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The Rugrats Movie Quotes

G 1998 · 1h 20m 63 Audience
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A Search for Cynthia in the Storm
Angelica Pickles You dumb butthound! Fine! I hope you turn into a frog. Nyah! I'll find Cynthia myself! One way or another, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! One way or another, I'm gonna win you, I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! Cynthia, oh, Cynthia! I need to see you, I need to see you, see you, see you! From that kid or his brother, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, I'll get you! I'll find the full diaper bag! And if you're ripped or you're hurt, I'll push them in dirt! Yeah! Aah! Ooh! Oh! Stop! I said stop! CYNTHIAAA!
[furiously makes a face at him, angrily sticking out her tongue; singing; crosses a creek; splashes; rides a long in the water; climbs a mountain; climbs a tree; goes through the canyon with chiseled heads of Tommy and Dil; climbs another mountain; imagines Cynthia on the top; it was actually Spike; stamps her foot into the handle portion of Spike's leash, which causes Spike to run, dragging her along the way]
Tommy Pickles Hey! Gimme back my brother! Shoo! Oh! Get outta here, you monkeys! Go! Come on. Let's get outta this rain.
[tries to tug Dil away from the monkeys; the wolf howls off-screen. The monkeys leave in fear]
Ranger Frank I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads, but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm and cool and collected.
[trying to stay calm]
Didi Pickles Please, our kids are lost in the storm! You've got to help us!
Ranger Frank THERE'S DRAGONS OUT THERE! I'M A PARK RANGER! NOT A KNIGHT AT A ROUND TABLE! GO FIND SOMEBODY WITH A LANCE!
Ranger Margaret Never mind him. Come with me.
[leaves with the grown-ups]
Ranger Frank W-What are you, come here, the dragon, I saw...
[whimpering and sobbing hysterically]
An Adventure for Diaper-Wearing Explorers
Taglines An adventure for anyone who's ever worn diapers.
Unexpected Discovery on the Plane
Air Crewman I've turned this plane upside down, and I assure you there are no children.
Delivery Man No.
Air Crewman We found a kid, but he's not the one you're looking for.
Stu Pickles Tommy!
[looking in the closet]
Lou Pickles Sprouts?
[looking under the bed]
Stu Pickles Dil!
[looking down the basement]
Lou Pickles Angelica?
[searching in a cookie jar]
Stu Pickles Where can they be? We gotta find them!
[searching under the kitchen sink]
Didi Pickles Find what?
[entering]
Stu Ow!
[bangs his head under the sink]
Lou Pickles Einstein here lost the kids.
[pointing at Stu]
Stu Pickles I lost the kids?!
Lou Pickles See?
A Sibling's Bond in Crisis
Chuckie Finster Phil? Lil? Aah! Ohh! Oh. Phil.
[sees Phil's shoes]
Lil DeVille Chuckie?
[coming out]
Chuckie Finster He always loved climbing on trees. Now a tree's climbed on him.
Lil DeVille He was my favoritest brother. Speak to me, Philip!
[crying while holding her brother's shoes]
Phil DeVille Have you guys seen my shoes?
[coming out alive]
Lil DeVille Philip! I don't like this adventure anymore, Philip.
[relieved; Chuckie gasped in relief as she hugs him; gives him back his shoes]
Phil DeVille Gosh, Chuckie, this time we really are doomed.
Lil DeVille Doomed! Doomed! Doomed!
[cries]
Phil DeVille Snap out of it, Lilian! We gotta find the lizard!
Chuckie Finster I don't know, guys. If we find the lizard and Tommy doesn't, how's he ever gonna get home?
Phil DeVille What are you worried about him for? He's the one who was gonna let you get eated by a fish!
Lil DeVille All he cares about now is baby Dil.
Chuckie DeVille Yeah, well, somebody has to. Don't they?
Tommy Pickles Baby, please, rest your head. Soon we will be home in bed. Until then, I'll protect...you like no other. You're okay for a little brother.
[singing a lullaby]
Dil Pickles My Tommy.
[calms down, and smiles]
Tommy Pickles My Dil.
[smiles as well]
Diapering Dilemmas Among Toddler Friends
Lil DeVille The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!
Tommy Pickles Well, I'm doing the best I can.
Dil Pickles Pee-pee!
[hits Tommy with his feet; giggles and pees]
Phil DeVille Look out!
Chuckie Finster Stop it, Dil!
Tommy Pickles Get him off me!
Chuckie Finster AAH! FROG! FROG! AAH! Oh. Your brother made a frog jump on me!
[falls, then a frog jumps on his head; runs around and falls face first in a pile of leaves. The frog hops away; Phil and Lil help him up; starts to walk over to Tommy]
Dil Pickles Stop it!
Chuckie Finster Stop it!
Dil Pickles Stop it!
Chuckie Finster You stop it!
Dil Pickles Stop it!
Chuckie Finster Stop it!
Tommy Pickles Hey, guys, maybe we should stop playing around and figure out how to get home.
[puts a diaper on Dil]
Lil DeVille But, Tommy, we don't even know where we are.
Tommy Pickles Uh, I know! I've got my sponsatility!
[pulls out his pocket watch]
Lil DeVille What's a sponsatility, Tommy?
Phil DeVille Sounds yucky.
Tommy Pickles No, it's what you get for being a big brother. It's just like Okey-Dokey Jones uses when he has to find his way home.
[putting Dil in the Reptar Wagon]
Phil DeVille I thought that's called a crumpass.
[pulling a duffel bag to the Reptar Wagon]
Tommy Pickles Well, my dad gave it to me, and he called it a sponsatility.
Phil DeVille Where's it say to go?
Tommy Pickles Well, um, uh, hmm. This way. Uh...That's the way! Straight up that hill!
Angelica Pickles Aahhh! Bad dog, bad dog! STOP! You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
[they approach the scene of the mattress truck's crash, complete with tow truck and flares. Spike finds Dil's pacifier on the ground and stops. But she keeps going, and Spike is tugged along on his leash as they plummet into the woods. They bounce off several tree branches. She screams as she trips on her skates, then falls and lands upside down against a tree, knocking her unconscious. We fade out, then fade back in again once she comes to. As soon as her vision clears, the first thing she sees is Spike, holding her detective hat]
Holistic Birthing and Traditional Views on Parenting
Dr. Lipschitz Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.
[on monitors]
Nurse Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due till next week, now, dear. Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, huh?
Didi Pickles But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!
Boris Kropotkin In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
Nurse Ah, yes, the old country room.
[opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in a middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer]
Didi Pickles Do you have anything a little cleaner?
Nurse Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room.
Minka Kerpackter She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!
Lucy Carmichael Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your way. I didn't realize you were bringin the whole party! How far apart are the pains, hon?
[laughs]
Stu Pickles Oh, they're... pretty much constant.
[Didi squeezes his hand very tight]
Lucy Carmichael Okay, Didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?
Lou Pickles Here you go, sprout.
Didi Pickles Don't worry, sweetie, mommy's going to be okay.
[to Tommy]
Chuckie Finster Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset.
Lil DeVille Maybe your baby sister really is losted.
Tommy Pickles Whoa! Maybe we can buy her a new one.
Chuckie Finster Where're we gonna find a baby in a place like this?
Lou Pickles You got any queens?
Boris Kropotkin Go fish.
Phil DeVille Hey, a baby store.
Lil DeVille Nice and wiggly.
Tommy Pickles You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.
Lisa Loeb Where am I?
[singing]
B-Real How did I get here?
[singing]
Patti Smith Things look different than yesterday.
