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Wreck-It Ralph Quotes

"When the game is over, the fun begins."

PG 2012 · 1h 41m
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Embracing the Role of a Bad Guy
Wreck-It Ralph My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see, I'm 9 tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess—not gonna lie. Anywho, what else? Uh, I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, he would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, "Ha!". And no, there aren't. 30 years, I've been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go. Kinda sad. Think about those guys at ]? Boom, gone. ]? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.
[first lines; [w:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids; [w:Centipede (video game)|Centipede]
Taking Back What Was Lost
Soundtrack He was minding his own business on the day they cameThey showed a piece of paper saying "eminent domain"They built an apartment building saying progress was to blameSo he got madAnd he turned badBrick by brick he's gonna take his land back
Embracing Identity and Self-Acceptance
Wreck-It Ralph I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be– than me.
Celebrating Ralph's Identity and Purpose
Soundtrack *"Wreck-It, Wreck-It Ralph" by ]
[[w:Buckner & Garcia|Buckner & Garcia]
Acknowledgment of Vanellope's True Royalty
Sour Bill Now I remember. All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.
[The racers gasp; Swizzle Malarkey kneels down]
Taffyta Muttonfudge I remember. She's our princess.
Candlehead Oh, that's right!
Taffyta Muttonfudge We are so sorry about the way we treated you.
Rancis Fluggerbutter Yeah, those were... jokes!
Candlehead I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
[sobs]
Vanellope von Schweetz Tut tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... Executed.
[the other racers look on with anticipation]
The Racers WHAT?!
[They all start to cry about their impending death]
Taffyta Muttonfudge No, no, no, please! Please!
Fix-It Felix Jr. Oh my land!
Calhoun Oh, this place just got interesting.
Candlehead NO!
[drops down to her knees and sobs louder]
Taffyta Muttonfudge I don't wanna die!
[drops down to her knees sobbing, tearfully pleading for forgiveness]
Vanellope von Schweetz I'm just kidding!
Taffyta Muttonfudge You are?
Vanellope von Schweetz Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge I'm trying, but it won't stop.
[hyperventilates as her mascara starts running; sobs a bit; stops crying]
Seeking Recognition in a World of Wreckage
Taglines The story of a regular guy just looking for a little wreck-ognition.
The Importance of the Beacon
Vanellope It's okay, Ralph, just go. Go without me.
Felix But what about this game?
Calhoun Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
Ralph (realizes and looks toward Diet Cola Mountain) Beacon. Stay with Felix!
Unexpected Encounter Between Rivals
King Candy Hello!
[arrives in his car]
Wreck-It Ralph YOU!!
King Candy Now, now, I come alone, unarmed.
[desperately trying to placate Wreck-It-Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph ]
[enraged and hurling a jawbreaker at King Candy; [w:Robots (2005 film)|I've had ENOUGH of you, ''pillowpants!'']
King Candy Please, calm down, please, just.. look..
[dodging the jawbreaker and begging for mercy]
Wreck-It Ralph I'M GONNA BEAT THE FILLING OUTTA YOU!!!
[lividly]
King Candy AHHH!! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? AHHH! You hit a guy with glasses. That's... that's... well-played. AAAHHH!!
[immediately dons a pair of glasses; Ralph yanks the glasses off and breaks them over Candy's head; Wreck-It Ralph GRABS King Candy by his lapels]
Wreck-It Ralph What do you want, Candy?!
[threateningly]
King Candy Listen...I..I...just want to talk to you.
Wreck-It Ralph I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
King Candy Well, how about this...are you interested... in this?
[produces Hero's Duty medal]
Wreck-It Ralph My medal?!...How did you...?
[surprised]
King Candy It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it. All I ask is that you hear me out.
[Wreck-It-Ralph takes the medal]
Wreck-It Ralph About what?
[becoming skeptical]
Wreck-It Ralph Get to the point.
King Candy Point being, I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope...cannot be allowed to race.
Wreck-It Ralph WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO AGAINST HER?!?!
[outraged]
King Candy I'm not against her!! I'm just trying to protect her.
Turbo's Threat of Power and Destruction
Cy-Bug Turbo (laughs maniacally) Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game I want. I should thank you, but it'd be more fun to kill you.
[King Candy lunges at him. Ralph rolls past him.]
Turbo's Declaration of Rivalry
Fix-It Felix Jr. Is that...?
Wreck-It Ralph NO WAY!!
Vanellope von Schweetz What the-?! Who are you?!
