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The Mighty Ducks Quotes

"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."

PG 1992 · 1h 41m
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The Mighty Ducks
The Importance of Playing Hockey Seriously
Gordon You guys STINK! I thought we came here to play hockey!
Peter Oh, I knew we forgot something.
[Sarcastically; Team laughs]
Gordon You think losing is funny?
Averman Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.
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Learning to Win Together
Taglines He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!
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Unexpected Responses to Authority
Police Officer Could you turn down the stereo?
Gordon Sure. I guess it was a widdle noisy.
Police Officer A "widdle"? Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct. Breath, blood or urine?
Gordon No, thanks. I'm full.
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Deciding Who Sucks on the Team
Averman By the way, just so know...we really suck.
[Before the team scrimmages for Gordon]
Gordon Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here.
Gordon They REALLY suck.
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A Moment of Frustration Among Friends
Karp Mom, I don't wanna go home...
[Mumbling]
Gordon Karp, how many fingers am I holding up?
[Holds up four fingers]
Peter He wouldn't know that anyway.
Gordon Shut up, Peter.
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The Essence of Teamwork and Belonging
Gordon Bombay A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn.
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Gratitude and Humor in Gordon Bombay's Words
Gordon Bombay Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
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Belief in Teamwork and Effort
Gordon You may make it. You may not, but that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Whoever thought we'd make it this far. One, two, three, triple deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, Charlie. Win or lose.
[to Charlie]
Charlie Thanks, Coach.
Gordon Go get em.
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Confrontation Between Coaches in The Mighty Ducks
Coach Jack Reilly You got something to say to me, Bombay?
Gordon To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down, Reilly.
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Job vs. Values in Youth Sports
Gerald Ducksworth Gordon, I'm going to make this very simple. Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some... game?
Gordon Let me ask you a question, Mr. Ducksworth. Are you prepared to fire me over some kids, some game?
Ducksworth Collect your personal belongings, Gordon. You're out of a job.
Gordon Yes, sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Duckworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
[losing his temper with Mr. Ducksworth; continues quacking in front of Mr. Ducksworth]
Ducksworth And Gordon, stop quacking!!
Gordon You may have paid for this jersey, sir, but you didn't earn it! I'll see you in the playoffs.
[continues quacking until he finally stops and speaks to Mr. Ducksworth; to Coach Reilly]
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Confrontation Between Coach and Player
Coach Jack Reilly Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was.
Jesse Hall Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!
[to Gordon]
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Gordon Bombay's Disdain for Children
Gordon Bombay I hate kids. They're barely human.
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Overcoming Challenges in Team Sports
Taglines They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious.
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Goalie Responsibilities and Misunderstandings
Goldberg Be careful, man. It almost hit me that time!
[to Charlie]
Charlie Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg Does that sound stupid to anyone else?
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Team's Struggles and Near Misses
Gordon What's our record, anyway?
Connie 0-9. One was really close, though, we only lost by 5. And we've almost scored a goal, too.
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