"?

Scribble Cop: Build away, whatever your name is!

Benny: [laughs and jumps around in excitement as he quickly assembles a spaceship; Benny and the team fly the spaceship through the different realms; the team are spotted by the robots] SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!

Robot: [the robots chase after the spaceship in their aircraft and start shooting at it] All units, attack that spaceship!

Benny: [quickly steers the spaceship away from sight] SPACESHIP!

Robot: [suddenly, the spaceship flies up through the robots' aircraft destroying them] Where did he go?!

Benny: SPACESHIP!

Unikitty: [as they fly over Bricksburg; the citizens have built aircraft which they are using to attack Lord Business's robots] Wyldstyle, look! It's the citizens!

Abraham Lincoln: And don't forget us, we're Master Builders.

Lord Business: What is going on?! You stop building that stuff! Just stop it!

Benny: Emmet, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Emmet: Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be.

Vitruvius: [suddenly, Emmet hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice] Emmet.

Emmet: Who said that?

Vitruvius: [Vitruvius's ghostly form appears behind Emmet; he glides over to face Emmet] I did. I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.

Emmet: But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?

Vitruvius: [the ghostly form of Vitruvius starts to glide away] Because the world depends on it. Ooooh!

Computer: Zapping termination in thirty-five Mississippi...

Emmet: WHAT?!

Computer: [as the countdown continues, Emmet gets an idea, manages to dislodge the battery from its holding place and rolls himself with the battery toward the window] Thirty-four Mississippi, thirty-three Mississippi, thirty-two Mississippi, thirty-one Mississippi, thirty Mississippi, twenty-nine Mississippi, twenty-eight Mississippi, twenty-seven Mississippi, twenty-six Mississippi, twenty-five Mississippi...

Wyldstyle: [Emmet rolls himself towards the edge of the broken window and looks down into the abyss] Emmet! What are you...?

Emmet: [he looks back at Wyldstyle] Whoa! Lucy!

Wyldstyle: Wait! What are you...? What are you...?

Emmet: [Wyldstyle realizing what he is planning to do] Now it's your turn to be the hero.

Computer: Thirteen, Mississippi.

Wyldstyle: No!

Computer: Twelve Mississippi, Eleven Mississippi...

Emmet: See you later, alligator.

Computer: Ten Mississippi...

Wyldstyle: [Emmet jumps out the broken window] Don't!

Computer: Nine Mississippi, eight Mississippi...

Wyldstyle: [gasps; as the computer countdown continues, Emmet starts falling into the abyss] No, Emmet!

Computer: Seven Mississippi, six Mississippi...

Emmet: Aaah!

Computer: [as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss, the battery he's strapped to snaps off the wires; as the detonation sequence deactivates, the Master Builders are freed from their captivity] Five Mississippi, four Mississippi, three Mississippi, two Mississippi... One Mississippi, zero, Missi- Error. Termination failure.

Wyldstyle: [she rushes over to the edge of the window, and look down into the abyss.; the other Master Builders gather round] Emmet! NOOOOO!!!

Gandalf: He... he saved us.

Unikitty: Well, what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?

Superman: Does anyone have any ideas?

Benny: Emmet had ideas.

Metal Beard: [suddenly, Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued] Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he?

Emmet: Vitruvius! NO! Vitruvius.

Vitruvius: My sweet Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.

Emmet: I know, I'm doing my best, but I d-

Vitruvius: The prophecy... I made it up.

Emmet: What?

Vitruvius: I made it up. It's not true.

Emmet: But that means I'm just... I'm not the Special?

Vitruvius: [?; dies] You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history… BLEAGH!!!

Emmet: [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots] No. No.

Lord Business: [the robots strapped each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats; the micro-manager robot picks up Emmet and strapped him onto a battery] Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-0!

Robots: [the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet] Yes, Lord Business.

Lord Business: [uses the razor to cuts the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back; he accidentally throws the Piece of Resistance through the window, breaking it.] Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. And the next minute… you're nobody! Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room. Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!

Wyldstyle: No!

Lord Business: [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss; he turns to his robots; his presses the button] Bye-bye, forever! Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! ROBOTS! RELEASE THE KRAGLE! START THE COUNTDOWN! and Computer?

