9 quotes
Discovery of Wheels and Imagination
Zed
What are these big, round things for?
[''pointing to wheels'']
Cain
They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
Oh
I feel like a bird!
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Choice and Perspective on Virginity
Oh
I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed
Ha! Not *your* choice!
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Distraction from Serious Conversation
Zed
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
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Questions About Life and Knowledge
Zed
I might know everything. Ask me something!
Oh
Where does the sun go at night?
Zed
Pass. Next question.
Oh
Where do babies come from?
Zed
Pass. Next question.
Oh
There's a snake on my foot.
[''noticing a snake'']
Zed
In the form of a question!
Oh
There's a snake on my foot?
[''scared'']
Zed
Correct!
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Humorous Misunderstanding in Ritual Context
High Priest
Rub me with oil..
Oh
With my hands?
high priest
No, with your nutsack, of course with your hands.
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A Humorous Exchange on Trust and Friendship
Zed
You could be my right-hand man.
Oh
I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.
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Consequences of Missing Ingredients in Salad
Oh
Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.
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Evolution Begins This June
Taglines
This June Evolution Begins
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Connecting with Our Ancestral Roots
Taglines
Meet your ancestors
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