[singing]
Lou Rawls So this is the world?
[singing]
Laurie Anderson I miss my old womb.
[singing]
Gordon Gano The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
[singing]
Fred Schneider This world is something strange.
[singing; hides under a blanket]
Lisa Loeb I'm wet.
[singing]
Phife Dawg I'm cold!
[singing; wrapped in a blanket]
Lenny Kravitz I need a change!
[singing; waggles his diaper]
Chorus This world is something new to me.
[tossed their blankets in air]
Phife Dawg Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
[singing]
Dawn Robinson Me either!
[singing; on an adjacent monitor]
Beck I'm hungry.
[singing]
Lou Rawls I'm tired.
[singing]
Jakob Dylan I'm irritated!
[singing; pounds a crib floor to make a pacifier bounce]
Lou Rawls But I love the extra leg room.
[singing; moves his legs]
Patti Smith Man! They cut my cord!
[singing; points to her bellybutton]
Iggy Pop Ohoho, consider yourself lucky!
[singing; looks in his diaper]
B-Real This world is way too big!
[singing]
Iggy Pop And populated by fuzzy pigs.
[singing; baby points at Chuckie, who's pressing his face against the glass]
Chorus This world is something new to me.
Fred Schneider This world is such a gas.
[singing; Passes Gas, causing his diaper to inflate]
Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson UGH! P.U., where's your class?
[singing]
Chorus This world is something new to me.
Beck Quiet! Can't a guy get some shuteye?!
[singing]
Patti Smith It's so noisy in here!
[singing]
Iggy Pop I can barely hear myself suck!
[singing; grabs a bottle from Chuckie and chugs it down]
Jakob Dylan The food here tastes pretty good.
[singing]
Phife Dawg My compliments to the chef.
[singing]
Dawn Robinson And you gotta holler to get fed.
[singing]
Lou Rawls But I could get used to that.
[singing]
Lisa Loeb This world is way too bright.
[singing]
Beck Can't somebody turn down the light?
[singing]
Gordon Gano So that's what that thing looks like.
[singing; looks inside his diaper]
Jakob Dylan All things here are meant for play,
[singing]
Fred Schneider It's gonna be a real cool day.
[singing]
Chorus This world is something new to me. This world is something new to me.
[one of the newborns screams Ba-da-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu. Baby boy; "Real cool", while another one says, "La-la-la-la!". As a rainbow forms from the "fountain" at the circle-shaped light]
Lou Pickles There you are!
Boris Kropotkin Oy, gevalt! You kinder gave my ticker such a scare!
Adventure and Snack Cravings in the Journey
Tommy Pickles Good job, you guys. We're almost there. Good, Dil. Now, play nice.
[to the babies; to Dil; Dil hits him with his baby bottle]
Phil DeVille Not much fun back there, is it?
Tommy Pickles Oh, we're doing okay. That's some good hittin there, Dilly.
[to Dil; Dil hits him again]
Chuckie Finster I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
Tommy Pickles Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry.
[Dil hits him again]
Chuckie Finster Oh, no!
Lil Deville We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
Phil DeVille We can't see any houses from here.
Chuckie Finster We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
Lieutenant Klavin Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky?
[picks up the pacifier; holds up the pacifier]
Phil DeVille This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?
Tommy Pickles Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster Uh...Uh - Uh...
Lil DeVille It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
Tommy Pickles He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
[Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away; picks up his diaper]
Phil DeVille Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.
Lil DeVille Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
Chuckie Finster Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
[sees the smoke from the distance]
Tommy Pickles Wow. My sponsatility does work.
[amazed]
Phil DeVille Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
Tommy Pickles Maybe a lizard lives there.
Chuckie Finster A lizard?
Tommy Pickles You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
Phil DeVille Thank, Bob!
Lil DeVille Thank you, Bob.
Tommy Pickles Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard!
[trips on something]
Chuckie Finster Oh, Tommy, are you okay?
[helps him up]
Tommy Pickles I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
Chuckie Finster Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.
[studies the paw print]
Phil DeVille I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
Chuckie Finster The wolf ate a girl?
Phil DeVille They got her out.
Tommy Pickles I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... Uhh...
[prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously]
Phil DeVille That was pretty good.
Tommy Pickles I didn't do anything.
Tommy Pickles Do you see the wolf?!
Chuckie Finster I don't know what he looks like!
Phil DeVille Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
Tommy Pickles No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!
Reptar Wagon I am Reptar!
[roars]
Ranger Frank Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.
[turns off the radio]
Ranger Margaret Danger?
[gasps]
Ranger Frank Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
Ranger Margaret And dragons. Ha!
Chuckie Finster Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!
Tommy Pickles I don't know how!
[pushes several buttons in vain]
Lil DeVille Well, I hope you figure it out, cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
Phil DeVille Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.
Tommy Pickles Dil, no!
Reptar Wagon Aqua Reptar, engaged.
Ranger Margaret I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
Ranger Frank Margaret.
Ranger Margaret A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters.
[rushes to the phone]
Ranger Frank While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!
[sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope]
Ranger Margaret Where?! Where?! Where? Here? Where?
[looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen]
Exploring a Vast and Unfamiliar Place
Chuckie Finster Where are we?
Tommy Pickles I don't know. It looks kinda like the park.
Lil DeVille Only bigger.
Chuckie Finster Bigger? This place is bigger than the park and the backyard all put together. This is bad you guys. This is bad.
Lil DeVille Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broke again.
Tommy Pickles Oh, no. Dil, are you okay?
Phil DeVille I think he's gonna explode.
Dil Pickles Mama, me Backy-Poop.
Dil Pickles MAMA, ME BACKY-POOP!!!
[groans; a wet fart can be heard]
Babies Eww!
[gasping and moaning]
Tommy Pickles Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie.
Phil DeVille What do you mean, we?
Concerns About Childcare and Family Dynamics
Didi Pickles I can't believe you left them with your father! The man slept through Pearl Harbor, for heaven's sake!
Lou Pickles I sounded the alarm as soon as I could!
Lieutenant Klavin Uh, Mrs. Pickles, does your son have any enemies?
Didi Pickles Oh...
Lieutenant Klavin Uh-huh. Any underworld or mob connections?
Didi Pickles He's a baby!
Chaos and Fun Amidst a Sleepy Situation
Stu Pickles How could you fall asleep when you were supposed to be watching the kids?! We'll never find the babies with this jerk in front of us! Whoa!
[Lou sleeps in the passenger seat. The mattress truck is right in front of Stu and Lou. The back door opens with the babies in view, jumping on a mattress. However, he isn't watching the road at that moment, as he's talking to Lou; the truck's back door closes shut just as he returns his attention back to the road. Trying to pass, he honks his horn; narrowly misses an oncoming car and inadvertently cuts off the mattress truck, causing it to swerve and crash through the guard rail and plunge into the forest. The truck driver leaps out just in time. The oblivious babies are still inside the truck, having fun]
Phil DeVille This is more fun than picking noses!
Lil DeVille Or making bubbles in the bathtub!
Chuckie Finster I don't know if I should throw up or throw down!
Coffee Debate Between Friends
Igor Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys, I get us coffee.
Serge No, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys and I get us coffee.
Igor Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE!
Serge You know, I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor Nyet, is better in Kiev.
Serge No, it's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!
Serge Look! The train! Let me out! Stop!
[sees this and spits out his drink; the men rush out, bumping over tables and other customers]
Pirate Adventure Among the Rugrats
Tommy Pickles Slob the poop deck, Mr. Phil. Hoist the ankle, number one. A pirate's life is a life for me!
