Name: Up
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family
Released: 2009-05-29
Duration: 96 min
Rating: 8
Cast: Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson, Delroy Lindo

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Muntz Displays His Unique Museum Collection

Charles F. Muntz Most of the collection is housed in the world's top museums: New York, Munich, London... Of course, I kept the best for myself.

Carl Fredricksen Did you ever! Will you look at that?

Charles F. Muntz Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium. Beast charged while I was brushing my teeth. Used my shaving kit to bring him down. Oh, surprise me. The only way to get it out of Ethiopia at the time was to have it declared as "dental equipment"!

Carl Fredricksen Oh my gosh, the Giant Somalian Leopard Tortoise!

Charles F. Muntz Oh, you recognize it? I'm impressed! That's an interesting story there... Hm, excellent choice. I found it on safari with Roosevelt. He and I fell into a habit of playing gin rummy in the evenings, and did he cheat? Oh, he was horrible!

Alpha Master, dinner is ready.

[high-pitched voice]

Charles F. Muntz Oh, dear, broken translator again. It's that loose wire again. There you go, big fella.

Alpha Thank you, Master.

[deep scary voice]

Russell I liked his other voice.

Charles F. Muntz Well, dinner is served! Right this way. So, how are things stateside, huh? Almost tempted to go back a few times, but I have unfinished work here. Please, I hope you're hungry, because Epsilon is the finest chef I've ever had. Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!

Russell Yes!! Hey! Hey!

Carl Fredricksen Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this. You know, it's because of you she had this dream to come down here and live by Paradise Falls.

Charles F. Muntz I'm honored. And now you've made it.

Carl Fredricksen You sure we're not a bother? I'd hate to impose.

Charles F. Muntz No, no! It's a pleasure to have guests- a real treat.

Dog Walla Treat?! Treat! I want a treat!

Charles F. Muntz No, no, quiet! Calm down. Calm down...

Russell Hey!

Charles F. Muntz I shouldn't have used that word... Having guests is a delight. More often I get thieves, come to steal what's rightfully mine.

Carl Fredricksen No!

Charles F. Muntz They called me a fraud, those... But once I bring back this creature, my name will be cleared! Beautiful, isn't it? Oh, I've spent a lifetime tracking it. Sometimes, years go by between sightings. I've tried to smoke it out of that deathly labyrinth where it lives. You can't go in after it. Once in, there's no way out. I've lost so many dogs. And here they come, these bandits, and think the bird is theirs to take! But they soon find that this mountain...is a very dangerous place.

[picks up the lantern; illuminates the room, revealing a skeleton of Kevin's species, festooned with maps of the area]

Russell Hey, that looks like Kevin!

[notices the skeleton]

Charles F. Muntz Kevin"?

Russell Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet. I trained it to follow us.

Charles F. Muntz Follow you? That's impossible! How?

Russell She likes chocolate!

[pulls out a chocolate bar]

Charles F. Muntz Chocolate?

Russell Yeah, I gave her some of my chocolate. She goes ga-ga for it.

Carl Fredricksen But it ran off! It's gone, now.

[takes Russell's chocolate bar]

Charles F. Muntz You know, Carl... These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories. A surveyor, making a map. A botanist, cataloguing plants. An old man, taking his house to Paradise Falls. I mean, that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends.

[glaring; illuminates a shelf of flight caps; knocks one flight cap over; knocks another cap over, then picks up a third; drops the cap, glaring at Carl; grins sinisterly]

Carl Fredricksen Well, it's been a wonderful evening, but we'd better be going.

Charles F. Muntz Oh, you're not leaving.

Carl Fredricksen We don't want to take advantage of your hospitality. Come on, Russell.

Russell But we haven't even had dessert yet!

Charles F. Muntz No, the boy's right! You haven't had dessert! Epsilon here makes a delicious cherries jubilee! Oh, you really must stay! I insist! We have so much more to talk about!

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Tracking a Scent and a Missing Bird

Gamma Hang on, I picked up the bird's scent!

Beta Wait a minute, what's this? Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

[sniffs the ground]

Gamma I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewarding from Master for the toil factor you wage.

[in a squeaky voice]

Beta Hey, Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must've bumped it.

[trying his best not to laugh]

Gamma Yeah! Your voice sounds funny!

[not trying to hide his laughter at all]

Alpha Beta! Gamma! Mayhaps you desire - SQUIRREL! Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning.

[they both stop laughing; all of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pauses out, Gamma whimpers]

Beta No, no, no...but maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his very special mission'.

