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Wife vs. Secretary Quotes

"3 GREAT STARS IN THE PERFECT TRIANGLE!"

NR 1936 · 1h 28m
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Questioning a Man's Self-Perception
Helen Whitey Wilson Why a man would keep such a horrible picture of himself is beyond me.
[about Jake's caricature]
A Brief Conversation Amidst Departure
Whitey I want to talk to you.
Linda We're leaving in a few minutes.
Whitey It'll only take a minute.
Linda I'm not at all interested.
Whitey You're going to hear me though.
Linda My husband loves me. He's innocent. You want me to go back to him. What else?
Whitey But I don't want you to go back to him. I hope he never sees you again.
Linda You're frank about it anyway. You'd really better go.
Whitey If you leave him now, you'll never get him back.
Linda Yes, that's occurred to me.
Whitey He's going to be lonely. His life won't end with you, you know. And when the rebound sets in, he's going to turn to the woman nearest. And you know who it'll be.
Linda I'm sure I do.
Whitey Tomorrow he's taking me to Bermuda, as a friend. But it won't go on like this. Pretty soon he'll want to buy me things. That's how it always starts. And then it'll be too late, because if he ever turns to me, I won't turn away.
Linda You've only a minute.
Whitey I'll take him second best. But he'll be fairly happy. Not as happy as he was, not as happy as you could make him, but as happy as anybody else could make him. You're still going?
Linda Yes.
Whitey You're a fool - for which I'm grateful.