[singing]
Lil DeVille Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Chuckie Finster I get seasick on the sea!
[singing]
Phil and Lil Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Phil DeVille Hoist the Reptar flag real high!
[singing]
Tommy Pickles My sword is pointed to the sky!
[singing]
Lil DeVille You need a patch across your eye! From Zanzibar...
[singing; Chuckie groans, nauseous]
Phil DeVille ...to candy bar!
[singing]
Both Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Tommy Pickles We search for treasures near and far!
[singing]
Phil and Lil Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Lil DeVille Beware your ship should cross our path.
[singing]
Phil DeVille We'll shoot a cannon through your mast!
[singing]
Chuckie Finster Remove your gold baboons by half.
[singing]
Dil Pickles Yo-oh-oh-oh!
Tommy Pickles A pirate's life is the life for me!
[singing]
Both Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Chuckie Finster Adventure on the open sea.
[singing]
Phil and Lil Yo ho ho and a bottle of yum!
[singing]
Babies Oh!
[saves Dil]
Chuckie Finster Help me, Tommy! Fish!
[falls overboard; notices the water is shallow, it only reaches his hips. He stands up with a relieved smile. Suddenly, he feels a wiggling sensation in his pants and pulls out a fish]
Phil DeVille Man overboard!
Lil DeVille Hang on, Chuckie!
[throws a life ring to Chuckie, which he was able to catch. The wagon tows him as if he was water skiing]
Phil DeVille Look at him go!
Chuckie Finster Tommy, why didn't you help me?
Tommy Pickles I'm sorry, Chuckie, but, Dil, he needed me and he's just a-
Phil and Lil DeVille Just a baby!
[drop Chuckie on the floor]
Lil DeVille Uh-oh!
Tommy Pickles Hard to port side. Turn! Turn around! Help me, you guys! Help! Dil, no!
[Chuckie and the twins grab the wheel and just manage steer the wagon away from the falls. Dil grabs a lever]
Lou Pickles Whoa now!
Stu Pickles I knew my Dactar would come in handy. Pop, are you okay? Oh, pop.
[a pully breaks from the ceiling and Dactar Lou; Ow fall towards Grandpa, who hits the deck. He and Chas flinch as dust fills the room; the dust settles to reveal Grandpa is sleeping under the wreckage, unharmed]
Coping with a New Baby's Crying
Stu Pickles Didi, what are we gonna do? He hasn't stopped crying since we brought him home!
Phil DeVille Somehow it's not as much fun around here anymore.
Chuckie Finster Yeah! What's your brother so sad about?
Tommy Pickles I don't know! But whatever it is, it must be really bad.
Lil DeVille Maybe he's broked!
Tommy Pickles What?!
Both Broked!
Tommy Pickles Broked? He's not broked! He's, uhh...just a little loud!
[Stu, Didi and a still-crying Dil walk by]
Angelica Pickles Ooh, that baby's getting on my nerves!
[Out of Sailor Dressing-Up]
Announcer Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business, so Trotsky on down. The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus!
[circus logo slides into view]
Angelica Pickles GRANDPA! CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?!
Lou Pickles It's enough of a circus around here already!
The Complexities of Parenting Explained
Stu Pickles Oh, for the love of Pete. What do you want from us? What? What?
[exhausted; lays on the floor with Dil]
Didi Pickles Oh, there must be something in here we missed. Somewhere, somehow, something!
Stu Pickles There must be. Let me see here! Cats, colic, Creole baby food. Uh, oh yeah, here it is. Crying... Although a baby's crying signifies a disruption in the infant-parent matrix, the good-enough parent pacifies the infant during this period of primary narcissism, foregoing their own needs, sublim-, sublimating, sublimating all their own needs too.
[grabs the book from Didi and looks inside; we skim the text of the book as he reads it. After the second "infant", we cut to his blood-shot eyes, then to an exhausted him and Didi on the couch]
Dr. Lipschitz Raising a baby is a serious venture. Not to be embarked upon by the faint of heart. Parents must make choices that are perfect and wise, / For you're doing something wrong when the baby cries. You must consider, the psychology of an infant, Nature vs. Nurture, / Feed the ego; starve the mind. You must anticipate each crisis sure to arise, / For you're doing something wrong when the baby cries. Don't forget the older when attending to the younger, / Sibling rivalry can damage all of you. Be a mother, don't smother, / Why do you want a neurosis? Failure to oralise can lead to toilet training disturbances. Wrong! Wrong! Careful, now! No, no, no! Bad parents! Bad parents! Raising a baby is a complicated venture. / Not to be embarked on by a weaker constitution. It's really something different, from what we fantacise, / You are doing something wrong when the baby cries. It's really very different, from what we fantacise, / You are doing something wrong when the baby...starts to...cry!
[singing; Stu and Didi "wake up"; one of the winged babies take away the Lipschitz book, while the other baby picks up Dil and takes him away; plops dunce caps on Stu and Didi; a book on top of a pile of books opens, and he picks up the couple and drops them into some sort of netherworld. In that world, Stu and Didi races up a "staircase" of books; Stu and Didi then appear as small babies - Stu in diapers, and Didi all wrapped up, sucking on a pacifier; Twin Lipschitzes appear on either side of the crib. They embrace each other, then turn into a Rorschach print, which he holds, while sitting in a chair; a saw saws a hole underneath Stu & Didi, then, they fall through. They are picked up by a giant stork by its claws, holding him inside its beak, while flying with a flock of storks. Cut to a puppet theater, with puppeteer Lipschitz holding Stu and Didi puppets. Tommy and Dil snatch the puppets from him, and fight over them; the Pickles' house plops on top of them. As its walls bulge, Stu & Didi rush out with Dil, dodging falling giant baby items - rattle, baby bottle, safety pin; Dil grows unbelievably large, crushing Stu & Didi; Dil's diaper bulges, then explodes. Cut to Stu, changing Dil's diaper. He pops out of a diaper pail, yelling; cut to Didi, rocking Tommy & Dil to sleep. They start to cry when he rolls up a window and shouts; cut to Stu, strolling Dil with Tommy on his back. He looks with a magnifying glass, as Drew, Betty and Charlotte look on; cut to Dil crying, in an auto carrier. Stu and Didi rush to his aid, when he, with Chaz, Lou and Howard looking on, opens the roof and says; cut to Stu, Didi and Dil rushing through the city. The winged babies picked them up and flew them to a temple of justice. He appears as a "lawyer"; then appears as a giant baby, standing on the table, between Dil and Tommy; leaps to the couple. Then, he goes to a jury of Dils, which gives "thumbs down". The couple magically appears in prison garb, and a ball and chain]
Chaos in the Woods with Lost Babies
Rex Pester A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods. Our hearts go out to their grief-stricken parents... Look out, Pickles! Now look what you've done! Are you out of your mind?! Get out! [pushes Stu and Dactar away from the chopper, but breaks the controls off accidentally
[Stu's Dactar crashes into the chopper; Stu screams in panic; Stu groans. He fights the pilot over the controls]
Stu Pickles Whoa!
Rex Pester And I never won an Emmy!
[crying]
Stu Pickles Oops. I'm coming, Tommy. I'm coming, Dil. Oh! Ah!
[drops the chopper's handlebars before continues flying haphazardly; a couple of screws come loose]
Angelica Pickles Ugh! Hurry up, babies!
[still carrying Cynthia as she's climbing back on the bridge]
Chuckie Finster Don't let them take me!
Angelica Pickles Don't let them take Cynthia!
Lil DeVille I don't think they're going to take anyone. Look!