Alpha Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

[laughs evilly]

Beta Sure, but the second Master finds out that you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat.

[he and Gamma whine]

Alpha You are wise, my trusted lieutenant. This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

[growls at them; presses a button on Beta's collar with his nose and barks]

Dug Hi, Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

[whispering]

Alpha I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?

[growls]

Dug Why yes. The bird is my prisoner, now.

Gamma Yeah, right!

Alpha Impossible! Where are you?

Dug I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go!

Russell Hey, Dug. Who are you talking to?

Alpha No, wait! Wait!

Beta What's Dug doing out there?

Gamma Why is he with that small mailman?

Beta Where are they?!

Alpha There he is. Come on!

[pushes a button that shows where Dug is on the map]

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Dug's Loyalty and Misunderstandings

Dug Oh please, oh please, oh please, be my prisoner!

Russell Dug, stop bothering Kevin!

Dug That man there says why i could take the bird, and i love that man there like he is my master.

Carl Fredricksen I am not your master!

Dug I am warning you once again, bird!

Russell Hey, quit it!

Dug I am jumping on you now, bird!

Carl Fredricksen Russell, at this rate, we'll never get to the falls.

Dug Here, bird!

Carl Fredricksen I'm nobody's master, got it?! I don't want you here, and I don't want you here! I'm stuck with you. And if you two don't clear out of here by the time I count to three...

[pulls Russell off, but his house bumps into the cavern, causing the window to shatter; then glares at Russell, Kevin and Dug as they all stand at attention; to Dug; then to Kevin; Kevin screeches at him; to Russell; to both Dug and Kevin]

Dug A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy! A ball!!

[notices a tennis ball on Carl's cane; whimpers]

Carl A ball? Here, here. You want it, boy? Huh, huh? Yeah, yeah? Huh?

[plucks one tennis ball out of his cane]

Dug Yes I do! I do ever so want the ball!

Carl Go get it!

[throws it]

Dug Oh, boy! Oh, boy! I will get it, and then bring it back!

[runs off to get the tennis ball]

Carl Quick, Russell, give me some chocolate.

Russell Why?

Carl Just give it to me! Bird. Bird. Come on, Russell.

[snatches a piece of chocolate; Kevin squawks, he throws it to let Kevin fetch it and pulls Russell along.]

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Muntz Confronts Dug's Allegiance to Carl

Charles F. Muntz You lost them?

[groans]

Beta No, it was Dug.

Gamma He's with them, he helps them escape.

Charles F. Muntz Wait. Wait a minute. Dug.

[grunting angrily]

Carl Fredricksen See anything?

Dug No, my pack is not following us. Boy, they are dumb.

Carl Fredricksen This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero, and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!

Dug Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Carl Fredricksen Careful, Russell.

Russell You okay, Kevin? You know what, Mr. Fredricksen? The wilderness isn't quite what I expected.

Carl Fredricksen Yeah? How so?

Russell It's kind of... wild. I mean, it's not how they made it sound in my book.

Carl Fredricksen Hmm, get used to that, kid.

Russell My dad made it sound so easy. He's really good at camping, and how to make fire from rocks and stuff. He used to come to all my Sweat Lodge meetings. And afterwards we'd go get ice cream at Fentons. I always get chocolate and he gets butter-brickle. Then we'd sit on this one curb, right outside, and I'll count all the blue cars, and he counts all the red ones, and whoever gets the most wins. I like that curb. That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

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A Frustrated Adventure with Unexpected Challenges

Carl Fredricksen Darn thing! Come on, Russell, would you hurry up?

Russell I'm tired and my knee hurts.

Carl Fredricksen Which knee?

Russell My elbow hurts, and I have to go to the bathroom.

Carl Fredricksen I asked you about that five minutes ago!

Russell I didn't need to goooo theeeeennn! I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?

[falls to the ground; the house drags him]

Carl Fredricksen Russell, if you don't hurry up, the tigers will eat you.

Russell There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.

Carl Fredricksen Oh, for the love of Pete. Go on into the bushes and do your business.

Russell Okay, here. Hold my stuff. I always wanted to try this. Mr. Fredricksen, am I supposed to dig the hole before or after?

Carl Fredricksen None of my concern!

[grunts]

Russell Oh, it's before!

Carl Fredricksen La la la la la!

