Plankton's Ambitious Plans and Chum Bucket Duties
Sheldon J. Plankton: [laughs; laughs]
Ding-a-ling! Hey there, old buddy. Freeze! No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I LOVE ya!
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A High-Stakes Challenge for SpongeBob
King Neptune:
Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But, when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the wall.
Mr. Krabs:
Huh?
King Neptune: [to SpongeBob]
And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days.
Patrick Star: [interrupting]
He can do it in 9.
King Neptune:
8.
Patrick Star:
7.
King Neptune:
6.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs:
Patrick!
King Neptune:
6 it is, then.
Patrick Star: [Krabs strangles him]
5?
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick, quiet!
King Neptune:
Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
Mr. Krabs: [King Neptune freezes him]
No, wait, I'm beggin ya!
Squidward Tentacles:
Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
King Neptune:
Come along, Mindy.
Princess Mindy: [to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
Patrick Star:
She's pretty, SpongeBob.
Princess Mindy:
Here, take this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
What's in here?
Princess Mindy:
It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick Star:
You're hot.
Princess Mindy:
Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
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A Crown's Value and Its Consequences
SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
King Neptune:
Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Neptune:
You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king like authority. And, uh, between you and me, my hair is thinning a bit.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Oh, your highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeabaaaald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd:
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred:
MY EYES!
King Neptune:
Alright, alright.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Uh, King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs life if I went to get your crown back?
King Neptune: [laughs]
YOU, go to Shell City?! No-one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
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A Royal Encounter Over a Krabby Patty
Squidward:
$101 for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs:
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
King Neptune: [arriving and his squire blows his trumpet]
Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
Mr. Krabs:
I am Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order somethin'?
King Neptune: [shows him a note]
NAY!!! I'm onto you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime!
Mr. Krabs:
I stole your crown. Signed, EUGENE KRABS?!
King Neptune:
Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE!
Mr. Krabs:
B-But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Mr. Krabs on answering machine:
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
Clay: [on the answering machine]
Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
Mr. Krabs: [chuckles nervously]
Eh-heh-heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
King Neptune: [Scene cuts to Plankton on the phone]
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!? WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Plankton:
Plan Z, I love Plan Z.
King Neptune: [stops screaming]
PREPARE TO BURN, KRABS!
Mr. Krabs:
Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin ya! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
King Neptune:
Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish-meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
SpongeBob: [burps; burps]
I got something to say about Mr... Krabs.
Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.
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Court Proceedings Under King Neptune's Rule
Plankton:
About another time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
Squire:
Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
King Neptune:
So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner:
Yes, but-
King Neptune:
BUT WHAT?!
Prisoner:
But it's my job, your highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
King Neptune:
Well then, I guess I can't execute you. 20 years in the dungeon, it is.
Princess Mindy:
Daddy! You're free to go.
Crown polisher: [He runs away.]
Bless you, Princess Mindy.
King Neptune:
Mindy, how dare you defy me?
Princess Mindy:
Why do you need to be very mean?
King Neptune:
I am the king. I must enforce for the laws of the sea.
Princess Mindy:
Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire:
That would be nice.
King Neptune: [bunks the squire with his trident again; Everyone else leaves.]
Squire! Clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. What's this, Mindy?
Princess Mindy:
Your crown?
King Neptune:
And what does this crown do?
Princess Mindy:
Covers your bald spot.
King Neptune:
It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Princess Mindy:
I'm gonna be bald?
King Neptune:
Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
Princess Mindy:
Uh, Dad? Your "crown"?
King Neptune:
What the? MY CROWN!!!! AHHHHHH! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
Plankton:
I got it! I got it!
SpongeBob:
Alright. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
Patrick:
Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager.
SpongeBob: [screaming cry]
Ahhhh-hahhh-hahhh-hahhh!
Patrick:
Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
SpongeBob:
No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Patrick:
What? Why?
SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
Patrick:
What?! That's insane!
SpongeBob:
I know.
Patrick:
Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid.
Waiter:
Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
Patrick:
I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks.
SpongeBob: [sighs]
I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
Patrick:
Are you sure?
SpongeBob:
Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Patrick:
Okay, see ya.
Waiter:
And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
Patrick:
Yum.
SpongeBob:
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
SpongeBob:
Alright, folks. This one goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
SpongeBob and Patrick: [they pass out]
Waiter!
SpongeBob: [burp]
My... friend? Patrick? Hey, what's up, buddy? Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be...Mr. Krabs.
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Identifying the Right Label for Someone
Anchovy:
Dork?
Mr. Krabs:
No, wait, that's not correct. Not a dork.
Pearl Krabs:
A goofball?
Mr. Krabs:
Closer, but no.
Yellow-orange fish:
A ding-a-ling.
Tom:
Wingnut.
Mabel:
A knucklehead McSpazatron.
Mr. Krabs:
Okay, that's enough!