Babies Yay!
Lil DeVille Yeah! Go home, monkeys!
Angelica Pickles Hooray! Dumb-dumb monkeys!
Babies Oh!
Chuckie Finster We wanna go home. We wanna go home.
[scared]
Babies Aah!
Dil Pickles Yuckies!
Babies Yay!
Tommy Yay, Spike!
Dil Pickles Spike, Spike!
[bouncing on the seat]
Tommy Pickles Oh, no, Spike! Spike!
Lil DeVille You gotta get outta there, Spikey!
Angelica Pickles Yo, dumb wolf!
[blows raspberries at the wolf]
Babies Spike!
[alarmed]
Dil Pickles Spike?
[now sad]
Tommy Pickles Oh, Spike.
[tearfully]
Angelica Pickles Dumb dog! Why'd you have to go and...
[sobs]
Stu Pickles Whoa! Deed, I found them! They're over by the ranger station! I'm going IIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!! Ahh!
[suddenly spots the babies on the bridge; Dactar crashes for the last time, into the ranger's station. The babies gasped. The ranger's station collapsed to the ground. Now feeling all woozy, he gets up on his feet, "wearing" Dactar's remnants, and walks towards the bridge]
Babies The lizard!
[gasped]
Babies Ohh!
Tommy Pickles Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...No. We wish we had our doggie back.
[pulls up his diaper and speaks to the "Lizard"; looks at the babies, who are still sad]
Stu Pickles Ahhh.
[busts through the bridge, still wearing Dactar]
Tommy Pickles Spike!
[looks down the hole, suddenly relieved]
Phil DeVille He's alive!
Lil DeVille Thank you, Mr. Lizard!
Didi My babies! My babies! Oh Dil! My darling!
[tears of joy; kisses them both]
Howard DeVille We're here! Mommy and daddy are here!
[hugging his twins]
Betty DeVille You rascals!
[hugging their twins]
Chaz Finster Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
Charlotte Pickles Angelica, sweetheart, everything's going to be okay!
Angelica Pickles Oh, mommy, oh, daddy!
[last words]
Chaz Finster Did you miss me? You okay?
[to Chuckie offscreen]
Lou Pickles You've got the Pickle spirit, son. Maybe not the brain, but the spirit.
[pull Stu up with a rope]
Didi Pickles Oh, Stu, you did it! You found our boys.
Stu Pickles Yeah, I guess I did.
[smiles]
Igor My little furry comrades!
Serge Splendid monkeys, come to papa. Who's your daddy?
Female Reporter Babies and monkeys, both lost. Now both found.
Rex Pester This is my story, pal! I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned. Aah! No, not my toupee! No!
[last words; now injured, shoves the female reporter out of sight; the monkeys gang up on Rex and fight him. Camera cuts to static]
Betty DeVille Go get him, you little simians!
[laughing]
Charlotte Pickles Hey, Rex, time for your close up!
Chaz Finster Oh, dear, too bad.
[mock sympothy]
Stu Pickles I'm sorry about all this Drew.
Drew Pickles It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
Stu Pickles Remember there was Swamptar?
Drew Pickles Oh yeah, I remember that. Got mud all over...
Chuckie Finster And that was our big adventure. The Monkeys founded their daddies, and we all gots to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, cause he gots no teeth. But if you think thing went back to the way they was before, you're wrong, cause now, thanks to Baby Dil, they was even better!
[voice over; Dil, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Chuckie's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Dil got ahold of it; chuckles]
Babies Yay!
[cheering]
Chuckie Finster Way to go, Dilly!
[last lines]
Facing Fears Together in Adventure
Chuckie Finster Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
Phil DeVille Maybe we should go back!
Lil DeVille Very back!
Tommy Pickles No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin in!
[the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light]
Chuckie Finster That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. But that's okay, cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend.
[voice-over; as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised; Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them; he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy; giggles]
Chuckie Finster Watch out!
Tommy Pickles Keep moving! It's right behind us!
Chuckie Finster Tommy! Help me!
Tommy Pickles Come on, Chuckie!
[looking back at Chuckie and the gate, he then grabs Chuckie's hand, pulling him up]
Didi Pickles Tommy! You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
[The babies scream and run away]
Chuckie Finster We thought the fun times would last forever. But we was wrong.
[voice-over; the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over]
Didi Pickles Oh, my.
Betty DeVille Upsy-daisy, Didi.
[holds onto Didi as she picks up the babies]
Didi Pickles Thanks.
Susie Carmichael Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Didi Pickles Glad you could be here, Susie.
Woman Guest What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles Thank you, my mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. Don't say a word.
[first words; Susie laughs while making fun of her Sailor Dressing-Up]
Aunt Miriam All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
Male Guest I'm in for 12!
Aunt Miriam 12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
Chaz Finster Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
Woman Guest Oh, don't worry.
Chaz Finster I mean, you know from behind.
Minka Kerpackter There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
Didi Pickles A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
Minka Kerpackter Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
Boris Kropotkin Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
[the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats]
Woman Guest Everything I, oh...
Phil DeVille Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Tommy Pickles Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Chuckie Finster Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Tommy Pickles Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Lil DeVille Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Tommy Pickles Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
Chuckie Finster Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres.
Betty DeVille Watch it, pups.
Didi Pickles Careful.
Charlotte Pickles I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. How's our little man?
[on phone; to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone]
Didi Pickles I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
[rubs her stomach]
Betty DeVille Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
Aunt Miriam Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
Charlotte Pickles Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" Hello?
[her phone then rings]
Didi Pickles Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Betty DeVille Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Didi Pickles Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.
Stu Pickles Pushy!
Drew Pickles Lazy!
Stu Pickles Bossy!
Drew Pickles Inconsiderate!
Stu Pickles Nosy!
Drew Pickles Good for nothing!
Stu Pickles Busybody!
Stu Pickles and Drew Pickles WHY CAN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
[in unison]
Drew Pickles We're talking about a real job, Stu, with benefits!
Stu Pickles I'm not going to waste my life as a clock-punching, paper-pushing, bean-counting... Oh, no offense.
[Drew gasps in shock; pulls down his welding mask and proceeds to weld]
Drew Pickles You barely make ends meet now. You got no insurance, no savings, and another kid on the way!
Stu Pickles For your information, bro, I am working on something right now that is going to put this branch of the Pickles family on easy street.
[puts down his welding mask]
Drew Pickles What is it this time, huh, an electric sponge?
[angrily lifts up Stu's welding mask again]
Stu Pickles Of course not! That was last year. This, this is the Reptar Wagon! The ultimate in toddler transportation! The perfect children's toy!
[reveals his skeleton of the Reptar Wagon]
Lou Pickles In my day, we had plenty of fun just throwin rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.
[while fixing an old radio]
Stu Pickles The Reptar Corporation is holding a toy design contest and the winner gets $500!
Drew Pickles Ooh!
[sarcastically]
Stu Pickles And there'll be plenty more if this toy's a hit, and I'll be famous!
Drew Pickles Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built that stupid thing.
Stu Pickles Maybe Dactar was a little bit complex, but...this...this...watch! I am Reptar! Hear me roar!
[speaking into a microphone with his normal voice]
Reptar Wagon I am Reptar! Hear me roar!
[Stu's voice, distorted]
Lou Pickles Con-flam it! Can't a man work in his own basement without gettin barbecued?!
[putting out some flames on his sleeve]
Stu Pickles Okay, so maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
Angelica's Concerns and Spike's Adventure
Angelica Pickles Hey, Spike! Where are you going, you dumb dog?! Hey! My rolly blade is cracked. Oh, Cynthia. Are they taking care of you? Will they know to comb your hair, or change you into your sports jumper with matching neckerchief at lunch time? Pee-yew, Spike! Dog breath! Spike?