Turbo I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! AND I DID NOT REPROGRAM THIS WORLD TO LET YOU AND THAT HALITOSIS RIDDLED WARTHOG TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!! Turbotasic! End of the line, glitch!
[evil laughter]
Medals and Goodness in Video Game World
Felix How about we just eat the cake?
Gene Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
Wreck-It Ralph Well, then, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once? Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
Gene Now you're just being ridiculous! Only good guys win medals, and you, sir, are no good guy!
Wreck-It Ralph I could be a good guy if I wanted to and I could win a medal!
Gene Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us!
Wreck-It Ralph And THEN would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?!
Gene If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse! But it will never happen! Because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building!
Wreck-It Ralph No, I'm not!
Gene Yes, you are!
Wreck-It Ralph No, I'M NOT!!!!
[angrily smashes the cake and everyone gasps]
Gene Yes. You. Are.
Wreck-It Ralph Alright, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh, I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals...WET THEIR PANTS!! And good night! Thank you for the party.
[Ralph exits]
Misunderstandings Over a Stolen Medal
Vanellope von Schweetz What are you looking at?
Wreck-It Ralph You're welcome, you rotten little thief.
Vanellope von Schweetz I'm not a thief. I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!
Wreck-It Ralph It's not a coin! It's a medal!
Vanellope von Schweetz Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Wreck-It Ralph I can't. I didn't win it in my game. I won it in Hero's Duty.
Ralph's Desire for Change on Anniversary
Saitine Well happy 30th anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph Thanks, Satan.
Saitine Uh, it's Saitine, actually.
Wreck-It Ralph Got it. But here's the thing. I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
[pauses out]
Kano You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison You're not goin Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph Turbo?! No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon, guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
Zombie Yes.
Clyde Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. And the sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Conflict Between Friends in a Game World
Fix-It Felix Jr. Hello?! Hello?! Somebody, anybody. Please, let me out! Oh. What's he say, what's he say? "I'm gonna wreck it!" Oh. Why do I fix everything I touch?!
[shakes the bar, loosening it; pulls out his golden hammer, in Ralph's voice; pounds it on the bar, but it makes them thicker and stronger; sits down, sobbing]
Wreck-It Ralph BAM!!! Felix!
[bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell]
Fix-It Felix Jr. Ralph! I'm so glad to see you! Wait. No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?
[jumps up; hugs Ralph; lets him go]
Wreck-It Ralph I—
Fix-It Felix Jr. Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm NOT talking to you.
Wreck-It Ralph Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
[dumps out a can full of the broken Candy Kart]
Fix-It Felix Jr. I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so, so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then, I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows something awful. But she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!!
Wreck-It Ralph Felix, pull yourself together.
Fix-It Felix Jr. NO, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal!
[turns away]
Wreck-It Ralph Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
Fix-It Felix Jr. It is?
Wreck-It Ralph Which is why I ran off (to win a medal) and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. (And her name is Vanellope von Schweetz. You see, Candy is not a good king. He removed Vanellope's code and turned her into a glitch for an unknown reason.) Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
[Felix smiles and pulls out his golden hammer]
A Deal for a Medal and a Race
Vanellope von Schweetz Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So, here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!
Wreck-It Ralph You want me to help you?
Vanellope von Schweetz All you gotta do is break somethin for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend?
[extends her hand]
Wreck-It Ralph We are not friends.
Vanellope von Schweetz Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M main man! Hey. My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
[seriously]
Wreck-It Ralph You better win.
[groans; defeatedly; shakes Vanellope's hand]
New Worlds Arise After the Game Ends
Taglines When the game is over, a new world comes to life.
A Moment of Reunion and Request
Vanellope von Schweetz I'm back! Did you miss me?
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah. Uh... Hey, can we talk for a second?
Vanellope von Schweetz Wait. First, kneel down.
Wreck-It Ralph What? No, we really...
Vanellope von Schweetz Will you just do it?
Wreck-It Ralph Okay.
Vanellope von Schweetz Now, close your eyes.
Wreck-It Ralph Vanellope...
Vanellope von Schweetz Shush! Close them!
[He shuts them. She ties something around his neck]
Vanellope von Schweetz Okay. Open them up.
Wreck-It Ralph To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.
Vanellope von Schweetz Turn it over.
Vanellope von Schweetz I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win.
Wreck-It Ralph Thanks, kid. Listen...
Vanellope von Schweetz Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.
