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Celebrating a Promotion with Patrick
SpongeBob SquarePants
Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!
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King Neptune's Lost Crown in Shell City
King Neptune
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!
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Plankton's Frustration Over Success and Competition
Plankton
Curses! It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one CUSTOMER!
[first words; echoes]
Karen
Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
[first words]
Plankton
Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohhh. Oh! Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet from A to Y.
Karen
A to Y?
Plankton
Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen
What about Z?
Plankton
Z?
Karen
Z. The letter after Y.
Plankton
W, X, Y. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said!
Karen
Oh, boy.
[rolls her eyes]
Plankton
Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't POSSIBLY FAIL! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. ALL HAIL PLANKT--! Ow!
[sniffs it; gets stepped on by SpongeBob]
SpongeBob
I'm ready, promotion! I'm ready, promotion!
Plankton
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
SpongeBob
Eww, I think I stepped in something.
[drags his foot on the ground while Plankton screams]
Plankton
Not "in something", -"on someone", you twit!
SpongeBob
Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
Plankton
No, I mean, yes, I'm almost on my side over to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy on planning to rule the world! Almost done!
[mockingly; laughs]
SpongeBob
Well, good luck with that. I'm ready, promotion! I'm ready, promotion!
Plankton
Stupid kid.
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Mr. Krabs Requests a Message
Mr. Krabs
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message.
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The Power of Belief
Princess Mindy
You just gotta believe!
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SpongeBob Seeks Communication with Mr. Krabs
SpongeBob SquarePants
Talk to me, Krabs.
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Court Proceedings Under King Neptune's Rule
Plankton
About another time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
Squire
Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
King Neptune
So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner
Yes, but-
King Neptune
BUT WHAT?!
Prisoner
But it's my job, your highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
King Neptune
Well then, I guess I can't execute you. 20 years in the dungeon, it is.
Princess Mindy
Daddy! You're free to go.
Crown polisher
Bless you, Princess Mindy.
[He runs away.]
King Neptune
Mindy, how dare you defy me?
Princess Mindy
Why do you need to be very mean?
King Neptune
I am the king. I must enforce for the laws of the sea.
Princess Mindy
Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire
That would be nice.
King Neptune
Squire! Clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. What's this, Mindy?
[bunks the squire with his trident again; Everyone else leaves.]
Princess Mindy
Your crown?
King Neptune
And what does this crown do?
Princess Mindy
Covers your bald spot.
King Neptune
It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Princess Mindy
I'm gonna be bald?
King Neptune
Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
Princess Mindy
Uh, Dad? Your "crown"?
King Neptune
What the? MY CROWN!!!! AHHHHHH! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
Plankton
I got it! I got it!
SpongeBob
Alright. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
Patrick
Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager.
SpongeBob
Ahhhh-hahhh-hahhh-hahhh!
[screaming cry]
Patrick
Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
SpongeBob
No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Patrick
What? Why?
SpongeBob
Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
Patrick
What?! That's insane!
SpongeBob
I know.
Patrick
Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid.
Waiter
Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
Patrick
I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks.
SpongeBob
I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
[sighs]
Patrick
Are you sure?
SpongeBob
Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Patrick
Okay, see ya.
Waiter
And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
Patrick
Yum.
SpongeBob
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
SpongeBob
Alright, folks. This one goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
SpongeBob and Patrick
Waiter!
[they pass out]
SpongeBob
My... friend? Patrick? Hey, what's up, buddy? Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be...Mr. Krabs.
[burp]
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SpongeBob Encourages Eugene to Stay Composed
SpongeBob SquarePants
Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin in.
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Gratitude in Managerial Acceptance Speech
SpongeBob SquarePants
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
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Plankton's Determination to Build His Monument
Plankton
No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!
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Karen Advises Plankton to Calm Down
Karen
Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors.
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SpongeBob Warns About Plankton's Dangerous Plan
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves.
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Plankton's Humorous Threat to His Rivals
Plankton
Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!
[Last words before his defeat; laughs]
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SpongeBob's Witty Farewell Comment
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, good luck with that.
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SpongeBob's Urgent Message to Squidward
Squidward
Ah! SpongeBob, what are you doing in here?!
SpongeBob
I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward
Whatever it is, can't we wait until we get to work?!
SpongeBob
There's no shower at work.
Squidward
What do you want?!
SpongeBob
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward
GET OUT!
SpongeBob
Okay, I'll see you at the ceremony.
Patrick
That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!
Patrick
I love bein purple!
SpongeBob
We're goin to the place where all the action is.
Patrick
You don't mean?
SpongeBob
Oh, I mean.
Both
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
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A High-Stakes Challenge for SpongeBob
King Neptune
Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But, when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the wall.
Mr. Krabs
Huh?
King Neptune
And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days.
