The Pirate Movie Quotes

Frederic Oh, I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.

Mabel Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.

Frederic Well run. For God's sake run!

Mabel Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things. It's a real bitch.

Major-General Stanley Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones! yes my name is Major Genral stanly.

Taglines Yar! Buckle your swash and Jolly your Roger for the funniest rock n rollickin adventure ever!

The Pirate King What's the age of consent around here?

Mabel Eighteen.

The Pirate King Good! I'm old enough.

Mabel Stanley The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

Mabel Frederic, what are you doing?

Frederic Oh, hiding.

Mabel My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be the lion-heart troubles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp!

Frederic No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made.

Mabel Then zip it up!

Taglines Set Sail for the Musical Comedy Adventure of the Summer!

Frederic Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think might even want to marry you.

Mabel God, that was a short love scene!

Ruth By the way, was that a definite no back there?

Frederic Ruth, I don't want hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?

Ruth Oh, I've been told so.

Frederic Ah, but lately?

Ruth Yes, by Sam. Course he was drunk.

Mabel You'll be hung.

The Pirate King Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.

Mabel You're not gay, are you?

Frederic No! No.

Mabel The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.

The Pirate King Drop it, or...

Frederic Nuts!

The Pirate King Them, too!

Mabel You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?

Frederic Roger.

Mabel Oh, Roger I love it.

Frederic No, Frederic without a "k".

Mabel Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.

Frederic I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!

Mabel Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!

Frederic What? You mean Zen piracy?

Mabel Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked an strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! Would you, Harry, would you? Never to know the rich and real wonderous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?

Frederic I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!

Frederic Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been as sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?