[Ralph doesn't move]
Wreck-It Ralph Um... I've been thinking.
Vanellope von Schweetz That's dangerous.
Wreck-It Ralph Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?
Vanellope von Schweetz That's not funny, Ralph.
[laughs]
Wreck-It Ralph No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything. But maybe you shouldn't do it.
Vanellope von Schweetz Hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.
Wreck-It Ralph Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.
Vanellope von Schweetz What? Why would you... Wait a minute.
[Her eyes go down to his chest and she sees something; She pulls the Medal of Heroes out of Ralph's pocket]
Wreck-It Ralph No! (Stop!)
Vanellope von Schweetz Where did you get this?
Wreck-It Ralph Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
Vanellope von Schweetz King Candy?!
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah.
Vanellope von Schweetz You sold me out?
Wreck-It Ralph No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand!
Vanellope von Schweetz No, I understand plenty, traitor!
[She throws the medal at him, which hits him in the face and falls to the ground. She jumps back in the kart]
Wreck-It Ralph I'm not a traitor. Listen.
Vanellope von Schweetz You're a RAT!! And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own!
Wreck-It Ralph But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
[Ralph grabs and picks her up out of the kart. She glitches furiously]
Vanellope von Schweetz Put me down! Let me go!
Wreck-It Ralph No! You listen to me! Do you know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitchin', they're gonna think the game's broken.
[He sets her down. She immediately makes a dash for the kart. Ralph blocks her way. She struggles to get around him]
Vanellope von Schweetz I don't care! You're a liar!
Wreck-It Ralph No, you better care, because if your game goes out of order...
Vanellope von Schweetz I'm not listening to you!
Wreck-It Ralph ...you go down with the ship, little sister!
Vanellope von Schweetz GET OUTTA MY WAY!! I'm going to that race!
Wreck-It Ralph No, you're not!
[He grabs her hood]
Vanellope von Schweetz Augh! Take me down from here, Ralph, RIGHT…
[grunts, Ralph hangs Vanellope by her hood on the edge of a lollipop tree]
Wreck-It Ralph NO!!
Vanellope von Schweetz …NOW!!!
Wreck-It Ralph I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
[He goes over to the kart and clenches his fists. She struggles to get free, but can't]
Vanellope von Schweetz Wait, wait, wait. No. No. No, no, no, no! Please, Ralph! NOOOOO!! RALPH, STOP IT! STOP IT! NOOOOO!! You really are a bad guy.
[But he doesn't stop and smashes his fists onto the kart; screams in shock; Ralph destroys the kart. She breaks down sobbing, then she glitches and lands on her knees on the ground. Ralph turns to her, heartbroken; She runs away crying into the mountain entrance. Ralph hangs his head. He sighs, then walks over and picks up his medal and leaves Sugar Rush.]
Confrontation Between Turbo and Ralph
Turbo Oh, look at that, it's your little friend! Let's watch her die together, shall we?
Ralph No!
[Ralph looks down at Vanellope, then looks to his goal, the volcano now far enough below him to slam down all the Mentos.]
Turbo It's game over for both of you.
Ralph (determined) No. Just for me!
[breaks free from King Candy’s grasp and free falls; he extends his fist downward to the Mentos, but he is unable to keep steady, knowing full well that the cola will kill him.]
Ralph (reciting the BA affirmation) I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be... than me.
[Vanellope's medal slips out of his shirt. He grabs onto it and hugs it to his chest]
Ralph's Journey to Heroism Begins
Taglines This November, he's exploring new worlds, he's meeting new friends…he's got ONE chance to play the hero.
Arcade Adventures After Hours
Taglines When the arcade closes, the fun begins.
Mission to Defeat Cy-Bugs
Wreck-It Ralph Okay, let's see what we got here. ] lands on his hand] Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. Mushroom? No. ] exclamation point] What is this? No. Oh, come on, Zangief. Gross. What am I doing?
[looking into lost and found crate; a [[WALL-E|cockroach; flicks it off, finds a Super Mushroom; puts it back, finds a [[w:Metal Gear|Metal Gear; he tosses it, and finds Zangief's underwear; he drops it back in]
Wreck-It Ralph Hey, excuse you!
Markowski We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. We are humanity's last hope.
[mumbling, shell-shocked]
Wreck-It Ralph Uh... You okay there, space cadet?
[stands and looks at him, curious]
Markowski We've only been plugged in a week, and every day it's "Climb the building, then fight bugs. Climb the building, fight more bugs!
