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Unexpected Encounter in a Dinosaur Adventure
Louie
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the brakes! I gotta land a minute.
[to Elsa]
Elsa
Hello.
Louie
Hey, hey, hey, don't panic, I'm a good guy.
[falls off of Elsa]
Cecilia
Who are you!? And what's that!?
Louie
Hey, babe. I'm Louie. That there is a friend of mine. I got... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. Why are you crying?
[Cecilia shuts the door offscreen, sobbing]
Cecilia
I am not crying!
[gasps, smiles as she sees Louie's face]
Louie
Huh?
Elsa
Aw.
Louie
Back off, back off. You're foggin the glass. Come on, Big Eyes, you're killin me. What's the matter?
Cecilia
It's Thanksgiving.
Louie
So, what's there to cry about? You don't like turkey?
Cecilia
No, it's my parents.
Louie
What about your parents? Do they beat you? Oh!
[bumps into a musical toy on the table]
Cecilia
No, they're just never around. It's Thanksgiving, and they're off doing other things. You see, my father's very business, and my mother's very social.
[at her dad's desk; touches her mom's hat]
Louie
The name's Louie. What's yours?
Cecilia
Cecilia Nuthatch.
Louie
Well, Cecilia Nuthatch, you should've had my mother; slobberin kisses all over me, in public! I had to make tracks, so you know what I'm doin'?
Cecilia
No. What?
Louie
I'm runnin away to the circus.
Cecilia
You are?
Louie
I am! Whaddya say you throw this hat away and come fly with me?
Cecilia
All right, I will!
[throws her hat and it flies in the air]
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A Clown's Dramatic Farewell
Professor Screweyes
Hey, Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here!
Stubbs the Clown
Oh, I forgot to tell ya...I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya. THAT'S...COMEDY!
[audience laughs; hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it; audience laughing; loudly]
Captain Neweyes
Will you change your ways and come with me?
[to Screweyes]
Professor Screweyes
Never!
[appalled by his request]
Professor Neweyes
Then, we must go.
[resigned]
Professor Screweyes
Brother. Brother, wait... When I am alone... when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself. The crows could-
[last words; gasping]
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Louie's Frustration with His Friends
Louie
You Bunch of Dopes!
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Unexpected Feelings Between Elsa and Rex
Elsa
I've been meaning to talk to you, Rex.
Rex
About what, Elsa?
Elsa
The way, you look at me. It makes me want to...um...lay an egg.
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Farewell and Emotional Reaction Between Friends
Vorb
Arrivederci. Goodbye!
[opening the pod bay doors to let the dinosaurs out of the ship]
Rex
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
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Sharing Cereal in a Dinosaur Adventure
Vorb
Oh, here! Have some cereal!
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Misunderstanding Between Friends Over Lunch
Rex
Smells good. Hey! That's what I call LUNCH!
[sniffs a hot dog; eats it]
Dweeb
Lunch?! That's what you used to call me!
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Postcard Plans and Dinosaur Greetings
Buster
Expect the postcard, for some place warm. Miami or maybe Cuba. Arrivederci, Mama.
Buster's Mother
Ohh!
Buster
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Oh, aah! Aah-ha, ha, haooh! Phew!
[falls out of tree; cries]
Rex
Hello there, you little fella.
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A Wish for Goodness and Safety
Cecilia
Let no bad happen.
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