True Lies Quotes

Albert Gibson Harry, do you realize it has been, in fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?

Harry Tasker If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.

Harry Tasker You're fired!

Helen Tasker I wanted to do something outrageous and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it feels like I haven't done any of it. And you know, the sand's running out of the hourglass, and I want to look back and say, See, I did that, that was me, I was reckless and I was wild, and I fucking did it! Frankly, I don't give a shit if you understand that or not.

Albert "Gib" Gibson You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys can be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry...

Salim Abu Aziz You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call us terrorists? Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless you, America, pull all military forces out of the Persian Gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major US city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. Crimson Jihad's willingness to be humanitarian. However, if these demands are not met, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major American city each week.

Albert Gibson Same thing happened to me with wife number two, remember? I had no idea nothing was going on. I come home, and the house is empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Harry Tasker It's not Helen.

Gibson Helen still loves you. She just wants to bang this guy for a while. It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...

Tasker STOP--cheering me UP!!!!

Gibson What'd you expect? Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman, and you're never there. It was just a matter of time. I say we concentrate on work. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog shit. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. Right, buddy? It's gonna be great. We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better. Watch your head. Women: Can't live with em; Can't kill em.

Harry Tasker The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...

Helen Tasker ]?

Harry No... Doris.

Albert Gibson My turn to drive?

Harry Tasker Give me the page.

Gibson What are you talking about?

Harry This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?

Gibson It's gotta be a typo.

Harry Give me the goddamn page!

Gibson OK.

Simon Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.

Harry Tasker So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that.

Simon What are you, a Boy Scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.

Harry But what about their husbands?

Simon Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know what I mean?

Harry Those idiots!

Taglines When he said I do, he never said what he did.

Samir Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?

Harry Tasker Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir I see...How, exactly?

Tasker First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Samir And what makes you think you can do all that?

Tasker You know my handcuffs?

Samir Hmm...

Tasker I picked them.

Harry Tasker You tell on me, I'll tell on you.

Albert Gibson What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...

Tasker What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?

Gibson You knew about that?

Tasker Uh-huh.

Gibson Let's take Franklin, it's quicker.