16 quotes
The Dynamics of Relationships and Desire
Carly Whitten
Between the two of us he has the perfect woman, what else would he need?
Kate King
The one thing we're not giving him: sex.
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Brain Camp: A Humorous Misunderstanding
Kate King
They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp. Oh, really, you can go, and you lay on the beach and get tan and drink ginkgo balboa all day and then you come back and you're super smart.
Mark King
It's ginkgo biloba. Balboa was Rocky.
Kate King
Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.
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Justifying Marital Betrayal in Conversation
Carly Whitten
You wrecked two marriages!
Lydia
One of them was mine, so that doesn't count.
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Observations of a Cheating Partner
Kate
I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress.
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Defining Boundaries in Relationships
Kate King
We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband!
[after Amber suggests getting a friend to sleep with Mark]
Amber
She's not a hooker, she's just a slut.
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Emotional Support in Difficult Conversations
Carly Whitten
I can't talk to you until you stop crying.
Kate King
I want to. Let me just... I'm sorry. I just am sad.
[muffled crying]
Carly Whitten
Then cry on the inside like a winner.
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Confronting Betrayal and Deception in Relationships
Carly Whitten
You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.
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A Call for Revenge Against Betrayal
Amber
We should kick him in the balls!
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A Mixed Experience on a Date
Carly Whitten
Sorry. I'm usually a fun date. I am.
Phil
I'm having fun.
Carly Whitten
Yeah?
Phil
Not a lot of it, but some.
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Confronting infidelity with humor and sarcasm
Carly Whitten
If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab.
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Discussion on Pet Ownership Limitations
Kate King
Can we keep her?
[referring to Amber]
Carly Whitten
No, we can't keep her. We already have a dog at home.
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Complicated Relationships and Misunderstandings
Carly Whitten
Also, what is up with your insanely hot brother?
Kate King
No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!
Carly Whitten
I'm not being greedy, you're being greedy.
Kate King
What?
Carly Whitten
He's your brother, what are you going to do with him?
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Empowering Night for Women Together
Taglines
The ultimate girls night in.
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Selfishness and Connection in Relationships
Lydia
Selfish people live longer.
Mark King
I wouldn't even be me without you. I might not always get it right, but I'm right where I want to be.
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Unlikely Allies Seek Revenge Together
Taglines
The oddest friends are about to get even.
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Unexpected consequences await him.
Taglines
He'll never know what hit him.
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