Computer: Yes, sir?

Emmet: Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

Batman: [suddenly, Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive] Need a hyperdrive?

Emmet: No way!

Wyldstyle: Babe!

Emmet: I knew it! I knew that!

Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] You really had me there!

Batman: Those guys were so lame, all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.

Benny: But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

Han Solo: [cut to the Millennium Falcon] Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!

Batman: Nah, they'll be fine.

Emmet: [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

Unikitty: Sorry.

Wyldstyle: [picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions] Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.

Batman: [kicks Lego pieces in frustration] What do I even...? I-I can't...!

Emmet: Nice. Step 2, we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.

Robot: [in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat] Space ID.

Batman: I have a drive-on.

Robot: Who are you here to see?

Batman: I am here to see... your butt.

Robot: [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- OH, MY GOSH!

Batman: [Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button but fails to hit it; throws another which still doesn't hit it; throws another and misses again; he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green; after they enter into Octan Tower] Pow! Wham! Kezap! First try!

Emmet: [they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves; as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room] Step 3, we break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. Step 4, Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room.

Computer: Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.

Robot: 10-4!

Benny: [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.] Uh-oh!

Robot: [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine; the robot starts photocopying his butt, both robots laugh and suddenly Metalbeard transforms back and destroys the two robots] Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Do it!

Benny: Metalbeard, that was awesome!

Metalbeard: First law of the sea, never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

Emmet: [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer] Once inside they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield.

Computer: I'm the computer.

Benny: [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Cool, talking computer! Please disable the shield systems.

Computer: [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer] Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title.

Emmet: [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall] Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed.

Vitruvius: Okay.

Emmet: [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting] Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan.

Lord Business: [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room] I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that?

Bruce Wayne: [cut to the group as they are going through their plan] I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

Batman: [chuckles; the others, all clearly aware who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence, Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room] Bruce Wayne?!? Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.

Bruce Wayne: We'd like to invest in your company, your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.

Lord Business: It is indeed super sweet.

Bruce Wayne: Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?

Lord Business: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.

Bruce Wayne: Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?

Unikitty: Embarrassing.

Lord Business: Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.

Bruce Wayne: Great call.

Lord Business: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.

Robot: Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!

Gandalf: [suddenly, the device attached to their heads initiates and they all start coming up with the instructions] We'll never help-! Whatever you say, boss!

Emmet: [cut to the group having their planning meeting; points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. Is that me exploding?

Vitruvius: Uh, I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?

Emmet: No! But it might not, right?

Vitruvius: Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.

Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

Unikitty: So, why did you come back?

Metalbeard: [everyone turns to look at Emmet's double-decker couch] This bedoubled land couch. I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Vitruvius: So Special, what do we do?

Emmet: Well, what's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?

Benny: Build a spaceship?

Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?

Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!

Metalbeard: [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪] Why, this.

Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.

Benny: Don't do that.

Unikitty: Sounds weird, don’t it?

Emmet: No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! You could save the universe!

Vitruvius: Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Emmet: Really?

Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.

Emmet: [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE! I call this, "Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world". I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.

Vitruvius: How will we get inside?

Emmet: [whispers] In a spaceship!

Benny: [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship] SPACESHIP!

Batman: Great idea, a Bat spaceship.

Emmet: No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.

Batman: One of those sounds awesome to me.

Emmet: My idea is to build a spaceship that's exactly like all the other Octan Delivery Spaceships.

Benny: So not the special spaceship that I'm...I'm building for all of you right now?

Emmet: Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.

Benny: [he kicks his spaceship and it falls to pieces again] Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here!

Batman: Yeah, but according to your precious instructions, this ship needs a hyperdrive. We don't have that part.

Benny: Maybe we could find one!

Batman: [suddenly, a spaceship appears behind them; Star Wars main theme plays; the Millennium Falcon shows up and stops next to Metalbeard's ship] What do yo think, a spaceship's just gonna appear out of the blue? Are you kidding me?! The same thing!

Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.

Unikitty: Yeah!

Wyldstyle: The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!

Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.

Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.

