6 quotes
Questioning the Reality of Mounted Fish
Tommy Hinchcliffe
A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?
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Preference for Brief Explanations
Nick Craig
Where's my dough?
Tommy Hinchcliffe
It's a long story...
Nick Craig
I don't like long stories.
Tommy Hinchcliffe
You like short ones?
Nick Craig
Yeah.
Tommy Hinchcliffe
We ain't got the money.
Nick Craig
Why, you...
Tommy Hinchcliffe
Too short?
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Value of Loss Over Regrets
Tommy Hinchcliffe
It's no use crying over spilled milk. It's the nickel back for the bottle that I care about.
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Impending Threat from a Man in White
Tommy Hinchcliffe
A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man.
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Bravery in Facing Dental Pain
Ted Higgins
I'd like to have a tooth pulled. I want no anesthetic and I don't care how much it hurts.
Dentist's Assistant
Oh my, what a brave man you are! What tooth is it?
Ted Higgins
Show her the tooth.
[turns to Tommy]
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The Choke of the Century
Taglines
BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!
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