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Monsters and Their Unusual Preferences
Bruce
I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey
Well, I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce
For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
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Introduction of the Entertainment Team
Frank
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun, we've got my man Leroy! On the cash register, we've got that magic fingers, Rico!
Rico
That's me!
Frank
And last but not least, yours truly, Frank, on the stick.
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Threat to tacos and safety
Leroy
All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!
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A Moment of Flattery and Survival
Frank
Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might, get your asses home all intact.
Sara
Why, Melvin, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.
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The Impact of Color in Photography
Julie
That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda
I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
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Threatening Remarks in a Dark Comedy
Leroy
Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food, little baby? Well, how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
[points his gun at the baby]
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Transformation of a Weakling into a Hero
Taglines
Melvin was a 90lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into...The Toxic Avenger
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Assurance of Privacy in Unlikely Situation
Wanda
Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug
I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours til tomorrow morning.
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Confrontation with Officer O'Clancy
The Toxic Avenger
You fat slob! Let's see if you've got any guts. Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
[to the Mayor; he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]
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Leroy's Challenge to Teen Gamers
Leroy
Hey Frank, teeny-boppers! You like video games, teeny-boppers? Your mom give you quarters for video games? Well, cough em up!
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Confrontation Between Slug and Wanda
Slug
Get outta here, you pervert!
[to The Toxic Avenger]
Wanda
Or I'll kill ya!
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Transformation from Nerd to Hero
Taglines
He was 98 lbs. of solid nerd until he became...The Toxic Avenger
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A New Jersey Superhero Emerges
Taglines
The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey!
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Bribery and Threats Among Criminal Characters
Cigar Face
When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls!
[while counting money]
Nipples
I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everybody says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles
He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow!
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Cigar Face's Threat to the Monster
Cigar Face
I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar Face!
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Critique of Law Enforcement Integrity
Cigar Face
Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots!
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Confrontation Over Time and Consequences
Officer O'Clancy
No way. You're wasting your time!
Cigar Face
No! That's where you're wrong. You're wasting our time! Now we're gonna waste you!
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A Warning About Fairness and Consequences
The Toxic Avenger
Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!
[as he kills Mrs. Haskell]
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