Batman: [suddenly, a big, gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big, gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. My gosh!

Metalbeard: [he drives his pirate ship and picks up the double-decker couch] Avast, maties! I have returned!

Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!

Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman. They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe. Robots!

Robot: [the robots strap a device to Superman's head] Beep.

Superman: [groans; shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] No, no! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Can't get much worse than this.

Green Lantern: Uh, hello, neighbor.

Superman: Oh, no.

Green Lantern: It's Green Lantern. Oh my gosh, we’re roommates. How crazy is that?

Superman: Does anyone have some kryptonite that they can give me?

Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointed on so many levels.

Vitruvius: [A shot of water rising in the sub] Why are my pants cold and wet? Uh...

Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!

Unikitty: The walls are crying!

Wyldstyle: Oh, this thing's falling apart!

Benny: [as he tries to plug a hole; screams; as the submarine starts to fall apart] We're falling apart at the seams!

Batman: [Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him] We've got to hold it together! This is not how Batman dies!

Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!

Emmet: Wyldstyle!

Wyldstyle: [gasps; the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface, where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around] Deep breath! Deep breath, everybody!!

Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?

Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.

Bad Cop: [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search; they all depart from the wreckage] Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to. We have got to find that piece. Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: the Special is no more!

Bad Cop: [the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them; suddenly the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down; as they get closer to the water] Stop him, stop him! Don't let him get to the water!

Wyldstyle: [A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. Bad Cop grunts and throws the chair into the ocean] Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under!

Wonder Woman: Oh, no.

Shaq: Y’all ready for this? Oh no! They were ready for that.

Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Bad Cop: [to his robots; they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum] Because it's Kragled. Machine gum! Fire!

Superman: [screams] I can't move.

Green Lantern: [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams; he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! My legs are stuck as well!

Superman: I super hate you.

Emmet: [as the robots have got hold of Emmet] Ow, you're pulling my torso off!

Wyldstyle: Babe, help me get him out of here!

Batman: I said every man for himself.

Wyldstyle: [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] Hey, you gotta be there for me.

Batman: [reluctantly goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine! Fine, fine, fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine!

Wyldstyle: I need you to have a better attitude about it!

Batman: [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots] I've a great attitude!

Bad Cop: [Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot; he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him cornered! Where did he go?

Unikitty: Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!

Wyldstyle: Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!

Emmet: [suddenly, the space guy comes over to them] Can't we build something?

Benny: [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works; Benny singing] Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!

Wyldstyle: No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.

Benny: [Benny chuckles; looks visibly disappointed as he kicks his half-built spaceship and it falls apart] That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. Anyway, that's cool.

Unikitty: Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?

Batman: How about we went underwater?

Emmet: In a submarine!

Batman: Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.

Unikitty: With rainbows!

Vitruvius: And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.

Benny: Like an underwater spaceship!

Emmet: But we can't build all of them at once!

Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, Unikitty and Vitruvius: [as they stick together like a team for a moment] READY? BREAK!

Emmet: [as the others go off-screen] Okay.

Emmet: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds or cuckoos.

Vitruvius: No, no. This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...

Emmet: [the Batwing dives as a dragon swoops down] DRAGON!

Vitruvius: [Batman transforms the Batwing into the Batmobile, lands the car into a forest area and drives through the woods] Yeah, that too. Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...

Batman: [Batman turns on his stereo, sending heavy metal blasting through the Batmobile, making Emmet and Vitruvius bounce in the back] Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark!

Emmet: Aaah! Can you turn that down a little bit?!

Batman: [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music; to Emmet and Vitruvius; the song continues] This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! Darkness! It's about how I'm an orphan! No parents!

Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Emmet: [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead; as they reach the rainbow] Well, I'm dark and brooding too! Look, a rainbow!

Vitruvius: [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top; an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears, and they are surrounded by clouds; he turns and knocks once with his scepter on the cloud door, after a short pause the door bursts open and as they enter inside they hear music being played and everyone is happy and dancing around.] So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top and park the car. Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. Now, I just need to give the secret knock.

Emmet: I'm not sure about this place and what I am supposed to do.

Unikitty: [[w:Pikwik Pack|Pikwik Pack] Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land, presented by ]!