[[trips on a stone; Spike appears in front of her; the wolf appears behind her back; takes one of her skates off; tosses the skate towards the back, unknowingly striking the wolf's head]
Stu Pickles Don't worry. This time she'll fly. I'm facing into the wind.
[accidentally pops up the loose handlebars]
Lou Pickles He's ready?
Chaz Finster No.
Lou Pickles Go?
[mishearing]
Chaz Finster No!
[louder]
Lou Pickles All right, then!
[still mishearing; drives off]
Chuckie Finster Oh, This is bad! Bad!
Phil DeVille Shh! Here comes Tommy.
[sees Tommy coming back with the duffel bag]
Lil DeVille Put the blankie on him.
Tommy Pickles Okay, guys! I got it.
Chuckie Finster Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.
Phil DeVille Oh yeah, we better go.
Tommy Pickles I gotta finish feeding my brother.
Lil DeVille I don't think he's hungry.
Chuckie Finster Yeah. Besides, he's, um...
Tommy Pickles A monkey?
[lifts the blanket, and is shocked to see a baby monkey drinking a bottle]
Phil DeVille Wow! Look at that!
Tommy Pickles My brother turned into a monkey?!
Chuckie Finster Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.
Tommy Pickles I can't go home with my brother being a monkey!
Chuckie Finster Oh, but Tommy, we gotta get to the lizard's house.
Tommy Pickles That's it! I'll get the lizard to wish him back into a people!
[brightens]
Phil DeVille The lizard's only going to give us one wish.
Chuckie Finster Yeah, and if you use it up on Dil, how are we gonna get home?
Tommy Pickles He's my brother, Chuckie! I have to wish him back!
Lil DeVille You can't do that!
Tommy Pickles Yes, I can! What would you do if Phil turned into a monkey?
Lil DeVille That's different. I like Phillip! Besides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway, cause that's not even your brother. Wait a minute.
[Tommy and Chuckie gasped]
Chuckie Finster What Lillian means is...um...the monkeys kind of took baby Dil, and we just - we thought you wouldn't mind a baby monkey instead.
Tommy Pickles What?!
[shocked]
Lil DeVille Lookit, Tommy, nobody likes him!
Phil DeVille We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy. You can find your brother by yourself!
Tommy Pickles Will you help me, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster Sorry, Tommy.
[refused]
Tommy Pickles But-But you're my bestest friend.
[shocked again]
Chuckie Finster Yeah? Well, if-if I'm your bestest friend, then how come when I got throwed up on, you didn't help me? Huh, huh? And when I falled overboard, you didn't help me. And then when the monkey grabbed me, you didn't even care about my boo-boo.
[tearing up]
Lil DeVille Face it, Tommy. You don't got a bestest friend no more. All you gots is a brother.
Tommy Pickles Oh, um...fine. I'll go find him by myself.
[dejected in tears, then decided; goes off to find Dil]
Embracing Big Brother Responsibilities
Stu Pickles We weren't going to give you this until you were a little bit older, but I think now's the right time. Shiny, huh? And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside. I know it's hard, Tommy. You have a little brother now, and that's a big change. Uh, Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren't everything you'd hoped they'd be. That's why big brothers have got to have faith. And one day, you'll see...he'll change. After all... you've got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you'll stick by Dil's side and be a swell big brother.
[after setting him on the workbench; holds out a pocket watch and gives it to Tommy; opens the watch to reveal a taped photo of Tommy and Dil inside; Tommy looks at it, intrigued; Tommy scowls and puts down the watch; opens a drawer, then pulls out a picture of himself and Drew, when they were kids; puts a chain on the watch; puts Tommy on his lap]
Tommy Pickles Sponsatility...
[looks at the watch in his hands; thinking]
Press Conference with Mr. Pickles
Reporter There he is!
Reporter #1 Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped your own children to Tokyo in a wooden box?
Reporter #2 Is it true a dingo ate your baby?
Reporter #3 Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?
Rex Pester Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy. A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy. Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
[first words]
Betty DeVille Criminy! Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?
[disgusted]
Rex Pester I'm so sorry. Forgive me. Please tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
[back to Didi]
Betty DeVille All right! That's it! Let me at him! All right! Come one! Come on!
[glares. She charges at at Rex. Lou and Stu hold her back]
Charlotte Pickles Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-law's indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy. Let me get back to you.
Rex Pester Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
Drew Pickles He what?!
[Furiously]
Rex Pester Share your pain.
Drew Pickles YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[his face boils red. He angrily lunges at Stu and violently fights him]
Stu Pickles YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!!
Drew Pickles ONLY CAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR NECK!!!
Rex Pester And there you have it. 2 sour Pickles and: young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace. I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Big Action News"!
[goes back to the camera; displays the pictures of the babies, one by one, while incorrectly saying their names; caption "Rex Pester, Big Action News"]
Chaz Finster Mr. Swenson on Saton said he saw Angelica and Spike run through his garden and head north on I-99!
[rushes in]
Didi Pickles Let's go!
Lou Pickles Private First Class Pickles reporting for duty!
[saluting]
Chaz Finster Just get in! Come on!
Adventure and Concerns Among Friends
Tommy Pickles Forward, march! We are going up the hill!
[pulls the wagon up the hill, while Chuckie, Phil and Lil push from behind. Dil is inside the wagon, drinking his juice box. They sing in an army chant]
Lil DeVille We go back there without Dil!
Tommy Pickles But you guys, he's not so bad.
Chuckie Finster A frighty thing, he needs a bath.
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Rugrats Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Rugrats Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Sometimes, he is lots of fun.
Phil DeVille He's a big pain in our buns!
Tommy Pickles Chuckie, do you think so, too?
Chuckie Finster I just got a big boo boo!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Rugrats Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Rugrats Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles He's just a baby, don't you see?
Lil DeVille We love to leave him in a tree!
Tommy Pickles He'll get better when he's grown.
Phil DeVille We'd like to feed him to a toad!
Tommy Pickles Don't you think he's kind of sweet?
Lil DeVille All he does is poop and eat!
Tommy Pickles Chuckie, don't you like him too?
Chuckie Finster I got a rock inside my shoe!
[takes off his right shoe and pulls out a rock]
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Phil and Lil Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh!
Phil and Lil Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh! Nah-uh!
Phil and Lil Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Tommy Pickles Nah-uh! Nah-uh!
Phil and Lil Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Phil DeVille Hey! Stop squirting. Oops.
[he Lil fall to the ground. Tommy lets go of the lead. The wagon rolls down the hill, narrowly missing Chuckie]
Lil DeVille Goodbye, baby.
[waves]
Searching for Tommy's New Sister
Rugrats Oh!
Chuckie Finster Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Tommy Pickles Yep, it's for my new sister.
Phil DeVille How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Chuckie Finster Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Lil DeVille Well, she's a girl like me, so we know she'll be prettyful.
Angelica Pickles Oh, brother! You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life. Now, get out of my way. I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
[enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress; shoves babies en route to table; dumps the cookies on the table]
Tommy Pickles Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
Angelica Pickles I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed...there's that little bald kid in the house again.
Tommy Pickles My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
Angelica Pickles That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.
Angelica Pickles Yeah, but, then you came along and they put him out in the rain and he turned into a dog.
Tommy Pickles That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what!
Susie Carmichael A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.
