The Mouse That Roared Quotes

Tulley Bascombe My girl, and my bomb!

Taglines The Hilarious Story of How the Duchy of Grand Fenwick Waged War on the U.S. - and Won

Tulley Bascombe Men of Fenwick, where you hear the name of Grand Fenwick do your hearts swell with pride?

Men of Fenwick Yes!

Tulley Bascombe And if your country calls will you rush to enlist?

Men of Fenwick No!

Tulley Bascombe Oh.

Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy We must declare war on the United States.

Benter But we can never win such a war!

Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.

Taglines The New Screen Scream!

Grand Duchess Gloriana How did the war go?

Tulley Bascombe Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. I know it will come as a surprise, a pleasant one, I hope, but we sort of won.

General Snippet Remember, men, no matter what they do, don't talk.

U.S. Policeman What if they torture us?

General Snippet Just don't talk!

U.S. Policeman Can we scream a little?

Air Raid Warden in Physics Lab Why is it so different from an H-bomb?

Professor Alfred Kokintz H-bomb? This new bomb is based on quodium, which is 100 times more powerful than hydrogen.

Helen Kokintz My father uses an H-bomb just to trigger this one.

Tulley Bascombe Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military manner.

Tulley Bascombe There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.