Emmet: But there are no signs or anything! How can people know what not to do?

Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

Wyldstyle: You just said the word, "no", like a million times.

Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.

Batman: I hate this place.

Unikitty: [angry tone; [w:The Last Roundup (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)|EVER; normal tone] All ideas are the good ones, except the not-so-good ideas. Those that push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, ]... find them! Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog!

Emmet: The what?

French Narrator: Meanwhile, at the dog...

Emmet: [Emmet gasps; [Superman] Is that ]?

Statue of Liberty: Bonjour.

Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?

Green Lantern: [appears from behind Emmet] Hey, Superman!

Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?

Green Lantern: [fixing his mask] Lantern. Green Lantern.

Superman: Yeah, yeah.

Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?

Superman: [Superman quickly flies off] Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton.

Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?

Vitruvius: [[w:SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob SquarePants; [Robin Hood; [The Hobbit|Gandalf; [w:Pete the Cat|Pete the Cat] My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: ], ], Mermaid Lady, ], ], Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy...

Benny: Hello!

Vitruvius: [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage; [w:List of Max & Ruby episodes|Vampire Max; [Michelangelo; [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo; [Cleopatra] ...2002 NBA All-Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, ], ], ] and ]. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.

Gandalf: Have the young man step forward.

Vitruvius: [says it incorrectly] As you wish, Dubbledore.

Gandalf: I’m Gandalf.

Dumbledore: It's pronounced Dumbledore.

Vitruvius: Dubbledore?

Dumbledore: No, Dumbledore.

Vitruvius: I thought you said Dubbledore.

Gandalf: Vitruvius?!

Vitruvius: [to Emmet] Ah, we gotta write all that down cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech. Go ahead man, you got this.

Emmet: [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. He clears his throat; referring to the Piece of Resistance; the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment; gets interrupted] Okay. Hello, I'm Emmet. Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance. Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but...

Metalbeard: [the audience gasps] REALLY HARD?! Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Emmet: Who are you?

Metalbeard: The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.

Vitruvius: [Metalbeard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office] Oh, great. Here we go again.

Metalbeard: [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away; Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again] I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap, and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with just me head... and organs!

Emmet: [disturbed] Okay.

Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.

Metalbeard: [the other Master Builders shout in outrage] WHAT?! WHAT THE HECK?!

Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! Please.

William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!

Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general. In fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking; "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?

Vampire Max: Grrrg!

Unikitty: Oh, no! Now everyone will pan The Lego Movie!

Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

Pete the Cat: No!

Gandalf: You're a butt!

Dumbledore: [Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving] Yes.

Metalbeard: [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs] You all be on your own! I be leaved this lost cause!

Emmet: Why are you leaving?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You’re the worst special person that’s ever lived!

Abraham Lincoln: [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like a spaceship] A house divided against itself would be better than this.

Emmet: [nearly gets hit by a falling object; a Master Builder throws cheese at him; another Master Builder throws a DVD disc at him; yet another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! We can still do this! Oh! Right?

Master Builder #1: You're not even a bit special.

Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet; the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong.

Master Builder #2: [[w:Box-office bomb|You're a huge disappointment!] ]

Master Builder #3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Master Builder #4: Special? Not!

Emmet: [Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, crashes through the eye of the dog, and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder] I was wrong.

Superman: It's the orb of Tee-te-list!

Bad Cop: [[Scooby-Doo|Ruh-roh,; [The Bad Guys (film)|it's the bad guys.] ] ]

Vitruvius: [as they float around Emmet's empty mind] There must be something around here that proves his potential. If The Man Upstairs chose him to the Special, there must be a reason.

Emmet: Who's The Man Upstairs?

Wyldstyle: See? He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs.

Emmet: [suddenly, they turn to see Emmet being raised up on a large human-like hand] Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?

Wyldstyle: [Emmet turns and notices he's standing on a large hand] Wait. You've seen the...?

Emmet: Wow! That's what I was just thinking about!

Wyldstyle: How did you...?

Emmet: I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece. Well, I... I mean I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really dream...

Vitruvius: Emmet, you had a vision.

Emmet: I did?

