Toy Story 2 (1999) - Quotes

Woody's Unexpected Shelving Causes Concern

Rex: What happened?

Mr. Potato Head: [in disbelief] Woody's been shelved!

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A Moment of Affection Among Friends

Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.

Woody: [embarrassed] Bo, not in front of Buzz.

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Lost and Found Among Friends

Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.

Woody: You found my hat?

Mr. Potato Head: [singsong to Mrs. Potato Head] Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!

Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.

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Preparation for Andy's Cowboy Camp Adventure

Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?

Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!

Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin around a campfire with Andy, makin delicious, hot schmoes.

Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.

Buzz Lightyear: Right. Right. Of course.

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Confrontation on Zurg's Fortress Planet

Utility Belt Buzz: Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

Emperor Zurg: [his first words] Come to me, my prey...

Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

Utility Belt Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

Rex: Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no.

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.

Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

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Toy Shopping Dilemma at the Airport

Girl: Mommy! Mommy, can we get it? Please, Mommy! Please!

Mom: Oh, honey, you don't want that toy! It's broken!

Employee: Hey, Joe, you're late, We've got a ton of toys to unload.

Joe: All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

Amy: Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.

Airline Rep: Here's the rest!

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Proud Encouragement from a Father Figure

Evil Emperor Zurg: [last words] Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

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Zurg's Command to Eliminate Buzz Lightyear

Evil Emperor Zurg: Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!

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A Final Encounter Between Rivals

Evil Emperor Zurg: [repeated line] So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

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Zurg Invites His Prey to Approach

Evil Emperor Zurg: [first words] Come to me, my prey...

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Andy's Affectionate Greeting to Woody

Andrew "Andy" Davis: Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?

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Al's Defiant Stance on His Moustache

Albert "Al" McWhiggin: Don't touch my moustache!

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Al's Toy Barn Offers Low Prices

Albert "Al" McWhiggin: [sadly; cries] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck.

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Frustration over shipping costs and currency confusion

Albert "Al" McWhiggin: [on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you are deliberately takin advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?!

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A Message for Woody from Bo Peep

Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.

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Skepticism About Vehicle Performance

Hamm: Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

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Comment on a visual effect

Hamm: Nice flash though.

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Hamm Excitedly Calls for Woody's Attention

Hamm: Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! Woody!

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Hamm Prepares for a Playful Fight

Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.

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Rex's Concern for His Friends

Rex: Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard!

Rex's Request for Comfort in Fear

Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

Mr. Potato Head's Warning of Anger

Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet... Mr. Angry Eyes!

Discovery in Toy Story 2

Mr. Potato Head: [first lines] I found it!

Jessie's Defense of Her Friend

Jessie Pride: Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!

Jessie's Exclamation of Surprise

Jessie Pride: [[Abraham Lincoln] Sweet mother of ]!

Buzz Lightyear Questions His Weight

Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

Friendship and Sacrifice in Toy Story 2

Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?

Buzz Lightyear's Iconic Phrase

Buzz Lightyear: [repeated line] To infinity and beyond!

Woody's Guidelines for Toy Management

Sheriff Woody Pride: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.