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Humor in Dark Situations
Josh Faraday
I ever tell you about a man I knew, fell off the roof of a five story building? Every floor he passed on the way down, they heard him yell, So far, so good! He's dead now. Hey, Sam, have I made good on my horse yet?
[pause]
Sam Chisolm
So far, so good.
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The Value of Justice in Numbers
Taglines
Justice has a number.
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Drunken Apology and Its Consequences
Drunk
I ain't paying for no damn cheat.
Friend
Don't mind him, Mr. Robicheaux. He's drunk. He don't mean anything by it.
Drunk
Goodnight Robicheaux? Sir, if I'd known that was your man, I never would have spoken so disrespectfully.
Goodnight Robicheaux
That's alright, son. You can just pay me double.
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A Job Offer in Uncertain Times
Josh Faraday
Our paths cross again. To what do I owe the pleasure?
Sam Chisolm
Took a job. Looking for some men to join me.
Josh Faraday
Is there money in it?
Josh Faraday
And who's she?
Sam Chisolm
Joan of Arc.
Emma Cullen
My name's Emma Cullen. And this is my associate, Teddy Q.
Josh Faraday
Well, I do have an affinity for shiny things. Is it difficult?
[tosses the bag back to her]
Sam Chisolm
Impossible.
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Finding Hope in Despair
Goodnight Robicheaux
Why do you waste your time on a piece of rebel trash like me?
Sam Chisolm
What we lost in the fire, we will find in the ashes.
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The Dilemma of Violence and Choice
Preacher
The spirit is willing, but we are not killers.
Sam Chisolm
No one is, until they're looking down the barrel of a gun.
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Luck and One-Eyed Jacks in Life
Josh Faraday
I always been lucky on one-eyed jacks.
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A Call for Justice and Remembrance
Sam Chisolm
Pray with me, then. Let's pray. Pray for my mother, who your men raped. Pray for my sisters, who your men murdered. Did you pray when they strung me up?
[undoes his collar to reveal a scar on his throat]
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Justice and Revenge in The Magnificent Seven
Emma Cullen
He made them murder my husband, he will take everything we have.
Sam Chisolm
So you seek revenge?
Emma Cullen
I seek righteousness, as should we all. But I'll take revenge.
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Courage and Honor in Sacrifice
Emma Cullen
Whatever they were in life, here, at the end, each man stood with courage and honor. They fought for the ones who couldn't fight for themselves, and they died for them, too. All to win something that didn't belong to them. It was...magnificent.
[narrating]
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A Humorous Observation on Unusual Sightings
Josh Faraday
I believe that bear was wearing people clothes.
[referring to Jack Horne]
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A Father's Wisdom in Conversation
Goodnight Robicheaux
This reminds me of what my daddy always used to say.
[pinned down by enemy fire]
Billy Rocks
What's that, Goody?
Goodnight Robicheaux
Well, you know, my daddy said a lot of things.
[pause; both laugh]
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Uneven Exchanges Among Companions
Sam Chisolm
How are you doing?
Josh Faraday
So far, so good. I might need a new vest.
Sam Chisolm
Hey. Know what? We're even. For the horse, you don't owe me anything.
Josh Faraday
Well, you owe me.
Sam Chisolm
What's that?
Josh Faraday
Cover.
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Reciprocity in Relationships
Vasquez
Well, the lady just did some poking and sticking for you. Maybe you should consider returning the favor, you know?
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Confronting the Threat of a Gatling Gun
Goodnight Robicheaux
They got the devil's breath! They got a goddamn Gatling gun!
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A Call for Justice and Protection
Emma Cullen
Sir... I have a proposition. We're decent people being driven from our homes. Slaughtered in cold blood.
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Wit and Humor in Conversation
Josh Faraday
Like being in one of them damn zoos.
[townsfolk all staring as they eat their dinner]
Goodnight Robicheaux
Fame is a sarcophagus.
Josh Faraday
You read those in a book, or you just make em up as you go?
Goodnight Robicheaux
I'll try to use one-syllable words from now on.
Josh Faraday
What... what's a syllable?
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Cultural Heritage and Conflict in Conversation
Goodnight Robicheaux
What a merry band, we are. Me a Grey, Chisolm a Blue, Billy a mysterious man of the Orient, a drunk Irishman, a Texican, a female and her gentlemen caller. This is not going to end well.
Vasquez
I'm Mexican, cabrón. No such thing as a "Texican.
Goodnight Robicheaux
Try telling that to my granddaddy. He died at the Alamo. New Orleans Greys, long barracks, bayonets. Blood, teeth. Mauled by a horde of teeming brown devils.
Vasquez
My grandfather was one of those devils, you know. Toluca Battalion. Hey, maybe my grandfather killed your grandfather, huh?
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Vasquez Comments on Snoring Habits
Vasquez
He doesn't snore much.
[referring to the corpse in his hide-out]
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The Value of Service and Respect
Jack Horne
To be in the service of others, with men I respect, like you all, I shouldn't have to ask for more than that.
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