The New Screen Scream Announcement
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The New Screen Scream!
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A Small Nation's Unexpected Victory
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The Hilarious Story of How the Duchy of Grand Fenwick Waged War on the U.S. - and Won
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Silence Under Pressure
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Remember, men, no matter what they do, don't talk.
U.S. Policeman:
What if they torture us?
General Snippet:
Just don't talk!
U.S. Policeman:
Can we scream a little?
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Unexpected Victory in the War
Grand Duchess Gloriana:
How did the war go?
Tulley Bascombe:
Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. I know it will come as a surprise, a pleasant one, I hope, but we sort of won.
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The Power of Quodium Explained
Air Raid Warden in Physics Lab:
Why is it so different from an H-bomb?
Professor Alfred Kokintz:
H-bomb? This new bomb is based on quodium, which is 100 times more powerful than hydrogen.
Helen Kokintz:
My father uses an H-bomb just to trigger this one.
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Patriotism and Reluctance in Fenwick
Tulley Bascombe:
Men of Fenwick, where you hear the name of Grand Fenwick do your hearts swell with pride?
Men of Fenwick:
Yes!
Tulley Bascombe:
And if your country calls will you rush to enlist?
Men of Fenwick:
No!
Tulley Bascombe:
Oh.
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Winning Peace Through Defeating America
Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy:
We must declare war on the United States.
Benter:
But we can never win such a war!
Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy:
Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.
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A Personal Connection to Destructive Power
Tulley Bascombe:
My girl, and my bomb!
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The Acceptable Nature of Surrender in War
Tulley Bascombe:
Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military manner.
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Profit in Losing to the United States
Tulley Bascombe:
There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.
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