[grunts again]

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Charles Muntz Unveils Adventure at Paradise Falls

Newsreel Announcer Movietown News presents, "Spotlight on Adventure"! What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity, a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz! The beloved explorer lands his dirigible, the Spirit of Adventure, in New Hampshire this week, completing a yearlong expedition to the lost world. This lighter-than-air craft was designed by Muntz himself and is longer than 22 prohibition paddy wagons placed end-to-end. And here comes the adventurer now! Never apart from his faithful dogs, Muntz conceived the craft for canine comfort. It's a veritable floating palace in the sky, complete with doggy bath and mechanical canine walker. And, Jiminy Cricket do the locals consider Muntz the bee's knees. And how!

Charles Muntz Adventure is out there!

[puts on his helmet goggles; gives a thumbs-up]

Newsreel Announcer But what has Muntz brought back this time?

Charles Muntz Gentlemen, I give you the monster of Paradise Falls!

Newsreel Announcer And golly! What a swell monster this is! But what's this? Scientists cry foul! The national explorer society accuses Muntz of fabricating the skeleton.

Young Carl No!

Newsreel Announcer The organization strips Muntz of his membership. Humiliated, Muntz vows to return to Paradise Falls and promises to capture the beast alive!

Charles Muntz I promise to capture the beast alive, and I will not come back until I do!

Newsreel Announcer And so, the explorer's off to clear his name. Bon Voyage, Charles Muntz, and good luck capturing the monster of Paradise Falls!

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The Spirit of Adventure Awaits

Taglines Adventure is out there!

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Recognition of Achievement and Honor

Camp Master Strauch ...and by receiving their badges, the following Explorers will graduate to Senior Explorers. For Extreme Mountaineering Lore. Congratulations, Jimmy. For Wild Animal Defensive Arts. Congratulations, Brandon. For Assisting the Elderly... Uh, Russell? Is there someone that...

Carl Fredricksen Excuse me. Pardon me. Old man coming through. I'm here for him.

[to Camp Master]

Camp Master Strauch Congratulations, Russell. Sir...

Carl Fredricksen Russell, for assisting the elderly, and for performing above and beyond the call of duty, I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: The Ellie Badge.

Russell Wow.

Camp Master Strauch Alright, I think that covers everybody... So let's give a big Explorer Call to our brand new Senior Wilderness Explorers! Ready everybody!

All Caw, caw, raar! Caw, caw, raar!

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Disagreement Over Rules and Permissions

Carl Fredricksen Get down, You're not allowed up there! You come down there right now! Sheesh, can you believe this, Ellie?

[Kevin eats the balloon and swallows it and the ballon pops, And he spits it out.; Kevin comes down and hides behind Russell.]

Russell Ellie? Hey, Ellie, could I keep the bird? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. She said for you to let me.

Carl Fredricksen But I told him no! I told you no! N-O.

[to Russell]

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The Cone of Shame and Its Consequences

Alpha I will have many enjoyments from what I am about to do, Dug.

[After Dug put the Cone of Shame on Alpha which his deep voice from translator broke, all dogs gasp]

Dog He wears the Cone of Shame?!

[shocked]

Alpha What, what? ] But, no, no! Stop your laughing! Get this off of me!

[in a squeaky voice; [The Fox and the Hound|Do not just continue sitting, attack!!!; all the dogs started laughing]

Dug Listen, you dog! SIT!

[Alpha obeys, so do the dogs]

Dogs Yes, Alpha.

Dug Alpha"? I am not Alpha, he is...Oh.

Russell Oh, I can't do it!

Carl Fredricksen Russell!

Russell Huh?

Carl Fredricksen Caw, caw, raar! Caw, caw, raar!

Russell You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone! Hey, squirrel!

[to the fighter dogs]

Gamma Squirrel? Where? Where's the squirrel? I hate squirrels.

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A Farewell Message to Friends

Carl Fredricksen So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!

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Conflict Between Carl and Russell Over Kevin

Carl Fredricksen Russell? Russell!

[a shadow crosses Carl. He looks up to see Russell floating off, hanging from a bunch of balloons]

Russell I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!

[furiously; fires up the leaf blowers and steers himself off to the sky]

Carl Fredricksen No, Russell! No! (Wait!)

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A Dog's Loyalty to His Master

Carl Fredricksen Russell? Dug!

[hears a knock on his door en route to rescue Russell; opens the door to find Dug]

Dug I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

Carl Fredricksen Can you stay? Well, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!

Dug You are my master?! Oh, boy, oh, boy!

[happily; jumps on Carl in joy]

Carl Fredricksen Good boy, Dug! You're a good boy!

Russell Yes! Don't worry, Kevin. I'll save...

Charles F. Muntz And they wouldn't believe me. Just wait until they get a good look at you.

