The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (2017) - Quotes

The Mayor: You destroyed LibertyLand! And now, you're gonna die.

The Mayor: [to Surly, who is above the balloon] Oh, I'm gonna mount your head on my wall.

The Mayor: [[Canada] So long, suckers. I hear ]'s nice this time of year.

The Mayor: [Chuckles] Time to eat my vegetables. And by vegetables, I mean ketchup.

The Mayor: Lie-Land"?

The Mayor: Ooh, some mangy little rodents think they can stop me?

The Mayor: Who wants a regular old park, when you can have an amusement park?

The Mayor: Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, welcome to Liberty Park. I think we call all agree that this boring old park needs a shot in the arm. Behold! LibertyLand! The greatest place on Earth!

The Mayor: [first lines, as he signs a permit; spins on his chair and laughs; the others clap; '''Board Member''': Hear hear!; holds the Deputy Mayor by the neck with his cane; he and the others laugh, '''Board Member''': Fore!; open the balcony doors; '''Deputy Mayor''': I'll look into it, sir. A dollar a climb?; grabs a bottle of champagne and pours it into his glass; laughing] Now that's my favorite thing about being mayor. You get to sign your own permits! Every square inch of this city is generating profits. How else can we skim enough off the top to build ourselves that private golf course? Am I right, people? But I got a thorn in my side. One part of this city puts nothin in my pocket. Liberty Park. Nothing but grass and trees sitting on premium city real estate, generates zero profit. And I can't very well charge children to climb trees, now can I? No need. I got bigger plans than trees.

Mr. Feng: IF YOU EVER COME BACK TO THE CITY, YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Mr. Feng: [backstory] We were peaceful and happy, but people called us vermin. They forced us out. They turned our home into a golf course. We hid in the city and vowed to transform from cute and peaceful to armed and dangerous. We trained with the kung fu masters of the Shaolin temple. We grew strong and made sure our home would never be in danger again.

Mr. Feng: We are in this together!

Mr. Feng: I'm a weapon of mouse destruction.

Mr. Feng: [repeated line] DON'T CALL ME CUTE!

Frankie: [to Precious; '''Precious''': Huh? How do you know my name?] Hey there, Precious. Wait you're name is actually Precious? Whoa. My name's Frankie. It's long for Frank.

Frankie: [first lines after getting hit by Precious] OK. Someone's gonna pay for that.

Precious: [after she was launched into the air] I may not be aerodynamic, but I'm an excellent projectile!

Precious: [after the Nut Shop explodes] Oh, no! The peanut butter machine was in there! Oh, I can still taste you on my lips.

Precious: [to Surly] This is my feminine charm!

Andie: Rise and shine, people. Today is gonna be a great day.

Andie: Surly, they've got everyone. The Groundhogs, Mole, even Buddy.

Andie: [to the chipmunks] Does anybody else think that's a good idea?

Surly: ['''Andie''': Surly!] It took a lot of clean-up to get rid of LibertyLand, but everyone in town pitched in. Turns out, some humans aren't half bad, sure they're ugly and they've got no fur, but they're not the half bad. So I bet you're wondering if I learned some huge lesson from ail this. Nope! I'm happy to say, I didn't learn a thing. Okay, fine. I learned that we're better together. When we put aside our differences and work as a team, there's nothing we can't do. Mr. Feng and his friends moved into the park and started exploring more peaceful pursuits. Oh, and one more thing. I learned to appreciate what was right in front of me.

Surly: I call that one the "Flying Squirrel".

Surly: [after watching Mr. Feng eat some Cotton Candy] That is a lot of sugar for a little guy.

Surly: You scared us, you cute little guy. Boop.

Surly: [about the doughnuts] * Deep-fried, honey-glazed, artery clogging jackpot.

Surly: [about the popcorn] * Salty, overpriced, snack food jackpot.

Surly: [about the restaurant] * Or should I say, le jackpot.

Surly: [first lines] You might think life is easy for a cute little squirrel with a fluffy tail, but it's not. Sure when kids see you in the park, they go "Aww!". If you're lucky, they give you nuts. If you're unlucky, they are nuts. Being a little guy means everything's out to get you. Bikes, cars, gum. But things got a whole lot better last summer when the nut shop went out of business, and left a lifetime supply of food in the basement. For once, the little guy at the bottom of the food chain came out on top.