Transformation from Nerd to Hero
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He was 98 lbs. of solid nerd until he became...The Toxic Avenger
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A New Jersey Superhero Emerges
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The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey!
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Transformation of a Weakling into a Hero
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Melvin was a 90lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into...The Toxic Avenger
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Confrontation Over Time and Consequences
Officer O'Clancy:
No way. You're wasting your time!
Cigar Face:
No! That's where you're wrong. You're wasting our time! Now we're gonna waste you!
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Confrontation Between Slug and Wanda
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Assurance of Privacy in Unlikely Situation
Wanda:
Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug:
I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours til tomorrow morning.
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Introduction of the Entertainment Team
Frank:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun, we've got my man Leroy! On the cash register, we've got that magic fingers, Rico!
Rico:
That's me!
Frank:
And last but not least, yours truly, Frank, on the stick.
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The Impact of Color in Photography
Julie:
That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda:
I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
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Monsters and Their Unusual Preferences
Bruce:
I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey:
Well, I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce:
For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
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Bribery and Threats Among Criminal Characters
Cigar Face: [while counting money]
When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls!
Nipples:
I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everybody says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles:
He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow!
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A Moment of Flattery and Survival
Frank:
Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might, get your asses home all intact.
Sara:
Why, Melvin, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.
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Threatening Remarks in a Dark Comedy
Leroy: [points his gun at the baby]
Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food, little baby? Well, how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
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Leroy's Challenge to Teen Gamers
Leroy:
Hey Frank, teeny-boppers! You like video games, teeny-boppers? Your mom give you quarters for video games? Well, cough em up!
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Threat to tacos and safety
Leroy:
All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!
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Cigar Face's Threat to the Monster
Cigar Face:
I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar Face!
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Critique of Law Enforcement Integrity
Cigar Face:
Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots!
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Confrontation with Officer O'Clancy
The Toxic Avenger: [to the Mayor; he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]
You fat slob! Let's see if you've got any guts. Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
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A Warning About Fairness and Consequences
The Toxic Avenger: [as he kills Mrs. Haskell]
Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!
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