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The Wild Quotes

"Start spreading the newspaper."

G 2006 · 1h 22m
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31 quotes
The Wild
Misunderstandings in a Lighthearted Moment
Bridget Hey! I am not in the mood for a game of footsie or hoofsie or pawsie or…
Nigel That wasn't my paw. It was this! I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. It'll light the way to Ryan.
[turns on Statue of Liberty torch]
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The Wild
Facing Danger in the Jungle
Bridget Benny, please tell me we're not in a dangerous jungle with an 8-inch squirrel protecting us.
Benny Actually, I'm 9 inches. But other than that, yes.
Bridget So that means...
Nigel We are going to die!
[screaming]
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The Wild
Covert Agents Introduce Themselves
Samson Who are you?
Camo Our names aren't important.
Cloak I'm Cloak, he's Camo. We're covert agents. Ow!
[gets hit by Camo]
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The Wild
Critique of Outdated Choreography
Blag And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... 80s.
[to Kazar]
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The Wild
Threat of Consequences for Ice Cream Delay
Nigel If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.
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The Wild
Navigating Obstacles in a Group Adventure
Samson Think. What did Benny say? Couple of lefts, couple of rights… Bridget, can you see the green lady?
[sighs]
Bridget I'm looking, I'm looking, but I can't see over anything for a change.
Nigel How far are you away? You in a different continent? Ow! Is that you, Larry?
Larry Up here, Nige.
Nigel You're a very furry snake.
Samson Guys, shh. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves.
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The Wild
Repetitive Stories and Unimpressed Listeners
Samson So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on this side of the Serengeti, and...
Ryan You roared so loud, his spots flew clean off. Dad, I've heard this like a billion times.
Samson Uh, do you know the one where I made the laughing hyenas...
Ryan Cry? Yep.
Samson The croc attack?
Ryan Dad.
Samson Okay, think.
Ryan Yeah, you do that.
Samson All right, Mr. Smart Guy. Here's one I know you haven't heard. It all started in the little place I like to call... The Wild.
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The Wild
Expectations and Realities of Growing Up
Samson Mm… rabbit.
Benny Mm. Cholesterol. I'll stick with the nuts.
[grunts]
Samson I don't know what his problem is, Benny. He's 11, but he's still roaring at a nine-year-old level.
Benny Little help here, Sammy? You know what? Maybe you're setting the bar too high, um, with all those stories about Samson the Wild.
Samson Hey, he's always loved those stories! They inspire him.
Benny OK, OK. I'm not gonna argue with someone who can use my tail as dental floss. Oh, Sammy, you got something right there.
Samson Where?
Benny No, no, other side.
Samson Here?
Benny Oh, uh…
[stammering]
Samson Oh, sorry, Benny.
Benny You got it.
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The Wild
Urgent Search for Ryan in Trouble
Benny Hamir! Hamir! Get a grip on yourself!
[smacking Hamir]
Hamir Oh, Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.
[screams]
Benny No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took him away in a truck! We got to find him.
Hamir That is not good, not good at all. Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him, you crazy pigeons!
[pigeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something; sighs]
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The Wild
Panic and Leadership in a Crisis Situation
Benny Don't panic, I'm in charge here.
[after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest]
Bridget That's why we're panicking!
Benny I say we fan out in circles.
Bridget What are we, peacocks? We don't fan, we run. Run for your lives, everybody!
Larry Guys, I've got an idea! Why don't we ask them?
[points at the wildebeests]
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The Wild
Consequences of Careless Actions in the Zoo
Ryan I told you I'd come to the game.
[nervously; chuckles]
Samson You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!
[enraged]
Ryan I'm sorry.
Samson For what? Chasing the Gazelles or costing us the game? All you do is sit up in your tree and sulk!
Ryan If you would just…
Samson I mean, what is it? What's the problem? Is all of this because you can't roar?
Samson Ryan, I didn't mean that.
Ryan You know what I'm doing when I'm sulking up in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.
Samson Huh? Ryan, I… I didn't…
Ryan Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a whole lot easier.
[angrily runs off]
Samson Ryan, I'm sorry. Ryan! Please don't… leave.
Larry Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game. And you were worried he wouldn't show up.
[shows up]
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The Wild
Spotting Boundaries in Conversation
Benny Hey, watch where you goin', you, big, big...!
Benny Bridget.
Bridget Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here.
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The Wild
The Importance of Caution and Growth
Samson Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.
Ryan But, Dad…
Samson Listen, I know you're frustrated, but a lion finds his roar…
Both Here.
Ryan I'm… I'm so tired of hearing that, Dad!
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The Wild
Flamingos and Fergus Engage in Playful Banter
Flamingos Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not!
Fergus Out of my way, you bum! There's that moth-eaten koala!
Nigel I've told you flamingos a hundred times, walk.
Fergus How about an autograph?!
Nigel Don't…
Flamingo Birds! Find the string on his back! So you're havin a really nice day!
[kicks Nigel up a tree branch and falls; flamingos attack Nigel]
Samson Guys!
Fergus Huh?
Samson Off my co-captain, now.
Fergus Eh, sorry, Samson.
[grunts]
Nigel OW! That didn't hurt.
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The Wild
Request for Eucalyptus Wipes
Nigel Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?
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The Wild
A Discussion on Roaring and Octaves
Ryan I can't even roar. How would you even know I'm there?
Samson So you really think it dropped an octave?
