We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993) - Quotes

A Clown's Dramatic Farewell

Professor Screweyes: Hey, Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here!

Stubbs the Clown: [audience laughs; hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it; audience laughing; loudly] Oh, I forgot to tell ya...I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya. THAT'S...COMEDY!

Captain Neweyes: [to Screweyes] Will you change your ways and come with me?

Professor Screweyes: [appalled by his request] Never!

Professor Neweyes: [resigned] Then, we must go.

Professor Screweyes: [last words; gasping] Brother. Brother, wait... When I am alone... when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself. The crows could-

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Unexpected Feelings Between Elsa and Rex

Elsa: I've been meaning to talk to you, Rex.

Rex: About what, Elsa?

Elsa: The way, you look at me. It makes me want to...um...lay an egg.

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A Wish for Goodness and Safety

Cecilia: Let no bad happen.

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Louie's Frustration with His Friends

Louie: You Bunch of Dopes!

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Unexpected Encounter in a Dinosaur Adventure

Louie: [to Elsa] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the brakes! I gotta land a minute.

Elsa: Hello.

Louie: [falls off of Elsa] Hey, hey, hey, don't panic, I'm a good guy.

Cecilia: Who are you!? And what's that!?

Louie: [Cecilia shuts the door offscreen, sobbing] Hey, babe. I'm Louie. That there is a friend of mine. I got... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. Why are you crying?

Cecilia: [gasps, smiles as she sees Louie's face] I am not crying!

Louie: Huh?

Elsa: Aw.

Louie: Back off, back off. You're foggin the glass. Come on, Big Eyes, you're killin me. What's the matter?

Cecilia: It's Thanksgiving.

Louie: So, what's there to cry about? You don't like turkey?

Cecilia: No, it's my parents.

Louie: [bumps into a musical toy on the table] What about your parents? Do they beat you? Oh!

Cecilia: [at her dad's desk; touches her mom's hat] No, they're just never around. It's Thanksgiving, and they're off doing other things. You see, my father's very business, and my mother's very social.

Louie: The name's Louie. What's yours?

Cecilia: Cecilia Nuthatch.

Louie: Well, Cecilia Nuthatch, you should've had my mother; slobberin kisses all over me, in public! I had to make tracks, so you know what I'm doin'?

Cecilia: No. What?

Louie: I'm runnin away to the circus.

Cecilia: You are?

Louie: I am! Whaddya say you throw this hat away and come fly with me?

Cecilia: [throws her hat and it flies in the air] All right, I will!

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