Alpha Master, the small mailman has returned.

Charles F. Muntz What?

Russell Let me go.

Charles F. Muntz Where's your elderly friend?

Russell He's not my friend anymore.

[bitterly]

Charles F. Muntz Well, if you're here, Fredricksen can't be far behind.

Russell Where are you keeping Kevin? Let me go!

Beta Scream all you want, small mailman.

Gamma None of your mailman friends can hear you.

Russell I'll unleash all my Wilderness Explorer training!

Charles F. Muntz Alpha, Fredricksen is coming back! Guard that bird! If you see the old man, you know what to do!

Russell Hey, where are you going?! I'm not finished with you!

Charles F. Muntz Nice talking with you.

Russell Aah!

Charles F. Muntz Where are you, Fredricksen?

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A Journey to Venezuela Awaits

Taglines Fly up to Venezula!

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A Boy Meets His Dog in Adventure

Russell Hey, I like dogs.

Carl Fredricksen We have your dog! Wonder who he belongs to.

Russell Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained! Shake. Uh-huh. Speak.

Dug Hi, there!

Carl Fredricksen Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?

[spooked]

Dug Oh, yes! My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you!

[Carl screams; jumps up on Carl]

Carl Fredricksen Wha...

Dug My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk. SQUIRREL! My master is good and smart.

[turns his attention to a rock; slight pauses out]

Carl Fredricksen It's not possible.

Dug Oh it is, because my master is smart.

Russell Cool! What do these do, boy?

[inspects the collar and twists a dial]

Dug Hey would you- -cuerdo con tigo- I use that collar- -watashi wa hanashi ma- -to talk with, I would be happy if you stopped.

[click; click; click; click]

Carl Fredricksen Russell, don't touch that. It could be radioactive or something.

Dug I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I want to find one and I have been on the scent. I am a great tracker, did I mention that? Hey, that is the bird! I have never seen one up close but this is the bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?

[sniffs the ground around Carl and Russell; Kevin tackles Dug and screeches]

Carl Fredricksen Yes! Take it! And on the way, learn how to bark like a real dog!

Dug Oh! I can bark! And here's howling!

[barks; howls]

Russell Can we keep him? Please, please, please?

Carl Fredricksen No.

Russell But it's a talking dog!

[falls to his knees, pleading]

Carl Fredricksen It's just a weird trick or something. Let's get to the falls.

[grabs Russell]

Dug Please be my prisoner. Oh please, oh please be my prisoner.

[as he and Kevin follows]

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Consequences of Losing the Bird

Beta Not you!

Gamma What do we do with Dug?

Alpha He has lost the bird. Put him in the Cone of Shame.

Dug I do not like the Cone of Shame.

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Unexpected Interruption in a Critical Moment

Carl Fredricksen Why... Hey! Hey, you! What... What do you think you're doing?!

[runs to his mailbox]

Steve I am so sorry, sir.

[tries to fix the mailbox]

Carl Fredricksen Don't touch that!

[stops him]

Steve No, no, no, l-let me take care of that for you.

Carl Fredricksen Get away from our mailbox!

[pulls it away from him]

Steve Hey. Sir, I-

Carl Fredricksen I don't want you to TOUCH IT!!!

[accidentally clubs Steve with his cane]

Steve Ow!

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The Journey Home is the True Adventure

Taglines The greatest adventure is just getting back home.

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Chaos Unfolds in the Chase for Kevin

Russell Run, Kevin! Run! Oh No!

[Kevin gets caught by a net; Kevin falls over]

Carl Fredricksen Russell, give me your knife!

[cuts only one price of rope]

Charles F. Muntz Get away from my bird!

[throws a lantern on his house to burn it]

Carl Fredricksen No!

[gasps]

Russell No!

Charles F. Muntz Careful, we will want her in good shape for my return.

Russell Let her go! Stop! KEVIN!!! You gave away Kevin. You just...gave her away.

Carl Fredricksen This is none of my concern. I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!!

[gets angry]

Dug Master, it's all right.

[walks to Carl]

Carl Fredricksen I AM NOT YOUR MASTER!!! AND IF YOU HADN'T HAVE SHOWN UP NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED!!! BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!! Now whether you assist me or not, I am going to Paradise Falls, if it kills me.

[Dug sadly walks away]

Russell Here. I don't want this anymore.

[angrily; throws his sash on the ground]

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Urgent Journey to the Falls

Carl Fredricksen Now, we're gonna walk to the Falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing.

Russell Uh-huh.

