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Wimbledon Quotes

"She's the golden girl. He's the longshot. It's a match made in..."

PG-13 2004 · 1h 38m
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31 quotes
A Moment of Distraction in Conversation
Peter Colt Lizzie, Lizzie, don't say a word. I was thinking a repeat of the other night, like ], early to bed... Mr Bradbury, hello. Mr Bradbury?
[[w:Fish and chips|Fish and Chips]
Betting on Family Rivalry
Carl 20 quid to win, Ajay Bhat.
Carl's mate Hey isn't he playing your brother?
Bookie You should be ashamed.
Carl Yeah but curiously, I'm not.
Clarifying a disputed tennis call.
Lizzie Bradbury What are you talking about. The chalk flew up there's a mark right there.
Perseverance in the Face of Adversity
Peter Of course I want to win, of course I do. He's just better than me.
Lizzie: No, he's not.
Peter I'm two sets down my backs killing me...
Lizzie Play through the pain.
Peter I'm too tired, my legs feel like lead.
Lizzie Find a second wind, its what all champions do.
Peter His serve is unstoppable.
Lizzie No it's not it's a bundle of tells.
Peter Sorry?
Lizzie Jake's serve is like a book, you just need to know how to read it.
Analyzing Players' Performance in the Tournament
John McEnroe Jake Hammond has been on an absolute tear. He's dropped just ONE set this entire tournament and look who he's had to beat. Roddick, Hewitt, Federer.
Chris Evertt By comparison with the exception of Dragomir and Tom Cavendish, Colt's road to this final has been a relative pushover.
John McEnroe Yeah but he's played some great Tennis.
Avoiding Bedroom Mix-ups
Lizzie It's a good thing you didn't get the wrong bedroom.
Reflections on a Fading Tennis Career
Peter Colt The reality is another story, my story. See that good looking fella? No, not the kid in white – the other tired, good looking fella. Yeah, him. Well, that's me. British Davis Cup, long time ago. Two singles titles, even longer ago. Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now, I know it doesn't sound too bad. 4 million tennis players in the world and I'm 119th, but what that really means is this: 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger.
Misunderstanding Peter's Tennis Ranking
Woman Oh look that's Peter Colt the new pro. Once ranked seventeenth in the world
Peter ELEVENTH!!!!
Missed Opportunity for a Workout
Lizzie Bradbury Too bad, you could have used the workout.
Missing sandwich in a cucumber order
Ron Roth So that's cucumber cucumber and cucumber, they forgot to put the sandwich in my sandwich.
A Bold Proposition on the Tennis Court
Lizzie Bradbury Hit this one... and I'll sleep with you.
Discussion of Men's Tennis Match Results
Carl Where are the men's games?
Carl's mate Roddick lost to Jake Hammond in four sets.
Carl Shit. What about Peter and Prohl?
Carl's mate Didn't you hear? Pete decimated him mate, straight sets.
Carl Shit.
Carl's mate What, you bet against him again?
Carl That bastard usually comes through for me he's been on such a good losing streak.
Questioning Priorities in Life and Learning
Peter Colt Oh my god, shouldn't he be off learning about ] or something?
[[w:masturbation|masturbation]
Balancing loyalties in sports and family
Ron Roth I really don't care who wins, I represent both players It's like asking which of my kids do I love more. Which of my kids do I love more? My daughter speak to you later.
Character Expresses Strong Dislike for Another
Peter Colt Ron, I genuinely despise you.
A Character's Frustration in Wimbledon
Peter Colt Carl, you bastard.
Comment on Luck and Physical Appearance
Peter Colt And may I say good body – luck! Shit.
Unexpected Exclamation in a Tense Moment
Peter Colt Fuck a duck.
[''Walking out onto Centre Court'']
Dispute Over Line Call in Tennis Match
Peter Excuse me, the ball was good.
Umpire 40-30
Peter Oh come on, the ball was good chalk flew up the whole damn stadium saw it. I don't know if you've noticed but this is quite an important point.
Umpire That's too close for me to overrule. Please resume play.
Peter Absolutely not, I'm not playing on this is complete BOLLOCKS!
Carl ABSOLUTELY BOLLOCKS!
Changing Plans and Sheets
Carl Change of venue girls, your mums or mine?
Peter Out. I am so sorry.
[''To Lizzie'']
Carl Might want to change the sheets.
Tactical Betting and Family Rivalry
Carl 100 quid on Cavendish in the quarters.
Bookie Hold your horses. So still betting against your brother then?
Carl It's tactical. If he loses I get rich, If he wins I get laid.
Bookie Where'd you get 100 quid from anyway?
Carl Photo journalism.
Considering Retirement in Sports
Peter Colt Can I retire now, Mum?
[''After winning Wimbledon'']
Love's Blindness and Foolishness
Peter Colt My parents are still together, which proves that love is not only blind, it's bloody stupid.
Miscommunication Among Friends About Tickets
Carl Now, tell her about the tickets.
Mrs. Colt Tickets?
Peter Oh, God, you really are a wanker, aren't you?
Communication Breakdown Between Peter and Ron
Peter What are you doing here Ron? You're not still my agent.
Ron What are you talking about?
Peter What am I talking about? Let me see. I called you about a year ago and I'm still waiting for you to return my call.
Ron I don't do phone calls I'm into emails now.
Peter Ron, that is a lie.
Ron Yeah its a lie but you know what Peter agents are NOT miracle workers. I can't sell a product that doesn't exist but here you are existing again so I'm back selling.
Peter Ron, I genuinely despise you.
A Lighthearted Exchange About Enjoying the Moment
Lizzie Why are you running behind me?
Peter I'm just enjoying the view!
Casual Exchange Between Two Characters
Girl Piccy?
Carl Just a bitty.
A Banter on Weaknesses
Jake I warned you about her. By the way how's the weak back?
Peter It's fine thanks. How's the weak mind?
The Importance of Communication in Tennis
Ron Roth Call ], call ], call ].
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Frustration with Travel and Relationships
Peter I'm tired of hotels, airports and long distance love affairs that never go anywhere.
Carl Losing.
Peter Yeah losing, thanks Carl.
Carl Now tell her about the tickets
Augusta Tickets?
Peter Oh God, you really are a wanker aren't you?
Carl Harsh but fair.
Announcement of Tennis Retirement at Press Conference
Carl And seeing as this may be my last Wimbledon press conference, I'd like to take the opportunity to announce my retirement – (JAKE enters)
Reporters Jake! Jake!
Peter From tennis. That's my retirement from tennis!
[''They don't notice'']