Vitruvius: Master Builders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs. And yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place. With proper training you could become a great Master Builder.

Emmet: I could?

Vitruvius: The prophecy chose you, Emmet.

Emmet: But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.

Vitruvius: All you have to do is to believe, then you will see everything. Are you ready, my son?

Emmet: Yes, I am. I think.

Vitruvius: Then, we haven't a moment to lose. We must assemble the Master Builders.

Emmet: [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head; Vitruvius pulls off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head] What are you doing?

Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.

Emmet: WHAT?!

Vitruvius: [starts chanting in a magical language; Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space] ...to prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder.

Emmet: Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.

Wyldstyle: Mm-Hmmm.

Vitruvius: I'm not hearin a lot of activity here.

Wyldstyle: I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.

Emmet: [chuckles; a TV forms behind him; a couch forms behind him; the couch forms into a double decker couch; dead silence] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. And I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? Introducing the Double Decker Couch. So everyone could watch TV, together, and be buddies!

Wyldstyle: That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Vitruvius: [to Emmet] Please, Wyldstyle. Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.

Lord Business: [Lord Business comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder; camera pans down to show the abyss going to a different world then returns to the two. He picks up Bad Cop, takes him to the large glass window, and bangs his head against it] Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closet to me and just... THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS! I wanna do it so bad!

Bad Cop: I know you do, sir. But please! Please, don't.

Lord Business: [as he throws Bad Cop aside; he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle; his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out; we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue. Bad Cop gasps; the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: THE KRAZY, RASCALLY, ASSISTANT, GLUE, LOCKER, ERASER!!! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS... THE KRAGLE! IT WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, FOREVER! As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs while sucking up apples and trees. I can also call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So, on Taco Tuesday, it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. I'll show you how it works.

Wyldstyle: [Emmet and Wyldstyle enter the secret tunnel that closes, which causes the police cars and helicopter to crash and burn up] Oh, no.

Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!

Voice: Hey...

Emmet: What is that?

Voice: Come here…

Emmet: What do I do? I don’t have my instructions!

Voice: Touch the Piece…

Emmet: I feel like maybe I should touch that.

Voice: [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block] It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece...

Emmet: [becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual] Uh...

Voice: Touch the--

Vitruvius: [Emmet falls, screaming; Emmet is still falling; cat meows] A Special one with face of yellow... ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... ...this Master Builder... ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...

Wyldstyle: Come on, everyone, protect the Special!?

Vitruvius: [Emmet then passes out] ...the Special has arisen.

Boy: It's your turn to be the hero.

Bad Cop: [as Emmet slowly wakes, he hears Bad Cop's voice] Wake up.

Emmet: [waked up] Ugh...

Bad Cop: Come on, wake up! Where are the Master Builders?! How did you find the Piece of Resistance?! Eh?! Where are the others hiding?

Emmet: [Emmet hears a voice interrogating him as he opens his eyes; in normal voice] Good morning, apartment...?

Bad Cop: [in normal voice; shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake] Wake up!

Emmet: Aah!

Bad Cop: How did you find the Piece of Resistance?!

Emmet: The Piece of what?

Bad Cop: [Bad Cop knocks a chair aside in anger. We see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to a chair] The Piece of Resistance.

Emmet: I-I-I don't-where am I? What's happening?!

Bad Cop: What's happening? Playing dumb, Master Builder.

Emmet: No, I... "Master Builder"?

Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?

Emmet: No, I...

Bad Cop: Or the Special?

Emmet: No! No, I...

Bad Cop: [Bad Cop backflips and starts to kick and wrestle a chair.] You're a liar! We'll kill ya.

Emmet: [Bad Cop chuckles; Emmet ducks as Bad Cop throws the chair to the wall] Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn't there supposed to also be a--? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop?!

Bad Cop: [switches head] Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.

Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

Emmet: Yeah, actually-

Bad Cop: [switches back to his face; smacks the glass away; grunts] Too bad. Security cameras picked up this. You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.

Emmet: That's disgusting!

Bad Cop: Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?!

Emmet: [peers back with the blue cap, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back with a blue cap, and screams in alarm] Get it off me! It won't come off, it's chasing me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back!

