21 quotes
Questioning Kat's Choice in Partners
TJ
Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
[about Nick]
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Understanding Choices in Relationships
Nick
When I told you I've never done a wedding before, it wasn't because I've never been asked. I just never said yes.
Kat
Why'd you say yes to me?
Nick
There was something in your voice on the phone that day.
Kat
Desperation?
Nick
I think it was hope.
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Unveiling Secrets in Unexpected Conversations
Kat
You know what pisses me off? I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know a thing about you.
Nick
I'm allergic to fabric softener. I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we never met.
[pause]
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Mutual Attraction in Complicated Relationships
TJ
The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
[to Kat and Amy]
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Encouragement Amidst Heartache
Nick
Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost.
Kat
Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
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Timing is Crucial in Relationships
Amy
Hey.
Kat
Hey.
Amy
I just... I wanted to thank you for not outing me in front of Ed. I want to tell him just not the night before our wedding, you know... with these things, timing is everything.
[pauses]
Kat
You're right. You should really time it right so that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend, he won't feel like the whole world is collapsing around him, and there's no escape because you tricked him into marrying you.
[pauses]
Amy
Kat...
Kat
Oh, don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect tomorrow. I'll smile and say all the right things, and you'll deal with Ed when you're ready. But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's okay.
[brightly]
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Reality of Weddings vs. Idealized Love
Nick Mercer
A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.
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Confrontation and Relationship Dynamics in Conflict
Nick Mercer
Go ahead, Kat, hate me. I think you're running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow. Maybe now you'll be able to hold on to this long enough to ruin your next relationship.
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Unexpected Reunion and Unfiltered Confessions
TJ
Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
[sees Kat with Jeffery]
Kat
You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ
You have to play them off. Otherwise they think you're easy. Hello, arsehole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
[turns to Jeffery]
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The Importance of Eye Contact in Perception
Nick Mercer
Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
[to Kat]
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A Moment of Tension Among Family
Jeffrey
Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment.
Bunny
Well, let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? Sure, go right ahead.
Kat
Thanks for the solidarity, Mom, but next time a little less information.
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Preference for Conflict Over Other Relationships
Nick Mercer
I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
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Conversation About a Boat's Purpose
Victor
Are you a boatsman, son?
[after seeing Nick and Kat waking up in his boat]
Nick
I am now, sir.
Victor
Well, I'm glad to see that someone is making good use of her again. The boat I mean.
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A Humorous Request for a Drink
TJ
Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
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A Toast to Love and Loss
Nick Mercer
Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.
[at the Bachelorette Party]
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Unexpected Realization of Emotion
TJ
Oh God. I think I've just come.
[after seeing Nick wink]
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Difficulty in Reaching Out to Escorts
Kat Ellis
You're like the ] of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.
[to Nick; [Yoda]
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The Challenge of Love and Vulnerability
Nick Mercer
The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back. But if you know her shit and she knows yours, and at the end of the day if you still would rather give up than try, nothings ever going to be worth it. Maybe think about it this way... you go back, you get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex.
[to Edward]
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Jealousy and Insecurity in Relationships
Jeffrey
There's something about him I don't like.
[about Nick]
Edward
He's 9% body fat and shagging your ex-girlfriend.
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Complicated Family Dynamics and Love
Kat Ellis
Oh, I should warn you. You know those families where everyone's out of their minds, but at the end of the day they're you family, so you love them? Mine's not like that. I love my dad, but since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family. He's more like a hostage.
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Choosing the Right Partner Over the Wrong One
TJ
Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
[to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick]
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