The Wrestler Quotes

Randy The Ram Robinson Hey, this is supposed to say Randy'.

Wayne I guess personnel just got it off your W-4.

Randy The Ram Robinson WAYNE!... Do I gotta wear it?

Wayne No... you're special.

Randy The Ram Robinson WAYNE!... Can they fix it?

Wayne Just wear the fucking thing, OK?

Randy "The Ram" Robinson The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don't give a shit about me.

Randy The Ram Robinson Goddamn they don't make em like they used to.

Cassidy Fuckin 80's man, best shit ever!

Randy The Ram Robinson Bet'chr ass man, ]! Rules.

Cassidy ]!

Randy The Ram Robinson Yeah!

Cassidy ]!

Randy The Ram Robinson Then that ] pussy had to come around and ruin it all.

Cassidy Like there's something wrong with just wanting to have a good time?

Randy The Ram Robinson I'll tell you somethin', I hate the fuckin 90's.

Cassidy Fuckin 90's sucked.

Randy The Ram Robinson Fuckin 90's sucked.

Necro Butcher Are you cool with the staples?

Randy The Ram Robinson Staples?

Necro Butcher Staple gun... Not so bad on the way in, except it's a little scary, you know - you got this metal thing pressed up against you. Gonna leave some marks, have to deal with a little blood loss.

Randy The Ram Robinson What can I get for you, good-lookin'?

Randy The Ram Robinson HALF POUND OF EGG SALAD, COMIN UP!

Randy The Ram Robinson Fresh? Fresh as monkey's breath, brother!

Randy "The Ram" Robinson I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

Randy The Ram Robinson Give this to your son, it's an authentic Randy "the Ram" action figure. Tell him not to lose it, it's a $300 collectors item.

Cassidy Really?

Randy The Ram Robinson No.

Wayne It's an endless parade of horny housewives begging for your man meat.

Randy "The Ram" Robinson I just wanna say to you all tonight, I'm very grateful to be here. A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again. And that's all I do. You know, if you live hard and you play hard, and you burn the candle at both ends, you pay the price for it. You know, in this life you can lose everything that you love, everything that loves you. Now, I don't hear as good as I used to, and I forget stuff, and I ain't as pretty as I used to be. But god-damn it, I'm still standing here and I'm The Ram. As time goes by, as time goes by, they say: He's washed up. He's finished. He's a loser. He's all through. But you know what? The only ones who are gonna tell me when I'm through doing my thing is you people here! You people here, you people here are the ones who are worth bringing it for, because you're my family. I love all of you. Thank you so much.