Good Cop: Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Emmet: [suddenly Bad Cop appears beside Emmet, making him scream] Great!

Bad Cop: I "believe" you, too. You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you. Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?

Emmet: [flashback books; flashback ends] President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... ...Wait a minute.

Bad Cop: C'mon, you can't be this stupid.

Emmet: Look, c'mon, that is a misunderstanding, I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missin me right now, they're probably out looking around! "Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?" And you know what? Ask all my friends, they'll tell you.

Bad Cop: [he turns on the TV monitor which shows Emmet's construction work colleagues being interviewed about Emmet] Oh, we asked them alright. Boom!

Frank: That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

Emmet: See!

Jim: Yeah, he's kind of your average, normal, kind of guy.

Emmet: Thank you.

Jim: But you know, he's just... he's just like normal like us. Yeah, he... he's just that special.

Gail: Wait I'm so confused. Who are we talking about?

Gail: Wait, does he work with us?

Emmet: Gail doesn't remember me?

Barry: Look at Randy here, he likes sausage. That's something. Gail is perky, that's something. :Harry: ...well!

Frank: [he just looks into the camera showing no emotion, Emmet, now looking really upset, continues to watch his friends being interviewed] When you say Harry, I go... a-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha When you say the other guy, I go...

Surfer Dave: I know that guy, but I know like zippy-zap about him.

Emmet: We just talked earlier.

Frank: And I mean, only does he is say yes to everything everybody else is doing.

Larry The Barista: [he talks to a customer] You know, I've got him like over the little bit of a...blank slate, I guess. That'll be forty-two $42 dollars, please.

Barry: We all have something that makes us something, and Emmet is...nothing.

Emmet: There you go. I told you I wasn't a nobody.

Emmet: Step 13: Enjoy popular music.

Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's Everything Is Awesome.

Emmet: [Everything Is Awesome starts playing; Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way; waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street] Oh, my gosh! I love this song! Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile.

Paper Boy: Paper!

Emmet: [a train full of passengers appears] Always root for the local sports team.

LEGO® Citizens: Go, SPORTS TEAM!!

Emmet: [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Always return a compliment. Hey, you look nice!

LEGO® Citizens: [turn to Emmet] So do you!

Emmet: [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee] Drink overpriced coffee!

Larry The Barista: [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement] Here you go, that's $37.

Emmet: [Laughing; Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same] Awesome!

Construction Worker: [everyone laughs and replies at the same time] Did you see Where are my Pants? last night?

Emmet: [chuckles] Classic episode!

Foreman: [“Everything Is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position; the workers start blowing up the buildings] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the instructions!

Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need one-by-two keyhole!

Emmet: No problem, Michael.

Construction Worker #2: Two-by-two macaroni over here.

Emmet: Two-by-two macaroni flying in! Here's one, Mel.

Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a one-by-one with an indented stud on one side!

Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!

Emmet: Roger that, Roger.

Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.

Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?

Emmet: Thanks, Gail.

Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.

Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I can sing this song for hours!

French Narrator: 5 hours later…

Barry: [an explosion occurs, and everyone cheers; Gail laughs; as the other constructions workers start to leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention] When you're part of a team! Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get CRAZY?!

Emmet: Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!

Construction Worker #6: Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Emmet: Croissants? I love croissants!!!

Construction Worker #7: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!

Emmet: [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them; Emmet runs into a construction post and falls. A gust of wind blows his instructions away; Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off; he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble; Emmet laughs, relieved, as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave but stops when he hears a whoosh] Giant sausages, no way! You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you...? Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! Oh, where did it go? Oh, there you are. I think I heard a whoosh.

Vitruvius: [cut to two knights guarding the door] He's coming... Cover your butt.

Knight: [Lord Business bursts in, knocking the door two guards off the bridge] Cover the what?

Lord Business: [laughs evilly, removed his [[Jim Carrey; cut to Vitruvius as the camera also zooms into him] ] mask as the camera zooms into him] Vitruvius!

Vitruvius: [cut to Lord Business as extends his legs and Vitruvius] Lord Business.

Lord Business: [cuts to Lord Business] You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. Robots, destroy him!

