The Tigger Movie (2000) - Quotes

Tigger: [presents Roo with a gift] You didn't think I was gonna remember you, did ya? Go on. Go on. Open er up. It's all yours.

Roo: [opens the box, looks inside, then pulls out the locket] Is it really for me, Tigger?

Tigger: [puts it around Roo's neck] Only the best for my bestest little brother.

Tigger: For Eeyore, a new family room for your lovely home.

Eeyore: Seems kinda big. Bit on the comfy side. Not very drafty. But I suppose I'll get used to it.

Owl: [recites the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smilin'...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed...

Everyone: Your family.

Piglet: [nervously] Is that a rumbly in your tumbly, Pooh?

Pooh: I don't think so, Piglet.

Tigger: [notices his friends approaching] What are you guyses doin here?

Rabbit: Doing? What are we doing here?! We came all this way to look for you! Now, forget about all this other Tiggers nonsense and come home.

Tigger: [taken aback] Nonse-- NO!

Rabbit: Are you crazy?! It's not safe out here!

Tigger: Exacti-cally! That's why you should all go home, where it is safe! But I've gotta wait here, in my family tree, for my real FAMILY!

Tigger: [removes Roo's Tigger disguise; one by one, he removes the others' disguises] Roo, what are you doin impersonisin a Tigger?! Piglet? Kanga? Owl? Eeyore!

Eeyore: Hoo-hoo-hoo.

Pooh: We only wanted to help, Tigger.

Tigger: [guiltily; worried; heads out the door] Oh. Oh. Now I understand. It was all a big joke. Well, that's all right. Cause somewhere out there, there's a Tigger family tree full of my real Tigger family. I got a letter to prove it! And I'm gonna find em. So, T-T-F-E. Ta-ta forever!

Roo: [observes an unfamiliar object] What is this doohickey?

Tigger: Why, that's no doohickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.

Rabbit: [after being pushed back into the mud by Tigger] What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my Rock Remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is...bouncing?!

Tigger: [guiltily] But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right, dear.

Narrator: [first lines; opens a red book entitled "Winnie the Pooh"] Now, this might be the room of any small boy. But it happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. And like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. And together, they had many remarkable adventures in an enchanted place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's very best friend was a bear called Winnie the Pooh.

Tigger: [pops up in front of the camera, interrupting the narrator; jumps up, then lands beside the book, closing it] Winnie the Pooh?! Wait half a darn minute! It seems to me that most of these stories are about that silly old bear.

Narrator: [chuckles; re-opens the book] Well, then, Tigger. Who should this story be about?

Tigger: Well, I happen to know someone who's extremely fascinating. Not to mention handsome and debonairy.

Narrator: But the title already says Winnie the Pooh.

Tigger: [pushes the letter "E" in "Winnie" with his foot, then kicks it down; grabs the two letter Os in "Pooh", causing the book to fall over. The letters and drawing of a tree fall down, and the book lands. Tigger lifts the book back up, then rearranges letters on the page, spelling out "The Tigger Movie", then frowns as his name isn't colored in. He nudges it, and his name turns orange; does the Whoop-de-Dooper Loop-De-Looper Ally-Ooper Bounce, then enters the book] Oh, that's easy to fix. There! Now that's a wonderful title! And speaking of wonderful things...

Tigger: [mutters gibberish and gasps] Teach you the W.D, Double L, A.O.B.?! What?! That's ridickerous!