Benny Absolutely. Hmph. What the heck is an octave?
Ryan I heard that.
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The Wild
Miscommunication Among Ambitious Characters
Blag Kazar, I think you'll be very pleased with what I brought you.
Kazar What's this? Where's the other lion?
Blag Right. Well, I was gonna tell you. There was this cliff and, uh– Why are you looking at me like that?
[Kazar huffs angrily at Blag]
Kazar That's twice you've been out of step today, Blag! You klutz. You know we can't ascend to the top of the food chain, until we eat a lion! Well, at least there'll be enough for my ascension.
[As Kazar speaks, Blag slips off the edge, but holds on]
Blag What about the rest of us?
Kazar Step-kick, pivot-kick! Ha-ha!
[Kazar kicks Blag's face, then Blag falls down in front of Ryan, Bridget, and Larry]
Blag Ouch! I twisted a hoof!
[twists his hoof]
Kazar You work, and you work. Then they break your heart.
Blag There goes my career!
[off-screen]
Kazar Prepare the sacrifices!
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The Wild
A Humorous Exchange on Morality and Perspective
Benny Lastly, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
Samson Benny, stealing candy from a baby?
Benny Stealing is such a strong word. I prefer "liberating".
Samson Uh-huh.
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The Wild
Debating the Cause of Hunger
Larry Hey, you think it has anything to do with that?
[his head points at the volcano]
Bridget All right, hang on a second. Either I'm starving or Larry is making sense.
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The Wild
Disagreement Over Reporting a Lion Cub
Scab and Scraw Ooh, a lion cub.
[finding Ryan on a tree branch]
Scab We must tell Kazar.
Scraw It's my turn to tell him!
Scab You got to tell him last time!
Scraw No, I didn't!
Scab Oh, yes, you did!
[squawks]
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The Wild
A Playful Encounter Among Friends
Samson Girls, put him down.
Nigel I am not a doll!
Monkey 1 Cushy Tushy!
Nigel Ah! Leave my bum alone!
Benny Nigel, get your paws off my girlfriend!
Bridget Benny, I am not your girlfriend!
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The Wild
Cuddly Affection from a Talking Toy
Talking Koala Bear Doll I'm so cuddly, I like you.
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The Wild
Misunderstandings Among Unlikely Friends
Benny Mm, what? Wha... wha...? Whoa. Wait! What, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hey, hey, hey! Ow, ow, ow! Hey! Ow! Get off me! What is goin on here?!
[to the dung beetles]
Dung Beetle 1 Stinky does not speak.
Dung Beetle 2 It rolls like a little ball.
Benny Wait, wait. You guys think I'm a...?
Dung Beetle 1 Achtung, Stinky!
[to Benny]
Dung Beetle 2 Less talk, more roll.
Dung Beetle 1 Ja.
All Roll! Roll!
Benny What the...? Hey!
[grunting]
Dung Beetle 1 Rolling the dung is good for tight buns!
[chuckling, rolling away]
Benny I'll give you something to roll about! It's a good thing Bridget didn't see that!
[spins around to the ground, shuddering]
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The Wild
Strategic Maneuvers in Predator's Playbook
Nigel I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up!
Bridget Not to nitpick, but shouldn't you be tearing them to shreds?
Samson All part of the plan. This maneuver's known as the Serengeti Slip. Page ten of the Predator's Playbook.
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The Wild
Unexpected Encounter with a Rat
Woman It's a rat! Get that rat off my baby!
[screaming]
Benny A rat? Hello!
[spinning in the air holding a candy necklace]
Baby Silly, silly rat.
Benny Rats do not got bling like this, lady.
[shudders]
Woman You little...!
[smacks Benny with her purse]
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The Wild
Confrontation Between Stan and Carmine
Stan You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh, are you? Huh, huh, huh? I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet. Huh?
[turns to Samson and his friends; hits Carmine twice again]
Carmine Yeah.
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The Wild
Discovery of a Human Bathing Area
Larry Eww! What is this stinky place?
Samson It, uh…
Nigel Oi!
Samson …appears to be a human bathing area.
Nigel You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!
Bridget Oh, they're hopeless. It is hard to believe they are the top of the food chain.
Nigel I can't imagine beginning the day without licking myself.
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The Wild
Choosing the Unusual in a Moment of Chaos
Wildebeest I'll take the one with the funny knees.
Benny The funny knee...? Yaah!
Bridget Benny, no! Benny?
[he charges, but the wildebeest knocks him out]
Wildebeest Get them!
[Bridget and Larry scream]
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The Wild
Unexpected Obstacle in the Wild Adventure
Nigel Here I come! Hey! Who put that bar there?
[jumps off tree branch and lands on a metal fence]
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The Wild
Navigating Uncertainty in a New Environment
Larry Are we in the right place?
Nigel Any place without two hilarious alligators seems a move in the right direction.
Bridget Sam! Do you see anything up there?
Samson I sure do.
Bridget Well, well, well. There she is, like Hamir said.
Nigel And it's sunrise, which means we're a tad short on time.
Samson Guys, look. We know the box Ryan's in is green. It's gotta be around here somewhere, so I need you to…
Larry Yeah. So we should shout out if we see a box that looks exactly like the ones over there.
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The Wild
Challenges of Choreographing a Chorus Line
Kazar Step, kick, pivot, kick, walk, walk, walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing? Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.
[snorts at Blag]
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