21 quotes
A Declaration of Love from Pete
Rosalee
What did you want to ask me?
Pete
Oh, it was nothing, it was nothing really. No, wait a minute, I remember what I was going to say.
Pete
Rosie, I'm in love with you.
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Only One Leading Man in Love Stories
Tagline
In every love story, there's only room for one leading man.
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Unexpected Reaction from Rosalee Futch
Rosalee Futch
Yikes-a-bee.
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Struggles of Winning Back a Lost Love
Angelica
Well, you got to win her back.
Pete
Believe me, I have tried everything.
Angelica
Well, what did she say when you told her you loved her?
Pete
Okay, maybe not everything.
Angelica
How did she react when you kissed her?
Pete
Okay, maybe only two things.
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Digital Access to Heaven
Pete Monash
Heaven is just a mouse click away.
[summing up the "Win a Date" contest]
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A Heartfelt Confession of Love
Pete Monash
I love you, Rosie. I always have. If I've been a jerk this last week, it's because I've been fighting - I've been fighting for you. I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton, or anyone else. You're the one.
[kisses Rosie]
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Desire and Humor in a Bar Setting
Pete
Angelica?
Angelica
Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire?
Pete
Um... we'd like another round of beers.
Angelica
Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, you are the object of my desires.
Pete
Okay. I think we'll just take the beers for now.
[pause]
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Advice on Protecting Personal Values
Pete Monash
Guard your carnal treasure.
[giving Rosalee some parting advice before her big date]
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Conflicting Choices and Unexpected Consequences
Richard Levy
Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time. Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever...but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.
[showing Tad a tabloid cover story]
Cathy Feely
And at which point, Tad. If you are going back to the airport, I will ride with you, and by the Route 73 cloverleaf, I will have given myself to you in ways you've only read about in the drugstore!
[to Tad]
Henry Futch
Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. It's just nobody bothers to tell that story.
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Questioning Authenticity in Relationships
Pete Monash
Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know he's not acting with you?
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Understanding the Different Levels of Love
Angelica
Well is it love, big love, or great love?
Pete
What do you mean?
Angelica
Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?
Angelica
Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete
Yeah, that just great.
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Advice on Protecting Personal Values
Pete Monash
I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically chucked it at him!
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Seize Opportunities or Miss Life's Chances
Angelica
Hey, if you feel it and you don't do everything in your power to reach for it, then you're basically slapping life in the face.
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The Impact of Rejected Love on Men
Angelica
When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most.
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The Meaning of Pete's Smiles
Rosalee Futch
You have five smiles, Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me.
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Threats and Affection: A Playful Exchange
Tad
Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me into pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric.
Rosalee
Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so... adorable.
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Skepticism About a Farmer's Background
Rosalee
So he's going to stay in the motel while he fixes up the farm.
Pete
Like, he's a farmer, all of a sudden?
Rosalee
I think he'll be a good farmer.
Pete
Rosie... He's from Malibu, California okay? The only thing they grow there... are breasts.
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Understanding the Complexity of Her Smiles
Pete Monash
Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends.
[to Tad]
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Protecting Heartfelt Connections in Relationships
Pete
I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.
Tad
I could never break Rosalee's heart, okay?
Pete
Good. Because if you do, I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.
Tad
You're a good guy, Pete.
Pete
Well, yes. Apparently not good enough.
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Love Requires Understanding the Real Person
Rosalee Futch
I can't go with you Tad, because you don't love me, you maybe want to love me. But I think what you love right now is the idea of me. You can't love someone for what they stand for or seem to be. You have to love them for their details, for the little things that are true of them and only them.
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The Boy-Next-Door in a Dysfunctional Neighborhood
Tad Hamilton
I am the boy-next-door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood.
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