The Mummy Returns Quotes

Izzy Whatever it is, whatever you want, O'Connell, I don't care! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the arse. I'm in mourning for my arse!

Rick O'Connell Folks, knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

Jonathan I told you! I told you!

Meela And your point is?

Jonathan My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.

Meela When did we make that arrangement?

Lock-Nah When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you.

Alex But until that time, you better be a little nicer to me. Now, where's my water?

Alex No ice?

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No.

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No!

Alex Are we there yet?

Lock-Nah No!

Alex Whoa! That was amazing! Perfect aim!

Lock-Nah What are you talking about? I missed.

Taglines The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better

Taglines He will rise again.

Imhotep I know you can understand me, little one. So you must listen carefully because it is you who are the chosen one. You who will take me to Ahm-Shere.

Alex What if I don't? What if I get a little lost?

Imhotep You are a strange little one. You are your father's son. But I know something you don't. This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.

Alex Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.

Imhotep Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?

Alex That part I missed. Hey, wait a minute, that means I only have five days left!

Imhotep And I believe it would be nice trying not to get lost, don’t you?

Alex My dad is going to kick your arse!

Imhotep Hmm. I do not think so.

Rick This is bad, Evy!

Evy We've had bad before.

Rick This is worse!

Taglines Adventure is reborn.

Rick Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God?

Ardeth Bay And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago.

Evelyn But how does the story end?

Ardeth Bay Only the journey is written, not the destination.

Rick Convenient.

Taglines The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better.

Alex Hey, the Book of the Dead!

Meela What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.

Alex Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?

Lock-Nah Silence!

Meela Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed while you're sleeping.

Ardeth Bay Five thousand years ago, a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King led a great army on a campaign to conquer the known world. After a vicious campaign that lasted seven long years, the Scorpion King and his army were defeated and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun, until only the great warrior himself was left alive. Near death, the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis, that if Anubis would spare his life and let him conquer his enemies, he would give him his soul. Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army, and like an evil flood, they washed away all that lay before them. When his task was done, Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. His army was returned to the sands from whence they came, where they wait, silently, to be awakened once again.