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Genre: Adventure, Drama, Action, Thriller, Crime
Released: 2002-08-09
Duration: 124 min
Rating: 6
Cast: Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Roof

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Unexpected Encounters in a Mysterious Setting

Gibbons Well done Mr. Cage.

Xander Who the hell are you?

Gibbons The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons. You seem upset. Is there something wrong?

Xander What is this place?

Gibbons Looks like a diner.

Xander That's clever. You know, you almost had me going for a second? I was a little groggy at first, but then I started noticing things. Like you got a stock broker over here reading the ] on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. But you want to know where you blew it? With her. My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. That's how I knew that this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited until St. Patrick's Day. ] Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns. Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible!

[[w:Financial Times|Financial Times; points to the waitress behind the counter; points to the bleeding 'stock broker' on the floor; fires a blank round from the stock broker's shotgun at a wall clock]

Gibbons That's good. That's very good.

[Starts to laugh]

Xander Okay, you're turn, pretty boy. What the hell is going on here?

Gibbons It was a test, Mr. Cage, that you aced.

Agent Polk He seems to have an attitude.

[Entering]

Xander Excuse me?

Agent Polk Should we throw him back?

[To Gibbons]

Gibbons Hell no, I love his attitude! Let's take this to the next level. Get on the sat-com!

[Starts speaking to the agents in the diner]

Xander What are you talking about, what next level?

Gibbons I want everyone out in ten minutes!

Xander I don't know who you think you're playing with, I don't play this game!

[Starts walking towards the exit]

Gibbons Get Mike a doctor. We don't want him looking like me.

[looking at the trucker, who has burns from the coffee]

Xander I got a party to go to!

Gibbons Shut him up.

[To the waitress, nodding towards Xander]

Xander And don't to forget to pay for my windo- AH!

[The waitress shoots him with a tranq dart; He falls down and pulls the dart from his chest]

Gibbons Why is it always the assholes that pass the test?

[sees Xander pass out]

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Adrenaline-Fueled Excitement and Confusion

Virg What the hell is this?! This ain't right! I'm telling you, none of this is right!

[Xander looks bored at the soldiers; soldiers wave bye-bye]

Xander I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!

[Xander and the others parachute out of the plane]

Xander WHOOO! Not bad! Let's do that again.

[Looks around and watches the plane fly away while smiling]

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Celebration After Business Deal

Yorgi Now that business is over, we party.

Kolya Bitches, come!

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Consequences of Being a Bad Man

Xander Cage Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are chasing me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick, Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick, he's the one who tried to ban rap music because he says the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country, because he believes that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick. It's the only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. And you know what we do with bad men, we punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone. Okay, I’m coming in hot with a side of bacon. Moral is, DON'T BE A DICK, DICK!

[irked at the police chasing him, speaking to camera; drives off a bridge, jumps out of the car and parachutes to the ground as the car explodes]

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Tension Among Agents in Crisis Situation

Xander Look who it is,Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

Gibbons Relax, X. You just graduated at the top of your class.

Xander What the hell are you talking about?! You nearly got us killed out there!

Agent Polk We knew the Colombian Army was moving in.

Xander Excuse me?

Agent Polk It was my idea to use you as a decoy. They liked the ide-

[Looking smug at Xander]

Xander You're pretty fast for an old man.

Gibbons Get up. Walk with me. You know, I'm the type of guy who believes under the right circumstances a man can change. For example, last night you exhibited courage, leadership, and the willingness to protect a man you hardly knew.

[Xander does so; They walk through the camp to a group of agents burning cocaine in a pile]

Xander So give me a medal.

Gibbons I'd rather give you a job!

[Chuckling]

Xander Look at me! Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?

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The Consequences of a Carefree Attitude

J.J. Look, you need to just lay low for a while.

[referring to Xander's illegal stunt]

Xander I'm untouchable. Okay, I’ll turn down the music. AH! It was only a Corvette...

[SWAT team burst in and everyone at the party runs; SWAT member shoots him with a tranquilizer dart; pulls dart from his chest; collapses]

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A New Type of Secret Agent

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Xander's Excitement for an Epic Trick

Xander I wish I had a camera!

Yelena What are you talking about?

Xander Because this is gonna be one hell of a trick!

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A Conversation About Past Adventures and Gaming

Toby Lee Shavers Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?

Xander Cage Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.

Shavers That's a really sad story.

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Meeting Dangerous People for Intelligence Gathering

Gibbons I just want you to do is meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.

Xander What type of people?

Gibbons Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized. Your kind of people.

Xander Hold up. My kind of people would say. "Kiss my ass, Scarface!

Gibbons See, this is usually the point where I'd take out my gun, press it to your temple and ask you very politely to do what I want. But you're not the type who's afraid of death. So I guess this puts us in a quandary, doesn't it?

Xander So I guess we better call this a day, then?

Gibbons Not just yet. You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wildcat. See, he remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. Four hundred pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell their soul has died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf. Just a six by eight cell with no windows, and only a bucket to shit in. But you can avoid all that by doing this one small favor for me.

Xander You don't have shit on me!

Gibbons I notice you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck. I think that's rather appropriate seeing as you're looking at three strikes. Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and that little bridge stunt of yours? Makes you a three-time loser. Maybe you should call yourself "Triple X". But if you do want, I'll make all your recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life.

Xander You think maybe I should be like you? Get all strut up with stars and stripes? I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror.

Gibbons A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country. So, what's it going to be, Triple X? You want to get on a plane? Or is "Kiss my ass, Scarface" your final answer?

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Warning about the dangers of smoking

Xander Cage I told him that cigarette would kill him one day!

[Having blown up Kirill by homing his rocket in on his cigarette]

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