[to SpongeBob]
Patrick Star
He can do it in 9.
[interrupting]
King Neptune
8.
Patrick Star
7.
King Neptune
6.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs
Patrick!
King Neptune
6 it is, then.
Patrick Star
5?
[Krabs strangles him]
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick, quiet!
King Neptune
Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
Mr. Krabs
No, wait, I'm beggin ya!
[King Neptune freezes him]
Squidward Tentacles
Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
King Neptune
Come along, Mindy.
Princess Mindy
Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
[to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Patrick Star
She's pretty, SpongeBob.
Princess Mindy
Here, take this.
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's in here?
[opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
Princess Mindy
It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick Star
You're hot.
Princess Mindy
Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
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Celebrating a New Role at Krusty Krab 2
Patrick Star
That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
[He looks down to see that he has no clothes]
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Identifying the Right Label for Someone
Anchovy
Dork?
Mr. Krabs
No, wait, that's not correct. Not a dork.
Pearl Krabs
A goofball?
Mr. Krabs
Closer, but no.
Yellow-orange fish
A ding-a-ling.
Tom
Wingnut.
Mabel
A knucklehead McSpazatron.
Mr. Krabs
Okay, that's enough!
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SpongeBob's Confidence in His Accomplishments
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!
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A Royal Encounter Over a Krabby Patty
Squidward
$101 for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
King Neptune
Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
[arriving and his squire blows his trumpet]
Mr. Krabs
I am Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order somethin'?
King Neptune
NAY!!! I'm onto you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime!
[shows him a note]
Mr. Krabs
I stole your crown. Signed, EUGENE KRABS?!
King Neptune
Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE!
Mr. Krabs
B-But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Mr. Krabs on answering machine
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
Clay
Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
[on the answering machine]
Mr. Krabs
Eh-heh-heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
[chuckles nervously]
King Neptune
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!? WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
[Scene cuts to Plankton on the phone]
Plankton
Plan Z, I love Plan Z.
King Neptune
PREPARE TO BURN, KRABS!
[stops screaming]
Mr. Krabs
Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin ya! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
King Neptune
Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish-meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
SpongeBob
I got something to say about Mr... Krabs.
[burps; burps]
Mr. Krabs
SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.
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Excitement Over a Dinghy's Arrival
Pirate 1
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Pirate 2
Dinghy ahoy. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirate 3
Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirates
Dinghy off the port bow!
[off-screen]
Pirate 4
Captain, dinghy off the-
[hit in the face by the door]
Captain Bart
Dinghy.
Pirate 1
I got it! I got it.
Captain Bart
Where is it?
Pirate 1
It's right here, captain.
Captain Bart
I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
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Confidence in Leadership
SpongeBob SquarePants
Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
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Questioning the Value of an Experience
Mrs. Puff
We paid $9 for this?
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Mr. Krabs' Affection for Money
Mr. Krabs
Hello! I like money.
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A Crown's Value and Its Consequences
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
King Neptune
Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Neptune
You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king like authority. And, uh, between you and me, my hair is thinning a bit.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, your highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeabaaaald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred
MY EYES!
King Neptune
Alright, alright.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Uh, King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs life if I went to get your crown back?
King Neptune
YOU, go to Shell City?! No-one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
[laughs]
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Value of Investment in a Crisis
Sandy Cheeks
I paid 10!
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Frustration with Wrong Numbers
Mr. Krabs
Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
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SpongeBob's Enthusiasm for a Promotion
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready, promotion!
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Plankton's Ambitious Plans and Chum Bucket Duties
Sheldon J. Plankton
Ding-a-ling! Hey there, old buddy. Freeze! No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I LOVE ya!
[laughs; laughs]
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A Disappointing Price for Entertainment
Mrs. Puff
We paid $9 for this?
Sandy Cheeks
I paid 10.
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A Mysterious Situation in Bikini Bottom
French Narrator
Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So...uhh...wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant.
Police
Back up! Back up!
French Narrator
Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
Mr. Krabs
Please, settle down! We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss til me manager gets here.
Female Fish
Look, there he is!
SpongeBob
Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs
Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!!
[cries]
SpongeBob
Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin in. Take it easy, my friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
[slaps Krabs' face]
Fish
I'm really scared here, man.
SpongeBob
Do you got a name?
Phil
Phil.
SpongeBob
Do you got a family, Phil? Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
[Phil whimpers]
Phil
I got a wife and two beautiful children.
SpongeBob
That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
Phil
What?
SpongeBob
Say cheese. Order up.
Crowd
Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip!
[blows foghorn from their mouth; does it again; and again]
SpongeBob
Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today, sorry about this, calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
Gary the Snail
Meow.
SpongeBob
Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.
[chuckles]
SpongeBob "Employee of the Month" Awards
SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob
I'm ready, promotion.
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