[traumatized]
Wreck-It Ralph Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right?
Markowski And all for what, a lousy medal?
Wreck-It Ralph Medal? You win a medal?
[ding]
Markowski Yeah, Medal of Heroes.
Wreck-It Ralph Ooh. Is it shiny?
Markowski Eh... Pretty shiny.
Wreck-It Ralph Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?
Markowski Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
Wreck-It Ralph And you say you win it by climbing a building?
Markowski AND FIGHTING BUGS!
Wreck-It Ralph Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals?
Markowski Negatory!
Wreck-It Ralph Does that mean "maybe"?
Markowski NO! Look, only the bravest and the best serve in our corps. BUG!!!
[sees a cockroach who climbs on Ralph's shoulder; emits a high-pitched shriek and runs straight into the wall, knocking himself out]
Existence and Identity in Video Games
Wreck-It Ralph Hey, Cough Drop!!
[to Sour Bill]
Sour Bill Huh?
[stops humming and looks at Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph Explain something to me: If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?!
Sour Bill Uh...
[frantically tries to running away, but Ralph grabs him]
Wreck-It Ralph What's goin on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?!
[threateningly]
Sour Bill Nothin'.
Wreck-It Ralph TALK!!!
Sour Bill No!
Wreck-It Ralph I'll lick you!
Sour Bill You wouldn't!
Wreck-It Ralph Oh, yeah?!
[licks Sour Bill]
Sour Bill Ugh! It's like sandpaper!
Wreck-It Ralph Mmm, (You look like a small jawbreaker,) I wonder ].
[[w:Tootsie Pop|how many licks it'll take to get to your center]
Sour Bill I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck-It Ralph Fair enough. Oh, they call you "Sour Bill" for a reason! Had enough yet?
[tosses Sour Bill into his mouth; Sour Bill let's out a muffled screamed; Ralph takes him out]
Sour Bill Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!
Wreck-It Ralph Tried to delete her code"?! So that's why she's a glitch!! Why is he doing this to her?!
Sour Bill I don't know!
Wreck-It Ralph Suit yourself.
[starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]
Sour Bill No, no, no, no, no, no!!! I swear, I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can!! But I do know this: he'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won't be a glitch anymore!
Wreck-It Ralph Where is she now?!
Sour Bill In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph FELIX?!
Sour Bill I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! (sobs as Ralph sticks him to a lollipop tree)
Wreck-It Ralph Stick around.
Sour Bill Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.
Game Malfunction and Refund in Arcade
Moppet Girl Mr. Litwak!
Litwak What's the trouble, sweetheart?
Moppet Girl The game's busted.
Litwak Oh boy. Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back.
Moppet Girl But what about the game?
Litwak I'll have someone look at it tomorrow, but if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture. Like my nana.
Gene Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order.
Mary Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
A New Kind of Hero Emerges
Taglines Get ready for a new kind of hero.
A Story of New Beginnings This Holiday Season
Taglines This holiday season comes a story for everyone who ever needed a restart on life.
Determined to Cause Destruction
Wreck-It Ralph I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
[repeated line]
Abandonment in Wreck-It Ralph's World
Wreck-It Ralph Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary?
Gene Well. You actually went and did it.
[as he's pouring his martini at the bar]
Wreck-It Ralph Gene. Where is everybody?
Gene They're gone. After Felix went to find you, and then didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
[places an olive on a toothpick into his martini]
Wreck-It Ralph But... But I'm here now.
Gene It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
[Starts drinking his martini. Ralph heads to the balcony and opens the door. He gasps at the paper saying "OUT OF ORDER" hung over the game console.]
Gene But, never let it be said I’m not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
[tosses the key to Ralph, grabs the suitcase and heads for the door]
Wreck-It Ralph Gene, wait. Listen, this is not what I wanted!
[Gene stops walking]
Gene Well, what did you want, Ralph?
[turns to Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph I don't know, I just... I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
Gene Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
[leaves; Ralph drops the key to the penthouse and heads for the balcony. He sees the "OUT OF ORDER" paper, then he pulls the Hero's Duty medal he had around his neck. He tearfully throws it at the screen which hears a distant smack. The paper moves a little bit, but Ralph sees what was revealed from the view; Vanellope von Schweetz on the side of the game console. His sadness turns to surprise when he catches sight of this and then suddenly, realizing he's been played, gets an idea.]
Finding Validation Through Others' Joy
Wreck-It Ralph The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would. That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that kid likes me, how bad can I be?
[last lines]