Empowering Night for Women Together
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The ultimate girls night in.
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Unlikely Allies Seek Revenge Together
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The oddest friends are about to get even.
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Unexpected consequences await him.
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He'll never know what hit him.
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Defining Boundaries in Relationships
Kate King: [after Amber suggests getting a friend to sleep with Mark]
We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband!
Amber:
She's not a hooker, she's just a slut.
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Brain Camp: A Humorous Misunderstanding
Kate King:
They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp. Oh, really, you can go, and you lay on the beach and get tan and drink ginkgo balboa all day and then you come back and you're super smart.
Mark King:
It's ginkgo biloba. Balboa was Rocky.
Kate King:
Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.
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Complicated Relationships and Misunderstandings
Carly Whitten:
Also, what is up with your insanely hot brother?
Kate King:
No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!
Carly Whitten:
I'm not being greedy, you're being greedy.
Kate King:
What?
Carly Whitten:
He's your brother, what are you going to do with him?
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Justifying Marital Betrayal in Conversation
Carly Whitten:
You wrecked two marriages!
Lydia:
One of them was mine, so that doesn't count.
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A Mixed Experience on a Date
Carly Whitten:
Sorry. I'm usually a fun date. I am.
Phil:
I'm having fun.
Carly Whitten:
Yeah?
Phil:
Not a lot of it, but some.
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Discussion on Pet Ownership Limitations
Kate King: [referring to Amber]
Can we keep her?
Carly Whitten:
No, we can't keep her. We already have a dog at home.
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The Dynamics of Relationships and Desire
Carly Whitten:
Between the two of us he has the perfect woman, what else would he need?
Kate King:
The one thing we're not giving him: sex.
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Emotional Support in Difficult Conversations
Carly Whitten:
I can't talk to you until you stop crying.
Kate King: [muffled crying]
I want to. Let me just... I'm sorry. I just am sad.
Carly Whitten:
Then cry on the inside like a winner.
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Selfishness and Connection in Relationships
Lydia:
Selfish people live longer.
Mark King:
I wouldn't even be me without you. I might not always get it right, but I'm right where I want to be.
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A Call for Revenge Against Betrayal
Amber:
We should kick him in the balls!
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Confronting Betrayal and Deception in Relationships
Carly Whitten:
You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.
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Confronting infidelity with humor and sarcasm
Carly Whitten:
If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab.
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Observations of a Cheating Partner
Kate:
I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress.
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