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A Disappointing Price for Entertainment
Mrs. Puff:
We paid $9 for this?
Sandy Cheeks:
I paid 10.
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Plankton's Frustration Over Success and Competition
Plankton: [first words; echoes]
Curses! It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one CUSTOMER!
Karen: [first words]
Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
Plankton:
Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohhh. Oh! Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet from A to Y.
Karen:
A to Y?
Plankton:
Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen:
What about Z?
Plankton:
Z?
Karen:
Z. The letter after Y.
Plankton:
W, X, Y. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said!
Karen: [rolls her eyes]
Oh, boy.
Plankton: [sniffs it; gets stepped on by SpongeBob]
Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't POSSIBLY FAIL! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. ALL HAIL PLANKT--! Ow!
SpongeBob:
I'm ready, promotion! I'm ready, promotion!
Plankton:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
SpongeBob: [drags his foot on the ground while Plankton screams]
Eww, I think I stepped in something.
Plankton:
Not "in something", -"on someone", you twit!
SpongeBob:
Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
Plankton: [mockingly; laughs]
No, I mean, yes, I'm almost on my side over to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy on planning to rule the world! Almost done!
SpongeBob:
Well, good luck with that. I'm ready, promotion! I'm ready, promotion!
Plankton:
Stupid kid.
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SpongeBob's Urgent Message to Squidward
Squidward:
Ah! SpongeBob, what are you doing in here?!
SpongeBob:
I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward:
Whatever it is, can't we wait until we get to work?!
SpongeBob:
There's no shower at work.
Squidward:
What do you want?!
SpongeBob:
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward:
GET OUT!
SpongeBob:
Okay, I'll see you at the ceremony.
Patrick:
That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!
Patrick:
I love bein purple!
SpongeBob:
We're goin to the place where all the action is.
Patrick:
You don't mean?
SpongeBob:
Oh, I mean.
Both:
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
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A Mysterious Situation in Bikini Bottom
French Narrator:
Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So...uhh...wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant.
Police:
Back up! Back up!
French Narrator:
Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
Mr. Krabs:
Please, settle down! We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss til me manager gets here.
Female Fish:
Look, there he is!
SpongeBob:
Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: [cries]
Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!!
SpongeBob: [slaps Krabs' face]
Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin in. Take it easy, my friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
Fish:
I'm really scared here, man.
SpongeBob:
Do you got a name?
Phil:
Phil.
SpongeBob: [Phil whimpers]
Do you got a family, Phil? Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
Phil:
I got a wife and two beautiful children.
SpongeBob:
That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
Phil:
What?
SpongeBob:
Say cheese. Order up.
Crowd: [blows foghorn from their mouth; does it again; and again]
Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip!
SpongeBob:
Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today, sorry about this, calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
Gary the Snail:
Meow.
SpongeBob: [chuckles]
Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.
SpongeBob "Employee of the Month" Awards:
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob:
I'm ready, promotion.
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Excitement Over a Dinghy's Arrival
Pirate 1:
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Pirate 2:
Dinghy ahoy. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirate 3:
Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirates: [off-screen]
Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirate 4: [hit in the face by the door]
Captain, dinghy off the-
Captain Bart:
Dinghy.
Pirate 1:
I got it! I got it.
Captain Bart:
Where is it?
Pirate 1:
It's right here, captain.
Captain Bart:
I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
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Karen Advises Plankton to Calm Down
Karen:
Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors.
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Plankton's Humorous Threat to His Rivals
Plankton: [Last words before his defeat; laughs]
Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!
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Plankton's Determination to Build His Monument
Plankton:
No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!
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The Power of Belief
Princess Mindy:
You just gotta believe!
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King Neptune's Lost Crown in Shell City
King Neptune:
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!
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Value of Investment in a Crisis
Sandy Cheeks:
I paid 10!
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Questioning the Value of an Experience
Mrs. Puff:
We paid $9 for this?
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Frustration with Wrong Numbers
Mr. Krabs:
Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
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Mr. Krabs' Affection for Money
Mr. Krabs:
Hello! I like money.
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Mr. Krabs Requests a Message
Mr. Krabs:
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message.
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Celebrating a New Role at Krusty Krab 2
Patrick Star: [He looks down to see that he has no clothes]
That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
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SpongeBob Warns About Plankton's Dangerous Plan
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves.
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SpongeBob's Witty Farewell Comment
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Well, good luck with that.
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Celebrating a Promotion with Patrick
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!
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Gratitude in Managerial Acceptance Speech
SpongeBob SquarePants:
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
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SpongeBob's Enthusiasm for a Promotion
SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm ready, promotion!
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SpongeBob's Confidence in His Accomplishments
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Confidence in Leadership
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
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SpongeBob Encourages Eugene to Stay Composed
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin in.
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SpongeBob Seeks Communication with Mr. Krabs
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Talk to me, Krabs.
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