Carl Fredricksen We have three days, at best, before the helium leaks out of those balloons. And if we're not at the Falls when that happens, then we're not getting to the Falls.

Russell I found the sand!

Carl Fredricksen Don't you worry, Ellie. We'll get our house over there.

Russell This is fun already, isn't it, Mr. Fredricksen? By the time we get there, you're gonna feel so assisted. Oh, Mr. Fredricksen, if we happen to get separated, use the Wilderness Explorer Call. Caw, caw, raar! Wait, why are we going to Paradise Falls again?

Carl Fredricksen Hey Let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest.

Russell Cool! My mom loves that game! All right then.

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A Reluctant Encounter Between Explorers

Russell Good afternoon, my name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Carl Fredricksen No.

Russell I could help you cross the street.

Carl Fredricksen No.

Russell I could help you cross your yard?

Carl Fredricksen No.

Russell I could help you cross your porch?

Carl Fredricksen No.

Russell Well, I gotta help you cross something.

Carl Fredricksen Uh...no, I'm doing fine.

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Setting Up a Tent Together

Carl Fredricksen Well, thanks for keeping us dry anyway, Ellie.

Russell Which one's the front?

Carl Fredricksen Oh, boy.

Russell Is this step three or is this step five? There. All done. That's for you. Oh, tents are hard.

[the pole catapults the tent cover in the air, then it plummets down the cliff]

Carl Fredricksen Wait, aren't you super wilderness guy...with the GPMs and the badges?

Russell Yeah, but...Can I tell you a secret?

Carl Fredricksen No!

Russell Alright. Here goes. I've never actually built a tent before. There, I said it!

[quickly]

Carl Fredricksen You've been camping before, haven't you?

Russell Well...never outside.

Carl Fredricksen Well, why didn't you ask your dad to help build you a tent?

Russell Ah, I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff.

Carl Fredricksen Why don't you try him sometime? Maybe he'll surprise ya.

Russell Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

Carl Fredricksen He's gotta be home sometime.

Russell Well, I call often… but...Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Carl Fredricksen Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell Phyllis isn't my mom.

Carl Fredricksen Oh...

Russell But, he promised me he would come to the Wilderness Explorer Ceremony and pin on my Assisting the Elderly badge. So, he can show me about tents then, right?

Carl Fredricksen Hey, why don't you get some sleep? Don't want to wake up the traveling flea circus.

Russell Mr. Fredricksen, Dug says he wants to take Kevin prisoner. We have to protect him. Can Kevin go with us?

[yawns]

Carl Fredricksen All right, he can come.

Russell Promise you won't leave him?

Carl Fredricksen Yeah.

Russell Cross your heart?

Carl Fredricksen Cross my heart. What have I got myself into, Ellie?

[to himself]

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Unexpected Visitor Under the Porch

Russell Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!

Carl Fredricksen What're you doing out here kid?

Russell I found the snipe and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail and looked more like a large mouse. Please let me in.

[the flag flies out of his backpack; long pauses; '''Pause''': Not my flag is losing! NO!]

Carl Fredricksen No. Oh, all right. You can come... ...in.

[beat; goes back inside his house; but after a few seconds, he opens the door; Russell excitedly enters; surprised to see Russell in the living room]

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Negotiations Over a Retirement Home

Carl Fredricksen Quite a sight, huh, Ellie? Uh, mail's here. Shady Oaks Retirement. Oh, brother.

[looks at the mailbox; goes to the mailbox, then getting the cards; blows the mailbox with the leaf blower]

Tom Hey Morning, Mr. Fredricksen. Need any help, there?

Carl Fredricksen Uh, no...Er, yes. Tell your boss that you boys are ruining our house.

Tom Well, just to let you know, my boss'll be happy to take this little place off your hands for double his last offer. Whaddaya say to that? I'll...take that as a "no", then.

[Carl blasts the worker with a leaf blower]

Carl Fredricksen I believe I made my position to your boss quite clear.

Tom You poured prune juice in his gas tank.

Carl Fredricksen Yeah, that was good. Here, let me talk to him. You in the suit! Yes, you! TAKE A BATH HIPPIE!!

[chuckles; the worker hands him a megaphone]

Tom I am not with him! This is serious! He's out to get your house!

[snatches the megaphone back]

Carl Fredricksen Tell your boss he can have our house.

Tom Really?

Carl Fredricksen WHEN I'M DEAD!

[slams door]

Tom I'll take that as a "maybe".

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From the Director of Monsters, Inc.

Taglines From the director of Monsters, Inc.

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