[singing]
Angelica Pickles Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
[looks on from Tommy's room]
Susie Carmichael A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose. A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken. A baby is lots of joy.
[singing; Angelica leaves while the other babies watch from inside. Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified; Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move]
Angelica Pickles A baby will get all the toys!
[singing; barging in obnoxiously]
Susie Carmichael What are you doing? A baby has a smiley face...
[whispers; continues singing]
Angelica Pickles A baby is from outside space!
[singing]
Susie Carmichael Angelica!
[whispers]
[whispers]
Susie Carmichael A baby is extra fancy.
[singing]
Angelica Pickles A baby poops in his pantsies!
[singing; laughs]
Susie Carmichael Cut it out!
Susie Carmichael Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
[singing]
Angelica Pickles More like Reptar, screaming in your ear!
[singing obnoxiously]
Both A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.
[singing]
Susie Carmichael A gift from a Bob!
[singing]
Chuckie Finster Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
Tommy Pickles I don't know. Why?
Chuckie Finster Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them.
[points to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table]
Susie Carmichael A baby is very special!
[singing]
Angelica Pickles A baby is, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
[singing]
Didi Pickles Oh! Betty, it's time!
[painfully groans in discomfort]
Betty DeVille It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
Lou Pickles Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver.
[picks up Tommy]
Howard DeVille Let's go to the car, kids.
[picks up his twins]
Charlotte Pickles Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?!
Lou Pickles Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!
A Newborn's Arrival in the Rugrats Family
Lucy Carmichael All right, Didi, you can do it. Push now! Have we got a good reading on the EFM?
[to the staff]
Lucy Carmichael Here it comes. Gorgeous!
Stu Pickles Deed, she's so beautiful. She's...She's a boy!
Didi Pickles Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.
Stu Pickles Well, I guess we won't be naming him after my mother.
Didi Pickles He doesn't look much like a Trixie. What about my cousin Dylan?
Stu Pickles Dylan Prescott Pickles. Hmm.
Nurse Dil Pickles.
Stu Pickles Yeah...I like it.
Lou Pickles Here you go, sprout.
[gently puts down Tommy next to Didi]
Didi Pickles Tommy, I want you to meet someone very special. This is your brother, Dylan. Dil, this is Tommy.
Tommy Pickles Baby...
[gasps in wonder; reaches his hand out]
Didi Pickles See? They already love each other.
Betty DeVille Well, that's a start.
[to Chaz]
Cynthia Sweet Bar Discovery Among Friends
Lou Pickles Bingo! Lookie here! A wrapper from a Cynthia Sweet bar.
[finds a clue on the ground, and picks up a wrapper]
Drew Pickles My angel! She's been here!
Lou Pickles Yep, I figure she's tracking the sprouts. It's the Pickles blood. I myself spent 15 days tracking Sitting Bull through the Northwest Territory. The year was 19...
Howard DeVille Over here!
[he and Chaz return with news of another clue]
Chaz Finster We found some wheel tracks and baby footprints heading into the woods. Well, actually, Howard found them. Honestly, I saw them.
Stu Pickles They must be in my Reptar Wagon.
Drew Pickles It's the perfect children's toy!" You and your stupid inventions!
[sarcastically, angrily mimicking his brother]
Stu Pickles My stupid inventions? That's it!
[thinking; brightens]
Betty DeVille All right, the pups are in the woods. You men follow those tracks. We'll head to the ranger station and start the search from there. NOW MOVE! HUT, HUT, HUT!
[grabs a bullhorn from a policeman and speaks into it]
Didi Pickles Stu, where are you going?!
Stu Pickles Trust me, Deed. I have a plan!
[drives off with Lou and Chaz]
Search for the Missing Children
Didi Pickles Oh, we'll never find them! Can't you do something?!
[crying]
Ranger Margaret Come on, baby. Come on!
Stu Pickles Sky Pickle to ground Pickle!
[on CB]
Didi Pickles Stu, Stu, is that you?!
Stu Pickles Roger that, Deed! We have aerial search!
[collides into a flock of ducks]
Tommy Pickles Oh, no. N-Nice monkeys. Ohh.
Phil DeVille Not so fast you monkeys!
Tommy Pickles Lil! Phil! You came back! Oh, but-but where's...
[hugging them both]
Reptar Wagon Grrr! I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
Tommy Pickles Chuckie!
Chuckie Finster Hi, Tommy! Hey, monkeys! You want nanners? Well, come and get'em!
[to Tommy; reaches for a jar of abby food in the wagon; runs with the banana baby food, with the monkeys following him]
Lil DeVille Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.
Phil DeVille Yeah. We're gonna miss him. Well, we better get in the wagon and get outta here.
Tommy Pickles No! You guys take Dil and go look for the lizard. I gotta go help my bestest friend.
[starts walking around with his watch]
Chaos Among Friends and Monkeys
Angelica Pickles Ohh! Aah! Ooh! Dumb dog. There's no babies around here. Aah! There you are! Hand over my Cynthia, Finster!
[lands near the crashed-circus train; losing her hat in the process; crashes into Chuckie, who gasped]
Chuckie Finster Run, Angelica! The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!
[runs away]
Angelica Pickles Huh? Cynthia! Hey! Ohh! Stop!
[confused; getting trampled by the monkeys. One of the monkeys conveniently drop Cynthia near her; another monkey tries to steal Cynthia; grabs the monkey by the tail, and is once again towed away]
Tommy Pickles Spike! You found me!
[relieved]
Chuckie Finster Ugh! Oh! Ohh! Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys. I was only kidding. Don't be mad at me. Please? Okay. Help.
[the monkeys pounce onto him and try to lick the food off. Tommy and Spike come to the rescue; they chase the monkeys away]
Chuckie Finster Tommy! Thank goodness!
Tommy Pickles Come on, Chuckie! Chuckie! The lizard's house! Let's find the others! We gots a lizard to see!
[pulls out his pocket watch and points it at the direction of a fire tower]
Chuckie Finster Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ohh! Ohh! Spike! I can't look! I can't look!
Tommy Pickles Spike! Spike!
Dil Pickles My ball!
[pulls the brakes, and the wagon runs off]
Chuckie Finster Don't let them take me, Tommy! I don't wanna be monkey boy!
[the monkey tries to pull his hair]
Phil and Lil Aah!
[as the monkeys try to pull their clothes]
[as the monkey tries to pull his shirt]
Reptar Wagon Hang onto your diapies, babies. Grr!
Phil DeVille Good one, Dil!
Tommy and Lil Thanks, Dilly. Woo, hoo, hoo!
Tommy Pickles Thanks, Dil!
Lil DeVille Dilly, you're my hero! Bye-bye, monkeys!
[kisses Dil]
Angelica Pickles Aah! Oh! Stop it! Cynthia! Hey, you stupid diaper bag! Wait for me! Dumb monkeys! After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia beh- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDD!!!!!!!
[bites the monkey's tail. The monkey runs off in pain, leaving Cynthia behind. She picks up Cynthia and kisses it; the Reptar Wagon passes by; Phil and Lil fend off 2 monkeys as she hops on the wagon's tail; the wagon goes on some railroad tracks, crashing a "Do Not Enter" sign and going through a tunnel. Then, it goes on a rickety old bridge over the river; the wagon hits a missing board on the bridge, catapults her and her doll off in the air]
Phil DeVille I didn't know she could fly.
Lil DeVille I think it's cause she's a witch.
Tommy Pickles Hang on, Angelica!
Coughing Leads to Unexpected Chaos
Didi Pickles And then the wizard looked down at the little boy and said: "your wish has been granted". And the little boy looked...