Robot: [monotone; the robots marched in; cuts to Vitruvius] Yes, Lord Business.

Vitruvius: [he summons bats to attack Lord Business; a red laser pointer shoots at Vitruvius, blinding him] Your robots are no match for a Master Builder, for I see everything! My eyes! Ow!

Lord Business: [after knocking down Vitruvius, Lord Business goes over to the Kragle; He opens the case. We see something glowing; laughs evilly as his horns shoot fire] The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine. Oh, the Kragle! Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!

Robot: [his robots start carrying the Kragle away] I can feel you.

Lord Business: WHOO! Nothing's gonna stop me now!

Vitruvius: Wait, there's a prophecy.

Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy.

Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.

Lord Business: [he turns to Vitruvius; Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly, his eyes shine brightly] Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break!

Vitruvius: [as he tells the prophecy, his glowing eyes visions of the Lego brick; a Lego minifigure; and the minifigure falls down into strange world] One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes.

Lord Business: [sarcastically; Business kicks Vitruvius off the ledge with his giant robot leg] Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend... that you made up.

Vitruvius: Ahhhhhh!

Lord Business: [Business also kicks the Special off the ledge with his giant robot leg] A special one? What a bunch of hippy-dippy baloney!

Emmet Brickowski: [cuts to the row of bookshelf; he looks for it and grabs a book from a shelf; cuts to a close-up instruction book; he reads the front cover manual; cuts to Emmet inhales and exhales deeply; cuts to the page of instruction book; cut to exterior apartment; all the Lego citizens opening their windows and yelling] Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, clock. Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! Ah, here it is! The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; breathe. Okay, got that one down. Step two; greet the day, smile and say...

LEGO® Citizens: [the citizens all say, "Good morning, city!"; camera zooms out to show the city] Good morning, city!

Citizen: [cuts to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual] Good morning, city! Top of the morning to you, city!

Emmet: [he start jumping on the spot; cuts to the page of instruction book; cuts to Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself; he screams as the soap gets into his eyes; cuts Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving; he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair; cuts to the page of instruction book; cuts to Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes; he turns back into his apartment; cut to his bedroom quickly trying on different outfits; he finally wears his construction uniform; cuts to kitchen, where Emmet is making breakfast; Emmet rips and eats the instructions off-screen; cut to him sitting in his living room eating his breakfast alone, he turns to his plant; he turns on the television; cuts to the front TV showing President Business giving a presentation] Step three; exercise. Jumping jacks, hit em! One! Two! Three! I am so pumped up! Step four; shower. And always be sure to keep the soap out of your--- ahhh! Shave your face, brush your teeth. Comb your hair. Wear clothes. Oop! Almost forgot that one! No. No. Uh-uh. No. Not that. Wrong. And that's it, check. Step 10: eat the instructions. Step 11: eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life. Hey, Planty! What do you want to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too!

President Business: [whispers into microphone; shouting; mariachi band shows up and confetti falls down as they celebrating and dancing; cut to Emmet] Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take extra care to follow the instructions... ...or you'll be put to sleep. And DON'T forget Taco Tuesday's comin next week! That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody!

Emmet: [suddenly, Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom] You have a great day, too, President Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of... wait! Did he say put to sleep?!

TV Presenter: Tonight on "Where are my Pants?

Actor on TV Show: [he steps out showing that he's not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter; cut to Emmet laughs hard at this and falls of the couch] Honey? Where are my pants?

Emmet: [scene cuts to the page of instruction book; camera pans right to Emmet’s neighbors walk by] What was I just thinking? I don't care. Step 12: Greet your neighbors. Hey Joe.

Plumber Joe: Hey, pal!

Emmet: [dodges a pipe] Whoa ho ho! Hey Surfer Dave.

Emmet: See you later, alligator..

Emmet: Pow pow! Bullet bullet! Gun!

Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I can sing this song for hours!

Emmet: Step 9: Eat special breakfast

Emmet: Step 4: Shower

Emmet: Step 3: Exercise

Emmet: Step 2: Greet the Day, Smile and Say

Emmet: Step 1: Breathe ( breathes deeply )