Deserters, Rebels, and Thieves Redefined
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They're deserters, rebels, and thieves, but in the nicest possible way.
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War Without Heroes: Kings Arise
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In a war without heroes they are kings.
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The Benefits of Power and Authority
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It's good to be kings.
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Acknowledging the Consequences of Conflict
Troy Barlow:
I heard a lot of bad shit happened in Kuwait.
Capt. Said:
Yes... bad shit happened... I'm not proud of that. Yes Saddam is very crazy, but then you are crazy for coming here.
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Casual Banter Among Characters
Troy Barlow:
Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
Conrad Vig:
Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon.
Chief Elgin:
Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
Barlow:
He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
Vig:
Don't tell people that.
Elgin:
I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand Nigger from him or anybody else.
Vig:
Captain uses those terms.
Barlow:
That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes.
Elgin:
Exactly!
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Accusations Amidst War and Greed
Amir Abdullah:
You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold.
Archie Gates:
You're wrong.
Abdullah:
They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so.
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Betting on a Nonexistent Convertible
Troy Barlow:
I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
Chief Elgin:
I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
Barlow:
I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
Elgin:
Alright, but it won't be a convertible.
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Debate Over Night-Vision Goggles' Effectiveness
Troy Barlow:
Hey, would you take those fucking things off?
Walter:
I never got to use night-vision.
Barlow:
They do not work during the day!
Walter:
Yeah, they kinda work.
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Tent Confusion Among Soldiers
Archie Gates:
Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?
Chief Elgin:
No, sir.
Gates:
Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the nose and throat tent.
Troy Barlow:
Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
Gates:
Captain of proctologists?
Conrad Vig:
What's a proctologist, sir?
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A Conversation About Change and Perception
Cathy Daitch:
Adriana, look at what's become of you.
Adriana Cruz:
Hey, look at me, I've got my clothes on!
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Questioning the Decision to Shoot
Troy Barlow:
Are we shooting?
Soldier:
What?
Barlow:
Are we shooting people or what?
Soldier:
Are we shooting?
Barlow:
That's what I'm asking you!
Soldier:
What's the answer?
Barlow:
I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!
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False Promises in Times of Conflict
Archie Gates:
Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered.
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