Stu Pickles Deed! Help!
[enters with the still-crying Dil]
Didi Pickles I'll be back, sweetie.
[to Tommy]
Stu Pickles All I did was cough, Deed. I tried not to, but I had a feeling in my throat. And then I coughed! And now he's crying! And now he's got the hiccups!
[Dil hiccups; sobs]
Didi Pickles Oh, Stu. Stu, why don't you sing Dil a lullaby?
[places a baby pacifier into Stu's mouth. He stops crying and sucks on it; she cranks a baby mobile]
Stu Pickles I'm too tired to sing...
[spits out the pacifier]
Didi Pickles All right. I'll make something up.
Stu Pickles Good.
Didi Pickles Baby, please, rest your head.
[singing]
Stu Pickles Yeah...now it is time for bed.
[singing]
Didi Pickles That's good.
[spoken]
Stu Pickles Thanks.
[spoken]
Didi Pickles You're cuter than, uh...
Stu Pickles Uncle Ned!
[singing; chuckles]
Didi Pickles Our little...
[singing]
Stu Pickles Uh...quadruped?
[singing]
Didi Pickles Oh, Stu...
[spoken]
Stu Pickles Oh.
[spoken]
Didi Pickles It didn't work.
[spoken]
Stu Pickles I know.
[spoken]
Didi Pickles He's still awake.
[spoken]
Stu Pickles I got one. I got one.
[spoken]
Didi Pickles Okay.
[spoken; hands Dil off to Stu]
Stu Pickles Twinkle! Twinkle! How times flies...
[singing; dances with Dil in his arms]
Didi Pickles Slowly in the starry skies.
[singing]
Stu Pickles Baby, please, close your eyes!
[singing; getting his eye very close to Dil]
Didi Pickles Shh, shh, shh...you're as sweet as...
[singing]
Stu Pickles Apple pies!
[singing]
Didi Pickles As you grow, and love and play...
[tucks Dil in his crib as he hiccups again]
Stu Pickles In our hearts, you'll always stay.
[singing]
Didi Pickles So sleep and dream the night away...ayy...
[singing; leans her head on the side of Dil's crib. lights are turned out. Dil falls asleep. She kisses Dil]
Stu Pickles Ah, that was good.
[spoken]
Tommy Pickles Baby, please, rest your head. Now it is time for bed. Please stop. Don't you see? I want mom and dad for me.
[singing; shed some tears while holding the slipper close to himself and hugs it]
Sibling Dispute Over Shared Resources
Dil Pickles Mine! Mine!
[steals the baby bottle; drinks the whole milk]
Tommy Pickles But, I'm hungry, too. Stop it! Dil, that's enough! Stop it! Unh! You didn't leave any for me!
[tries to grab the bottle from Dil; Dil laughs and finishes off the bottle]
Dil Pickles All gone.
[burp; giggles]
Tommy Pickles Oh. Dil. Dil!
[Dil's leg peeks out of the blanket; Dil's arm now peeks out]
Dil Pickles My blankie! My blankie!
[grabs the blanket from Tommy and covers himself with it]
Dil Pickles My blankie! My blankie!
Tommy Pickles I need some blankie, too.
[pulls the blanket on opposite ends, carrying Dil]
Dil Pickles Mine! Mine! Mine!
[doing the "tug of war"]
Dil Pickles Mine! Yucky lookie.
[the blanket tears and Tommy falls into a mud puddle, covering himself in mud; giggles]
Tommy Pickles You think it's funny?! Phil and Lil was right! You're a bad, naughty baby, and you're never gonna get any better! I'm through being your big brother! I don't want my sponsativity no more!
[getting out of the mud puddle, angry; tosses his watch against a tree, the clock opens the picture]
Dil Pickles Monkey! My monkey! Mine!
Tommy Pickles You want monkeys?! Oh, Okay! I'll give you monkeys! You'll have a monkey mommy and a monkey daddy and a monkey brother! I shoulda let my friends take you back to the hopsicle, but, no, I said, "He didn't mean it", I said! "He was only playing"! Well I was wrong! Now I don't even have friends! Dil wants monkeys, and monkeys want the nanners. So everybody gets what they want!
[still angry; kicks a frog; kicks an empty baby bottle; tosses out a diaper, a container of baby powder, baby wipes and Cynthia, which the monkeys all grab; brings the baby food to Dil and prepares to use it to cover Dil]
Dil Pickles My nanna! My nanna! T-T-T-
[then looks at Tommy, while lightning strikes above. He's very frightened]
Tommy Pickles I'm sorry, Dil.
[regrets himself]
Dil Pickles Toto.
[tearfully]
Tommy Pickles It's okay, Dil. Everything is gonna be okay.
[carrying Dil back to the shelter]
Navigating with Confidence and Friendship
Chuckie Finster Do you think we'll still be able to find the lizard's house, Tommy?
Tommy Pickles Sure, Chuckie. Long as I got my sponsatility, we'll never be losted.
Phil DeVille Which way are we apposed to go?
Tommy Um...uh...um...that way.
[uses his watch to find his way]
Chuckie Finster Hey, lookie, footprints. Maybe there's other babies around here.
Lil DeVille Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.
Phil DeVille You're leading us around and around, Tommy.
Tommy Pickles But it was working before.
Lil DeVille I don't think it ever worked. I think your sponsatility's broke, just like your brother.
Tommy Pickles My brother is not broke!
Lil DeVille He pulled the lever!
Phil DeVille He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi!
Lil DeVille We could have been drowned.
Chucklie Finster Hey, you guys! Clow-clow...
[as he covers his ears to avoid the argument, he spots something and points in fear]
Lil DeVille What is it, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster CLOWN!!
[points to a rail car with a clown's face painted on it]
Phil DeVille What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?
Lil DeVille Maybe some giant baby losted his choo-choo.
Circus Monkeys Ooh, eek! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh-ee! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
[singing; 4 more monkeys emerge from the top of the car. One of them is wearing a yellow hat, another is wearing a pink dress and carrying a parasol, and the 3rd monkey is an infant wearing a diaper]
Devo You want to learn something that I can teach to you. You want to know a secret that I swear is true. Monkeys, we have more fun than humans ever do!
[singing; a monkey holds onto Chuckie while another monkey, in a tree, pulls by its tail]
Circus Monkeys Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang walla walla bing bang!
[singing; a monkey takes Tommy away in a trike. 2 more monkeys, one of them with a bow on her head, walk on their hands while Phil and Lil ride on their feet. They crash down]
Devo We learn to climb and swing before we learn to run. We like to party and there's room for everyone. Come by and see if you really wanna have some fun.
[singing]
Circus Monkeys Ooh, eee, ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang. Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
[singing; the parasol monkey parachutes off the top of the car, with her baby holding on. Phil and Lil follow with a skeleton of a parasol, but crashes]
Devo You'll never see us tired cause we're way too smart for workin'. A monkey knows a lot more than a man. We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas. Don't you know we never need a plan?
[singing; 3 monkeys hold onto Chuckie as he dives down; his glasses land onto Dil's head. The monkey with a parasol swipes the glasses and Dil's bottle, and feeds it to a baby monkey]
Dil Pickles Mine! Mine!
Tommy Pickles What? What do you want?
Dil Pickles Hungry, hungry.
Circus Monkeys Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh...
[singing]
Tommy Pickles Oh, but I really wanna go play with the monkeys.
[digs in the duffel bag, grunts, and opens a jar of banana baby food. He gives it to Dil]
Dil Pickles Hungry, hungry. Oh, boy.
