A Humorous Adventure Awaits on the High Seas
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Yar! Buckle your swash and Jolly your Roger for the funniest rock n rollickin adventure ever!
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Musical Comedy Adventure Awaits This Summer
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Set Sail for the Musical Comedy Adventure of the Summer!
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Beauty and Honesty in Relationships
Ruth:
By the way, was that a definite no back there?
Frederic:
Ruth, I don't want hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?
Ruth:
Oh, I've been told so.
Frederic:
Ah, but lately?
Ruth:
Yes, by Sam. Course he was drunk.
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Unexpected Proposal in a Brief Encounter
Frederic: [moments after meeting for the first time]
Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think might even want to marry you.
Mabel:
God, that was a short love scene!
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Challenging Conventions of Identity and Freedom
Mabel:
Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!
Frederic:
What? You mean Zen piracy?
Mabel: [unlaces her shirt and pulls it down to reveal her corset; to stone statue; to Frederic]
Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked an strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! Would you, Harry, would you? Never to know the rich and real wonderous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?
Frederic:
I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!
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Questioning Masculinity in Pirate Attire
Mabel:
You're not gay, are you?
Frederic: [high voice; clears throat and in a lower voice]
No! No.
Mabel:
The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
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A Tense Exchange Between Pirate King and Frederic
The Pirate King:
Drop it, or...
Frederic:
Nuts!
The Pirate King:
Them, too!
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Conflict and Vulnerability in Pirate Love
Mabel:
Frederic, what are you doing?
Frederic:
Oh, hiding.
Mabel:
My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be the lion-heart troubles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp!
Frederic:
No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made.
Mabel:
Then zip it up!
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Love and Danger in Troubling Times
Frederic:
Oh, I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.
Mabel:
Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.
Frederic:
Well run. For God's sake run!
Mabel:
Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things. It's a real bitch.
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Age of Consent Discussion in The Pirate Movie
The Pirate King:
What's the age of consent around here?
Mabel:
Eighteen.
The Pirate King:
Good! I'm old enough.
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A Lighthearted Exchange on Hanging
Mabel:
You'll be hung.
The Pirate King:
Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.
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Misunderstanding Names Amid Pirate Talk
Mabel:
You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?
Frederic:
Roger.
Mabel:
Oh, Roger I love it.
Frederic:
No, Frederic without a "k".
Mabel:
Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
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Reflecting on Age and Musical Generations
Major-General Stanley:
Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones! yes my name is Major Genral stanly.
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Balancing Body and Mind in Life
Mabel Stanley:
The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.
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Apology for an Unintended Action
Frederic: [scaring off Mabel's sisters and making them drop their flowers]
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!
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Frederic's Struggle with Horse Riding
Frederic: [sitting and rubbing his back as a horse runs off]
Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been as sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?
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