The Return of Jafar - Quotes

Abis Mal: [last lines after the credits] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?

Jafar: [laughs evilly; resumes his evil laughter, but gasps when he sees Iago using the last of his strength to kick his lamp down to the pit of lava] Good help is SO hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin? My lamp! NOOOOOO!!!!

Aladdin: Iago!

Aladdin: Iago.

Jasmine: No.

Aladdin: But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.

Iago: [coughs, as he awakens; coughs again] You'd be surprised what you can live through.

Aladdin: Alright!

Jasmine: Oh, Iago!

Genie: [laughs; turns into a rocket and explodes] HE'S ALIVE!!!!!

Abis Mal: But you said Genie’s can’t killed you said that.

Razoul: [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs] Dawn!

Jafar (Jasmine): I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.

Sultan: When I get hold of you, Jafar...

Jafar (Jasmine): I'm SO worried.

Iago: [squawks] Whew!

Jasmine: [in anger] How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?!

Iago: Hey! Do I insult your mother?

Jasmine: [sighs] What are you doing now?

Iago: Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!

Aladdin: Razoul! The sultan's been...

Razoul: Seize him! You're under arrest, for the murder of the sultan!

Aladdin: What?! No!

Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch up to Aladdin and the Sultan] Make room for the picnic boys!

Jasmine: They already left, Genie.

Genie: [gasps] Without us?!

Abu: Without us?

Genie: No problem. I'll catch up in a flash!

Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with Father to patch things up.

Genie: [to Abu; Abu nods] You know what this means, monkey boy? MORE FOOD FOR US!

Jafar: [to Abis Mal] That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!

Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape; to Jasmine; to Aladdin] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. Looking great, Jazz. More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.

Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera; pushes Genie out of the way] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! BREAK IT UP!

Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.

Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.

Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.

Thief: [to the other thieves; draws his sword] Come. We do it now. No witnesses.

Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head; picks it up; laughs; rubs it] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? Well... It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up.

Thief: [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. It is bewitched!

Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!

Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! And he's BACK!

Aladdin: Genie!

Jasmine: You came back!

Genie: [turns red; winces; turns blue again] WATCH THE SUNBURN! A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.

Iago: [smears dirt all over himself; Aladdin turns corner to find him pretending to pant for breath] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.

Aladdin: [shocked] Iago! What are you doing here?

Iago: [Aladdin tries to grab him] Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... Hey, I meant gentle-like!

Iago: Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!