[eating the banana baby food; giggles, and makes a mess of himself]
Tommy Pickles Watch my brother! I gotta get the diapie bag!
[leaves]
Chuckie Finster Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner. Oh, no! Hey, guys, help! There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother!
[tries to pull Dil away from the monkeys]
Phil DeVille So?
Chuckie Finster Oh, just help me, okay? Don't touch my hair! Hey! Let go!
[to the monkeys; Dil flies into Phil and Lil's arms, but a monkey in a tree tries to steal him. Meanwhile, he tries to take his glasses back from the baby monkey]
Phil and Lil DeVille Okay.
[mishearing; both let go of Dil's legs. Lil shrugged to her twin brother]
Chuckie Finster Oh, this is just great. I tell you, it can't get any worser than, this.
[ambles around near him; accidentally steps on his glasses, cracking the lenses; puts it back on]
Phil DeVille Well, at least the monkeys are gone.
Lil DeVille Yeah. And they took baby Dil with them.
Excitement Over Reptar's Arrival
Phil and Lil Wow!
Chuckie Finster What is that, you guys?
Lil DeVille Reptar!
Phil DeVille On wheels!
Chuckie Finster What do you think it's for?
Phil DeVille I don't know.
Lil DeVille I bet it could take us to the baby store.
[climbs into the wagon]
Phil DeVille Great idea, Lillian. We could take Dil to the hopsicle and get Tommy's money back.
Lil DeVille Yeah, it's money back bearanteed.
[climbs out]
Chuckie Finster Guys! Guys, Tommy's not gonna be happy about this.
Lil DeVille Well, he's sure not happy now.
[while he and Lili lug Dil towards the wagon and places him in there]
Chuckie Finster Well...
Lil DeVille You watch. Once Dil goes back to the baby store, Tommy will be happy here.
Chuckie Finster I don't know about this.
Tommy Pickles What are you doing?
[enters the room]
Phil DeVille We, uh, actually, Lillian was, uh...
Lil DeVille We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
Tommy Pickles What?! You can't do that. My mommy and daddy wanna keep him!
Chuckie Finster See? See?
Phil DeVille Why? All he does is cry and poop.
Tommy Pickles Well, so do you.
Phil DeVille I don't cry that much!
Tommy Pickles Well, you poop an awful lot!
Phil DeVille Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
Tommy Pickles I am not a poopie monster!
Announcer ..."Shirley-lock Holmes, Girl Detective", right after these messages.
Lil DeVille Poopie, poopie, poopie.
Phil DeVille We thought you'd be happy, Tommy!
Tommy Pickles Well, I'm not!
Angelica Pickles Hey, babies. Knock it off! Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV! Huh? Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.
[Dil sees Cynthia and swipes her from her]
Phil and Lil Pretty good.
Tommy Pickles Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.
Angelica Pickles You wanna ride in a wagon? I'll give you a ride...to outside space! Ow! My show! Next commercial, you babies are in big trouble!
[grabs Tommy by his collar; drops Tommy into the wagon; kicks the Reptar Wagon, which moves towards the front door, hurting her foot; hopping while holding her foot in pain, her hears on the TV that the show is out of commercials; slams the door]
Lil DeVille All aboard!
Chuckie Finster Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away. Ooh! Wait for me!
[to himself, as the Reptar Wagon rides outside, carrying the babies; to the babiess; climbs into the moving Reptar Wagon, which has now left the house, down the street]
Phil DeVille Which way to the hospicle?
Tommy Pickles We're not going to the hospicle!
Chuckie Finster Well, we're going somewhere!
United Express Driver Uh, pardon me. Pickup for Pickles to Japan?
Lou Pickles Take it away, take it away.
[yawning]
United Express Driver Yeah, have a good day.
Angelica Pickles Pipe down, Spike! Me and Cynthia are watching... Cynthia? Nice try, babies. Now gimme back my... CYNTHIAAAA!
[notices that Cynthia is missing; proceeds to the front door; gasps; sees that the babies and the Reptar Wagon are gone. She only sees Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat]
Angelica Pickles They took Cynthia, Spike! Come on! You're gonna be my butt-hound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house and doll house! I want those foogitives back in custardy. Whoa! Bad dog! Bad dog! STOP!
[unties the leash from the doghouse; Spike runs off, with her in tow]
Stu Pickles Deed, just go to the spa and relax. Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the, uh... Pop, where's the crate?
[on the phone; sees that the crate's gone]
Lou Pickles Oh, I guess the delivery folks must've come.
[wakes up]
Stu Pickles Wow. They loaded her up and everything, huh?
Didi Pickles Stu, let me talk to Tommy.
[on phone]
Stu Pickles Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy. Pop...uh...uh, where are the kids?
Lou Pickles That's funny. They were here a minute ago, playing in the...
Stu and Lou THE CRATE!
[look outside the open front door]
Stu Pickles Uh, Honey...I'm gonna have to...call you back.
[hangs up, then glares at Lou in anger]
Childhood Memories and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Chuckie Finster Oh, darn.
Lou Pickles Hey, sprouts, crate's no place for you to play. You wouldn't want to get shipped to Japan with Reptar, now would you? I better put this where I can keep an eye on it.
[dumps the babies out of the crate, picks it up, and moves it to the next room]
Chuckie Finster Dil, that's Tommy's blankie.
Tommy Pickles Yeah, it used to sleep with me before we even got you.
Dil Pickles My blankie!
[hits Tommy with his rattle]
Chuckie Finster He's not very nice. Ow!
[Dil hits him with the rattle]
Lil DeVille That's not how you get things from a brother, Tommy.
Tommy Pickles It's not?
Lil DeVille No, it's not. Here, watch.
[shoves Tommy and Chuckie, then tries to take a Reptar doll from Phil]
Phil DeVille Hey, that's my Reptar, Lillian!
Lil DeVille Is not, Phillip!
Phil DeVille Is too, Lillian!
Lil DeVille Is not!
Phil DeVille Is too!
Lil DeVille Is not! See, Tommy? Now you try it.
[tosses Phil to the floor. The arguing immediately stops]
Dil Pickles Teddy mine!
Dil Pickles Mine!
Dil Pickles Mine!
Dil Pickles Mine!
[hits Tommy on the head with his rattle]
Phil DeVille Gosh, Tommy learns fast.
Lil DeVille Yeah.
Stu Pickles Hurry, Pop, they'll be here to pick it up any minute.
Angelica Pickles Daddy, why can't I watch Shirley-Lock Holmes at our house? I'll never be able to hear it with that new baby squawking the whole time!
Drew Pickles Now, sweetheart, Daddy's gotta put in a little overtime today, so that Mommy won't be so ashamed of his quarterly earnings.
Angelica Pickles Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony is so slow.
Stu Pickles But we don't have a pony Angelica.
Angelica Pickles Then how come you told Mommy, Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?
[to Drew]
Stu Pickles Loser?
Drew Pickles He-He...I...
[laughs nervously]
Stu Pickles Excuse me, bro. My tax deductions are CRYING!
[angrily slams the door]
Drew Pickles YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!
[furiously opens the door again and angrily puts Angelica's things inside; slams the door]
Stu Pickles Tommy! Dil! Boys, what are you doing?!
Stu Pickles Dil...let's say we give Tommy a little turn with the bear, huh? Or not. Hey, champ, why don't you come with me for a minute? I got something to show you that's even better than your old teddy bear.
[tries to take the teddy bear, causing Dil to start wailing; returns the teddy bear to Dil. This stops Dil's crying, but now Tommy cries; picks up Tommy; takes him to his workshop]