5 quotes
Humor in Awkward Compliments
Ken Harrison
I admit that it's embarrassing for a man to compliment a woman on her breasts when only one of them is in bed. One of the people, that is. Not one of the breasts.
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Humor in the face of adversity
Ken Harrison
How does a quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.
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Practicing Honesty Through Deception
Ken Harrison
Hello, I was just practicing lying here.
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Humor in a Difficult Medical Situation
Ken Harrison
I better be nice to this woman. Otherwise, the good doctor will dissolve her in water and inject her into me.
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Midnight Skateboarding Mishap
Ken Harrison
Some nurses and I went out for a little midnight skateboarding last night. The only trouble was that I was the skateboard.
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